Fred

Fred

Real name	Fred
Alias(es)	Globecrusher
Location on the globe	Canada
Main platform	TikTok
Papa flerf	unknown
Flerfzi?	unknown
Religiflerf?	unknown
Incel?	not yet confirmed
Drinks urine?	unknown
Adopted by	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

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Fred (Globecrusher) is a Canadian TikTok flat earther who has a vitriolic hatred for globers. He has never had a formal debate and yet claims he has never lost a debate. He is mostly known for shouting and yelling at his opponents. He is also known for being divisive amongst the flat earth community. Fred was nominated by Globey McGlobeface for Top Left in 2025 and came in third place. He usually uses an AI image of himself as the Incredible Hulk as a profile picture.

Flat Earth beliefs

Fred believes the government or NASA has paid agents on TikTok to disparage or destroy the flat earth community. Other beliefs:

• Flat means horizontal; something flat cannot be vertical (i.e. Floors in a house can be considered flat, but the walls wouldn't be flat).
• Footage from a Call of Duty game was ISS NASA footage.
• The 24 hour Antarctica sun is impossible on a globe.
• The earth wouldn't be able to cast a shadow on the moon.
• Hurricanes don't happen at night.

Debate Style

When Fred is hosting a Live he is completely unreasonable, yelling and shouting and hurling insults. It is pointless to try and talk with him because he will frequently mute his guests, drop them from the panel, and/or block them. Fred has never argued on a neutral platform and will usually not go on another person's panel unless he has moderator (mod) powers because he will need to mute or drop the other person. He often overtalks the other person and tells them to shut up; this has happened so frequently it is recognized as one of his catchphrases which has been nicknamed as "Shuddup".

Sayings and Catchphrases

Fred is often shouting insults to make his point while arguing. This is so common people will change their accounts to mimic him. Some of his common catchphrases are:

• "Shuddup!"
• "Shuddup princess!"
• "You're a cupcake!"
• "You're a cupcake princess!"
• "Quit your crying!"
• "Stop your crying princess!"
• "Crybaby!"
• "Why are you so scared!"
• "Get fucking stuffed!"
• "You're triggered!"
• "I own your ass!"
• "Lick my balls!"
• "No one can handle me!"
• "Fuck I'm mad!
• "I'm the king of flatsmacking!"
• "The boys wet their pants when they see me!"
• "I held 5 guys down and had them moaning all at once!"

Running from Globey McGlobeface

Globey McGlobeface kept hearing that Fred defeated or "flatsmacked" everyone he argued against. Globey challenged Fred to debate on a neutral platform where neither one had mute powers. Fred stipulated that he wanted a jury to decide who was the winner of the debate; and if Fred won he wanted a formal agreement where he would have legal access and control over Globey's TikTok account. In order to make it legally binding Fred would need Globey's IRL name and information; however, Globey was not willing to dox himself, so this was rejected. In response Globey did find a neutral platform on YouTube for the debate to occur. Fred did not respond to the offer, and the #FredIsRunning hashtag was used to taunt him for weeks afterwards.

Swolegate / SwolenValor

For some time, Fred had been using a picture of a bodybuilder as a profile photo on his account. Fred claimed it was a real picture of himself when he was younger and was lifting weights. However, it was discovered that there is a website called "Face in Hole" which allows people to submit their own face and have it digitally added onto a bodybuilder's body. After more research someone found the photo resembled an old picture of professional bodybuilder Jay Cutler. This created the Swolegate / SwolenValor controversy and taunts. Multiple people then changed their profile pictures with their own faces onto the bodybuilder body to mock Freds picture. Finally someone discovered that Jay Cutler had a celebrity cameo account and paid for Jay to send a message to Fred - telling Fred that he is the cupcake and the earth is a globe. Fred vehemently denies all accusations and insists that it was a real picture of himself all along. He has mainly switched back to using the AI Hulk picture on his accounts.

Flerf on Flerf Action

Besides arguing for flat earth, Fred will argue that other flat earthers are shills or paid agents. One of the bigger disagreements is that flat means horizontal. This has caused somewhat of a split in the flat earth community.
The following is a list of flat earthers he has either disparaged or feuded with:

• Jeran
• Dave Weiss
• Angels of Light
• fuckingbuythedip
• Chris Vanam
• Kaleb
• Katie Did

His flerf-on-flerf with Angels of Light is linked here.

Known accounts

Fred has created mutliple accounts on TikTok with Globecrusher in the name.

Name	TikTok Link
globecrusher6	https://www.tiktok.com/@globecrusher6
Globecrusher	https://www.tiktok.com/@globecrusher3
Globecrusher	https://www.tiktok.com/@globecrusher2