Flatter Day Saints

Flatter Day Saints

Real name	unknown
Location on the globe	US
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	unknown
Flerfzi?	yes
Religiflerf?	yes
Drinks urine?	Distills it first for maximum kidney failure
Adopted By	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

Known Accounts

• FLATTER DAY SAINTS

Debate Analysis

February 2025 Debate vs. ADHD Projects

FDS got absolutely demolished in a debate on Modern Day Debate channel. It was a masterclass in how NOT to debate. The format was 10-minute opening statements followed by open discussion, which gave FDS plenty of time to embarrass himself.

The 5 Ds of Flerfing

FDS demonstrated all five Ds of flerfing: Duck, Dodge, Deflect, Dumb, and Duck (yes, duck twice—he's that good at it).

Duck & Dodge: When asked how southern star trails work on a flat earth, FDS dodged with "I don't know, I've never been to the Southern Hemisphere." Classic flerf move—if you can't explain it, pretend you haven't seen it!

Deflect: When presented with theodolite photos showing horizon dip, FDS deflected by claiming the horizon was "in the middle" of the photos. Even when ADHD pointed out the dip angle markers, FDS kept deflecting. Gotta lie to flerf!

Dumb: FDS tried to redefine geometry as "measurement of the earth" (geo = earth, get it bro??) and argued that "level" means flat even when shown Merriam-Webster's definition explicitly mentioning "conforming to the curvature of the liquid parts of earth's surface." The density was strong with this one.

Duck (again): When asked about how two observers in Australia and Africa can both look south and see stars rotating around the same point, FDS ducked completely. Just full-on admitted he had no explanation. At least he's honest about being clueless?

Personal Attacks

FDS couldn't argue the science, so he went for the classics:

• Called ADHD "disingenuous" when photos didn't match FDS's delusions
• "Intellectually dishonest" — projection much?
• "Bro" — used condescendingly approximately 47 times
• "It's almost laughable, bro" — said while being laughably wrong
• Accused ADHD of being "conditioned" (classic conspiracy theorist projection)
• "You're being dishonest, bro" — the mating call of the defeated flerf
• Claimed ADHD didn't understand basic concepts he clearly understood better than FDS

Evidence? What Evidence?

FDS presented these galaxy-brain arguments:

• Zodiac Wheel: Claimed astrologers use flat earth models. No evidence provided, just vibes.
• Airplanes: "They're called airplanes because they go over a plane." Yes, really. That's the argument.
• Neil deGrasse Tyson Misquote: Claimed Tyson said earth looks flat from 120,000 feet. Actually Tyson was commenting on fisheye lens distortion. FDS gotta lie to flerf!
• Army Research Lab Book: Cited a book he admitted he hadn't read. Peak flerf scholarship.
• Density: Tried to claim density explains falling objects, then dismissed vacuum chamber experiments where feathers and bowling balls fall at the same rate. "That would be great if we lived in a vacuum, bro." Yes, because removing air resistance proves gravity exists, not density.

The Meltdown

When cornered on southern star trails, FDS admitted: "I don't know" and "I can't prove" the flat earth model. He also admitted he had no explanation for how observers in different southern hemisphere locations see stars rotating around the same point. The earth isn't flat, but FDS's understanding of it sure is.

Verdict

FDS got bodied so hard he had to end with a religious appeal: "If I were to die today... I solemnly swear and attest to everything I said knowingly is true." When the science fails, appeal to God—that's the flerf way! Then he promoted his channel and invited people to debate "direct energy weapons, chemtrails and radium." Because when you lose on flat earth, pivot to even crazier conspiracies.

Classic flerf performance: Duck, dodge, deflect, lie, attack, repeat. FDS executed the playbook flawlessly. 🦝

Other Info

• Spreads QAnon conspiracy theories.
• Is responsible for creating the “Kid in a basement” rumor.