Aloha From Florida

Aloha From Florida

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TFW you catch a live that hasn't had a commercial break for a while

Real name	Keith Cameron Smith
Alias(es)	Aloha From Florida Commercial Break Drive-by Flerfer
Main platform	TikTok
Location on the globe	Florida
Papa flerf	Unknown
Flerfzi?	Not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Yes
Incel?	no
Drinks urine?	likely
Adopted by	Not adopted yet
Teeth	Slightly less than full set

This person is a flerf

V • T • E

Keith Cameron Smith, better known as Aloha From Florida, is a TikTok flat-earther known for engaging in little to no dialogue with anyone. Keith's unique tactic of joining other panels for up to five minutes, spewing a nonsense monologue, and then leaving before engaging with anyone as earned him the nicknames "Commercial Break" and "Drive-by Flerfer".

Behaviors

Paneling

Will only panel to do drive-by flerfing, tell a host to block someone, or sit quietly.

Comments

Keith will regularly join lives and comment the same things multiple times, even if the panel is no longer discussing flat earth. Those comments are:

• "Flatten the curve by Vikka Draziv. Commercial and Military Pilots prove flat earth."
• "16 Emergency Landings Proving Flat Earth. By Eddie Alencar.
• "Earth is flat and stationary"
• "Attitude indicator proves flat earth."
• Something about the Mechanical Realm by Vikka Draziv. He hasn't quite created a master copy for this copypasta, but he always says something about it.