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Dick Wayne

Real name	Richard Wayne Car
Alias(es)	felicia dikless lil dik Whatever Many more...
Location on the globe	Canada
Main platform
Papa flerf
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Most likely
Drinks urine?	Oh yaar, no, for sure eh!
Adopted by	SourPounder
Teeth	slightly less than full set

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Dik is a triggered Snowflake, eh.

Lil Dicky Wayne is a disgutsing, vulgar, chud, slimeball of a person.
His latest outing was utterly disgusting, trolling on MC Toon's review of the debate with Dr. Blitz and Soli(see chat screenshots below).
You are a complete scumbag Dick Wayne.

He is a self proclaimed O.G. Flerf since 2013 but has no concrete ideas on how the Flat Earth works ^[1].

He claims to work as an Operator. Yeah, a one handed operator. A hairy palmed, chicken choking, monkey spanking, bishop flogging, worm burping tosser who shakes hands with the milkman.

During FTFE's August 2026 Membership drive, Dikless is now a Driver, a suspected Uber Driver. However, it has come to light that lil diky poo is a low-tier worker in the constuction industry. He drives the 'real' workers to their job site in a mini-bus, similar to what he went to school in, just a different colour. Before that, he used to pump fuel, all thanks to his amazing education(that he sadly did not get because his parents subjecting him to forced child labour). This does explain his fetishes and stupidity a little.

Almost every live chat he joins, flexes his sexual fluidity, not that there is anything wrong with that.....

Even though the Sun is always above the Earth scale makes the Sun go away ^[2].

Also limit of our eyes and since all optical devices are modeled on human eyes so all have the same flaws. Taking measurements is "eye balling" and "eye balling" is bad ^[3].

A few minutes later: Dick: Take it with your eyeballs ^[4].

Dick is famous for losing it when talking to MCToon, that he came out with the all time classic, What does a blind person see using a telescope.

Dick is a useless troll, and has been known to go from one live stream to another, to another, often, many in one day, spending hours upon hours buzzing around like a fly on a hot steamy turd.

trikydiky2018@outlook.com

List of aliases

Dicky Poo has earned himself many additional aliases (too many to fit in the infobox!). Here is a list of some of them.

Chud Dick
Felicia Choad
One hand always on the "Joystick"
Tockley Tinkler
Wang Chungga

Notable Appearances

Was so butthurt from the incredible Conspiracy Music Studios Production of Dick Wayne - Whatever Man, that it went overdrive on Youtube live chats, and ended up getting timed out on WhaKast and MCToon.

With very few places left to visit, he decided to troll the one and only, the most awesome, The Drunk Debunk Show on Feb 15th 2026. He was called out, came on live and showed what an absolute wombat they are(yes, his poops are square, for sure eh!). He was subsequently kicked for being the useless troll he is.

During FTFE's recent Membership Drive Marathon, lil Dick Wayne came on for approx 6 hours in total, and 3.5 hours in one siting. During this time he came up with classic's only Dick Wayne can, such as measuring the flatness of a puddle using a Theodolite, and flat earth is as strong as it has ever been.

On May 18th, went on Shawn Hawkins channel Sgt Rock of Easy Company, and started trolling and with yet another sock account, @dikw27, and got kicked.

Thanks dicky poo, you bloody Galah.

The question he gets asked every live he goes on, here and here. (HINT: The answer is, always, YES).

Diky boy being told, yet again, how smort he is.

I have never heard FTFE laugh this much at one persons utter stupidity, and here. I am positive FTFE peed a little on this one.

