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| realName = Sam Abucaya
| realName = Sam Abucaya
| alias=Flat Earth Reconnaissance
| alias=Flat Earth Reconnaissance;<br>"You Know" Sam;<br>Simple Sam;<br>Sam Onella;<br>Alliance of the Dome
| image = File:Sam_Abucaya.png
| image = File:Sam_Abucaya.png
| location = Israel
| location = Israel
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@flatearthreconnaissance YouTube]
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@flatearthreconnaissance YouTube]
| papa = [[Mikey Smith]] formerly [[DIRTH]] before Sam backstabbed DIRTh.
| papa = [[Mikey Smith]]; <br> formerly [[DIRTH]] before <br> Sam backstabbed him.
| antisemite = No, he is a semite
| antisemite = No, he is a semite
| religiflerf = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
| drinksUrine = L'gamrei!
| adoptedBy=MxXxD
}}
}}


Sam Abucaya is an idiot.
'''Sam "You Know" Abucaya''', known online you know as '''Flat Earth Reconnaissance''' is an idiot, you know.
 
You know, early in Sam's career, he tried to assist [[David Weiss | DIRTh]] by doing recon on [[MCToon]], then reporting to DIRTh the super woke evidence he garnered. He didn't garner any but still, you know, reported to DIRTh.  However, the report wasn't accompanied by money so DIRTh didn't care. This hurt Sammy in the feelz. 
 
This became the foundation, you know, for Sam to eventually stab DIRTh in the back. Sam did a 2 part exposé on DIRTh:
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB53pcy6H0 Part 1]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRN-hnSxDY Part 2]
 
Sam has been clocked at 8 to 15 Ykpm (You knows per minute). He is also a master of explaining with, you know, hand gestures.
 
Sam and [[Mikey Smith]] share the delusion that, you know, they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars.
 
{{flerfaccounts
|youtube=flatearthreconnaissance
}}
 
== Bald ==
Sam is not bald, you know:<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeUghrCE5M <q>Sam (‪@flatearthreconnaissance‬) isn't bald and demonstrates it.</q> by Yerba Mate Talks]</ref><br>
[[File:Sam_Abucaya_is_not_bald.webp|300px]]
 
== "You know" count ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ How many "you knows"
! Video !! You knows
|-
| Clash of the Titans, May 29 || 249 (up until Toon & Creaky left)
|-
| Live with Restream, May 07 || 428
|-
| Live with Restream, April 30 || 217
|-
| Enemies of Israel - Part 1 || 305
|-
| New Evidence of a solid dark matter right behind the stars || 85
|-
| Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 3 || 67
|-
| Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 2 || 67
|-
| Flat Earth's next level: the Solid Skies! || 255
|-
| Flat Earth Israel - Torah on Flat Earth and latest footage of flux stars from Israel || 271
|-
| New Discoveries about the Shapes and positions of the Stars on the Firmament! || 255
|-
| IronWork92000 Podcast about the Flux stars || 75
|}
 
== Wales is in England ==
Up until May 2026, Sam believed that [[Wikipedia:Wales|Wales]] is a city in England. He was informed that Wales is ''not'' in England and is actually an independent country in a live-streamed discussion with MCToon and Creaky Blinder, after he kept insisting that Creaky (who is Welsh) was English:
 
<blockquote>
'''Creaky:''' I'm not English, I do not live in England!
 
'''Sam:''' Okay so you [know], where do you live in, Wales? Are you Welsh?
 
'''Creaky:''' Yes.
 
'''Sam:''' You're Welsh?
 
'''Creaky:''' Yes.
 
'''Sam:''' Its like me saying, you know, I'm not from France, I'm from Paris, you know.
 
'''MCToon:''' No, its a different country!<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/aKSLRX-xBq4?si=1BMarizQnwsGo-mQ&t=7111 livestream at 1:58:31]&mdash;the point at which Sam brings up Creaky's "English" accent.</ref>
</blockquote>
 
Please note the "you knows" have not been exaggerated.
 
== References ==
<references/>
 
[[Category:Israeli flerfs]]

Latest revision as of 02:53, 28 July 2026

Flat Earth Reconnaissance
Real name Sam Abucaya
Alias(es) Flat Earth Reconnaissance;
"You Know" Sam;
Simple Sam;
Sam Onella;
Alliance of the Dome
Location on the globe Israel
Main platform YouTube
Papa flerf Mikey Smith;
formerly DIRTH before
Sam backstabbed him.
Flerfzi? No, he is a semite
Religiflerf? Yes
Drinks urine? L'gamrei!
Adopted by MxXxD
Teeth slightly less than full set

Sam "You Know" Abucaya, known online you know as Flat Earth Reconnaissance is an idiot, you know.

You know, early in Sam's career, he tried to assist DIRTh by doing recon on MCToon, then reporting to DIRTh the super woke evidence he garnered. He didn't garner any but still, you know, reported to DIRTh. However, the report wasn't accompanied by money so DIRTh didn't care. This hurt Sammy in the feelz.

This became the foundation, you know, for Sam to eventually stab DIRTh in the back. Sam did a 2 part exposé on DIRTh:

Sam has been clocked at 8 to 15 Ykpm (You knows per minute). He is also a master of explaining with, you know, hand gestures.

Sam and Mikey Smith share the delusion that, you know, they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars.

Known accounts

@flatearthreconnaissance active

Bald

Sam is not bald, you know:[1]

"You know" count

How many "you knows"
Video You knows
Clash of the Titans, May 29 249 (up until Toon & Creaky left)
Live with Restream, May 07 428
Live with Restream, April 30 217
Enemies of Israel - Part 1 305
New Evidence of a solid dark matter right behind the stars 85
Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 3 67
Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 2 67
Flat Earth's next level: the Solid Skies! 255
Flat Earth Israel - Torah on Flat Earth and latest footage of flux stars from Israel 271
New Discoveries about the Shapes and positions of the Stars on the Firmament! 255
IronWork92000 Podcast about the Flux stars 75

Wales is in England

Up until May 2026, Sam believed that Wales is a city in England. He was informed that Wales is not in England and is actually an independent country in a live-streamed discussion with MCToon and Creaky Blinder, after he kept insisting that Creaky (who is Welsh) was English:

Creaky: I'm not English, I do not live in England!

Sam: Okay so you [know], where do you live in, Wales? Are you Welsh?

Creaky: Yes.

Sam: You're Welsh?

Creaky: Yes.

Sam: Its like me saying, you know, I'm not from France, I'm from Paris, you know.

MCToon: No, its a different country![2]

Please note the "you knows" have not been exaggerated.

References

  1. ↑ Sam (‪@flatearthreconnaissance‬) isn't bald and demonstrates it. by Yerba Mate Talks
  2. ↑ livestream at 1:58:31—the point at which Sam brings up Creaky's "English" accent.
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