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|realName=Matthew Hakim | |realName=Matthew Hakim | ||
|alias=Matthew Whakim<br>Bully Whakim<br>Almas<br>Bigfoot<br> | |alias=Matthew Whakim<br>Bully Whakim<br>Almas<br>Bigfoot<br>Californian Yeti<br>Fouke Monster<br>Fullerton's Sasquatch<br>Momo<br>Nguoi Rung<br>Ohio Grassman<br>Orange Pendek<br>Skunk Ape<br>Yowie<br>Yeren<br>Whakim the Hutt<br>(Brother to St. Plagiare)<br>Door Matt Whakim<br>Jackass Fharkim<br>Homeless Hakim<br>Mushbro Farkim<br>Whackoff Whakim | ||
|image=File:MatthewHakim.jpg | |image=File:MatthewHakim.jpg | ||
|location=US | |location=US | ||
|platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@matthewhakim721 YouTube] | |platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@matthewhakim721 YouTube] | ||
|religiflerf=Yes | |religiflerf=Yes | ||
|teeth=Hutts do not have teeth | |||
}} | }} | ||
Matthew "No friends" Whakim is a vile, piece of garbage, wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, human filth scumbag. | |||
Is famous for "proving" the Earth is flat by placing some string/yarn on his TV, and saying "there, flat" | |||
== Known Accounts == | == Known Accounts == | ||
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[[Category:American flerfs]] | [[Category:American flerfs]] | ||
==Virtue signalling== | |||
While debating [[Planet Peterson]] on [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] in April 2025, Whakim spewed an [[Wikipedia:Irony|ironic]], [[Wikipedia: Hypocrisy|hypocritical]], [[Wikipedia:Virtue signalling|virtue-signalling]], (probably AI-generated) rant in his opening presentation: | |||
<blockquote>The flat Earth community is not driven by resentment or aggression. Rather, it is a constructive movement of a community of individuals who question inherited dogmas and rely on firsthand observations, scripture, and reason. We are motivated by the desire to understand the world in a way that aligns with both visible reality and the metaphysical order revealed in the Bible. Flat Earthers gather not to mock others but to explore. Explore ideas we find meaningful. We discover old truths and build new frameworks. Our pursuit is positive, creative, and in many cases deeply spiritual. We have a model, we have reasons, and we have direction.<ref>https://youtu.be/O36_BioUZBU?si=xvktJ241fpTDYdCF&t=309</ref></blockquote> | |||
As the rest of this article shows, Hakim is describing precisely the opposite of itself. | |||
[[File:Hakimfreetrip2.png | ==Cowardice== | ||
[[File:Hakimfreetrip2.png|frame|center|Matthew gets offered a free trip to Punta Arenas, immediately backs out.]] | |||
==Live chats== | |||
= Live | |||
May 22, 2026: MDD: MCToon vs Soli(You are a Bully Whakim)<br> | May 22, 2026: MDD: MCToon vs Soli(You are a Bully Whakim)<br> | ||
[[File:MDD-MCToon vs Soli - @whakim select comments.png|400px]]<br> | [[File:MDD-MCToon vs Soli - @whakim select comments.png|400px]]<br> | ||
==Ableism== | |||
In a "debate" with [[MCToon]] and [[Creaky Blinder]], Hakim allowed his mouth to make the following sounds: | |||
<blockquote>You know what I noticed? They all have glasses, too. A lot of the glober trolls like this, they all have poor vision... You can't even see 100 yards away, and they're trying to tell us the Earth is a ball... You've got a lot of issues, "McToon", thats stopping you from seeing reality.<ref>[https://youtu.be/aKSLRX-xBq4?t=5201 <q>Big Showdown: @truthflatearth & @flatearthreconnaissance With @CreakyBlinder and 🌎 Worst Rapper</q> at 1:26:41]</ref></blockquote> | |||
Hakim is so [[Wikipedia:Stupidity|dumb]], he thinks that poor vision has something to do with evaluating the shape of the Earth. He is so desperately void of flat Earth evidence, he will try and make a point out of anything that comes to his mind, which is almost always some kind of pathetic insult. | |||
MCToon promptly informed Hakim that he is [[Wikipedia:Farsightedness|farsighted]], making Hakim's "point" completely invalid. He doesn't have the comprehension skills to understand what this means, though. | |||
==Loser== | |||
Homeless Hakim [https://www.ocregister.com/2012/09/27/fullerton-council-candidates-take-on-issues-at-forum/ ran for Council] in his home town of Fullerton California in 2012. Needless to say, nobody liked him even back then, and he did not get elected, as all LOSERS do, he LOST. This is why he sought a place that would accept him. | |||
He traveled far and wide, crossing vast plains and trekking the highest of mountains, over sunburnt countries, enduring harshest droughts and flooding rains, to find only the bottom of the barrel would accept him, so he became a Flat Earth believer. He was quoted as saying "whilst I am a homeless bum, I have finally found a home in flat erf" | |||
Whackoff Whakim debated Destiny and got [https://youtu.be/HS3aH-1U3aM?si=diI4H5l8lTp7Ddul&t=703 absolutely destroyed,] and [https://youtu.be/UQe-19Tr21g?si=HvfC301Tx8mKygWP&t=559 again,] and [https://youtu.be/5Y6mKSlHwTE?si=OqjP47ltPgce_n5O&t=1349 again.] | |||
