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Infobox glober

Location	on the globe, regrettably sharing it with flerfs
NASA salary	direct deposit pending since 1958

This person is a

glober

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      <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{teeth|''full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}}</td>
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-    <th style="vertical-align:top;">Drinks urine?</th>
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+<td style="width:38%;text-align:center;">[[File:Earth 2002.png|55px]]</td>
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