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}} | [[User:Flerf Whisperer|Flerf Whisperer]]}} | ||
Gakushi loves [[Nathan Oakley]]. | Gakushi loves [[Nathan Oakley]]. | ||
== Proof of being a flerf == | |||
When you ask him if the earth is a globe he doesn't say "yes". Only flerfs answer this way. | |||
== Looks == | |||
Gakushi models his entire appearance after [[Yerba_Mate_Talks|MxXxD]]. He just doesn't pull it off. | |||
== Official merchandise == | |||
At last: the long-awaited '''Sneaky Peen Man''' poseable action figure. Fully poseable (more flexible than his arguments), complete with: | |||
* detachable black wig — for when the bald timeline needs a soft reset | |||
* travel makeup palette — because the look requires ''commitment'' | |||
* dual magnifying glasses — for scrutinizing every pixel of a Discord screenshot | |||
* collector's flat-earth map disc — azimuthal equidistant, naturally | |||
* one (1) surprise "companion" accessory that raises more questions than the model itself | |||
Comes sealed in blister packaging so you can hang him on a pegboard where he belongs: next to the clearance bin. | |||
[[File:Gakushi_figure.webp|400px|Sneaky Peen Man — poseable action figure. Accessories sold separately from dignity.]] | |||
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== Pussy == | |||
Every woman he has ever spoken to has responded "you're a pussy". | |||
[[File:Gakushi_is_a_pussy.png|400px]] | |||
Latest revision as of 01:40, 29 July 2026
Gakushi
| Real name | |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | Nathan's anus |
| Main platform | Discord |
| Papa flerf | Nathan Oakley |
| Flerfzi? | Yes |
| Religiflerf? | |
| Drinks urine? | |
| Adopted by | Flerf Whisperer |
| Teeth | "All of them" |
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Gakushi loves Nathan Oakley.
Proof of being a flerf
When you ask him if the earth is a globe he doesn't say "yes". Only flerfs answer this way.
Looks
Gakushi models his entire appearance after MxXxD. He just doesn't pull it off.
Official merchandise
At last: the long-awaited Sneaky Peen Man poseable action figure. Fully poseable (more flexible than his arguments), complete with:
- detachable black wig — for when the bald timeline needs a soft reset
- travel makeup palette — because the look requires commitment
- dual magnifying glasses — for scrutinizing every pixel of a Discord screenshot
- collector's flat-earth map disc — azimuthal equidistant, naturally
- one (1) surprise "companion" accessory that raises more questions than the model itself
Comes sealed in blister packaging so you can hang him on a pegboard where he belongs: next to the clearance bin.
Pussy
Every woman he has ever spoken to has responded "you're a pussy".