== NSFW == | |||
Bully Whakim was spotted in the wild, some photo's below. NSFW (or anywhere for that matter). Some things you just cannot unsee. | |||
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<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 1.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 2.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 3.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 4.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 5.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 6.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
<div class="spoiler-img">[[File:Whakim Dog 7.jpg|200px]]</div> | |||
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You were warned. | |||
==References== | |||
Latest revision as of 00:49, 1 June 2026
| Real name | Matthew Hakim |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Matthew Whakim Bully Whakim Almas Bigfoot Californian Yeti Fouke Monster Fullerton's Sasquatch Momo Nguoi Rung Ohio Grassman Orange Pendek Skunk Ape Yowie Yeren Whakim the Hutt (Brother to St. Plagiare) Door Matt Whakim Jackass Fharkim Homeless Hakim Mushbro Farkim Whackoff Whakim |
| Location on the globe | US |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | unknown |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
| Adopted By | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | Hutts do not have teeth |
Matthew "No friends" Whakim is a vile, piece of garbage, wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, human filth scumbag.
Is famous for "proving" the Earth is flat by placing some string/yarn on his TV, and saying "there, flat"
Known Accounts
Other Info
- Matthew Hakim is a proponent of the flat Earth theory, sharing content that questions the established understanding of Earth's shape.
- He has participated in debates discussing flat Earth topics, including a debate with FTFE.
- Hakim has also appeared in discussions about Tartaria, such as "Live Stream #17 TARTARIA With Guest Matthew Hakim."
- Repeated the “Kid in a basement” rumor, which get him kicked off MDD.
- Is Potato Head Dave Liess favorite Hypertrichosis flerf.
- Is related to Julia Pastrana
Virtue signalling
While debating Planet Peterson on MDD in April 2025, Whakim spewed an ironic, hypocritical, virtue-signalling, (probably AI-generated) rant in his opening presentation:
The flat Earth community is not driven by resentment or aggression. Rather, it is a constructive movement of a community of individuals who question inherited dogmas and rely on firsthand observations, scripture, and reason. We are motivated by the desire to understand the world in a way that aligns with both visible reality and the metaphysical order revealed in the Bible. Flat Earthers gather not to mock others but to explore. Explore ideas we find meaningful. We discover old truths and build new frameworks. Our pursuit is positive, creative, and in many cases deeply spiritual. We have a model, we have reasons, and we have direction.[1]
As the rest of this article shows, Hakim is describing precisely the opposite of itself.
Cowardice
Live chats
May 22, 2026: MDD: MCToon vs Soli(You are a Bully Whakim)
Ableism
In a "debate" with MCToon and Creaky Blinder, Hakim allowed his mouth to make the following sounds:
You know what I noticed? They all have glasses, too. A lot of the glober trolls like this, they all have poor vision... You can't even see 100 yards away, and they're trying to tell us the Earth is a ball... You've got a lot of issues, "McToon", thats stopping you from seeing reality.[2]
Hakim is so dumb, he thinks that poor vision has something to do with evaluating the shape of the Earth. He is so desperately void of flat Earth evidence, he will try and make a point out of anything that comes to his mind, which is almost always some kind of pathetic insult. MCToon promptly informed Hakim that he is farsighted, making Hakim's "point" completely invalid. He doesn't have the comprehension skills to understand what this means, though.
Loser
Homeless Hakim ran for Council in his home town of Fullerton California in 2012. Needless to say, nobody liked him even back then, and he did not get elected, as all LOSERS do, he LOST. This is why he sought a place that would accept him.
He traveled far and wide, crossing vast plains and trekking the highest of mountains, over sunburnt countries, enduring harshest droughts and flooding rains, to find only the bottom of the barrel would accept him, so he became a Flat Earth believer. He was quoted as saying "whilst I am a homeless bum, I have finally found a home in flat erf"
Whackoff Whakim debated Destiny and got absolutely destroyed, and again, and again.
NSFW
Bully Whakim was spotted in the wild, some photo's below. NSFW (or anywhere for that matter). Some things you just cannot unsee.
You were warned.