Known accounts/aliases

Dick Wayne operates several known aliases on YouTube

Known Accounts
Platform	Account	Status	Account Created
YouTube	DickWayne-b5z	Active; Primary Account	21 Nov 2025
YouTube	Dikw2	Active	9 Dec 2025
YouTube	DickWayne-i2e	Active	9 Dec 2025
YouTube	DickWayne9	Active	9 Dec 2025
YouTube	Dikw3	Active	20 Jan 2026
YouTube	Dikw4	Active	21 Jan 2026
YouTube	DickWayne-o5p	Active	27 Jan 2026
YouTube	Dikw5	Active	30 Mar 2026
YouTube	Dikw27	Active	2 Apr 2026
YouTube	Timmy9396	Active	11 Apr 2026
YouTube	Flerfing101	Active	11 Apr 2026
YouTube	Dikw276	Active	19 May 2026
YouTube	Dikw7934	Active	5 June 2026
YouTube	Dikw875	Active	26 June 2026
YouTube	KingArthur-2	Active	2 August 2026
YouTube	CreativeForces2	Active	5 August 2026
YouTube	DWnumber42959	Active	5 August 2026
YouTube	Number42959	Active	5 August 2026

Unnoticeable appearances

They Scatter like Roaches
FTFE Membership Drive 4
FTFE Membership Drive 5

Live Chats

May 22, 2026: MDD: MCToon vs Soli

May 26, 2026: MCToon Debate Review with Dr. Blitz vs Soli
(Flexing his sexual fluidity(not that there is anything wrong with that))

Yet more proof Flerf's cannot Maff

Lil Dicky Poo is so dumb, so stoopid, that he could not answer "A car takes 1 hour to travel 60 miles, calculate the speed of the car". (Courtesy BruceWayne-us3kw)

Diky Poo is smort

Lil Dik proves he at least has the mental capacity of a grain of sand, by knowing the core foundations of tides. Keep this up, you'll be ready for big boy pants in no time.

Dicky is so dumb, even Velcro shoes are too complicated for him, so he wears slipons. (courtesy orioncooper1705)

Baby Fupa is so dumb, he has no idea about West.

Dick just sounds like a less intelligent version of Mikey. Thanks Potato-tron.

Felicia might live near Mikey Smith with contaminated water. Thanks Boston Concerts.

Poo boy is so dumb, even AI thinks he is Goof

Dikless is so dumb, he doesn't know how taxes work.

Challenge

As Dicky Poo is rampant and busier than a lizard drinking with creating new sock accounts, he has asked anyone to contact him via email at trikydiky2018@outlook.com

References

[1] ttps://youtu.be/C6QXyq4sPPM?t=6032

[2] ttps://youtu.be/C6QXyq4sPPM?t=7070

[3] ttps://youtu.be/C6QXyq4sPPM?t=6724

[4] ttps://youtu.be/C6QXyq4sPPM?t=9023

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 Dik is a triggered Snowflake, eh.
-The [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=SQMNG1labvCbcRZH&t=22277 one thing] he gets asked every time he goes on a live.
 '''Lil Dicky Wayne''' is a disgutsing, vulgar, chud, slimeball of a person.<br>
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 He claims to work as an Operator. Yeah, a one handed operator. A hairy palmed, chicken choking, monkey spanking, bishop flogging, worm burping tosser who shakes hands with the milkman.
+During FTFE's August 2026 Membership drive, Dikless is now a Driver, a suspected Uber Driver. However, it has come to light that lil diky poo is a low-tier worker in the constuction industry. He drives the 'real' workers to their job site in a mini-bus, similar to what he went to school in, just a different colour. Before that, he used to pump fuel, all thanks to his amazing education(that he sadly did not get because his parents subjecting him to forced child labour). This does explain his fetishes and stupidity a little.
 Almost every live chat he joins, flexes his sexual fluidity, not that there is anything wrong with that.....
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 Was so butthurt from the incredible [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios] Production of [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-qvetcSo0FA Dick Wayne - Whatever Man], that it went overdrive on Youtube live chats, and ended up getting timed out on [https://www.youtube.com/@WhatKast WhaKast] and [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon MCToon].
-With very few places left to visit, he decided to troll the one and only, the most awesome, [https://www.youtube.com/live/RM1T_IcY91M?t=5521&si=OgifFIh4mwv6N433 The Drunk Debunk Show] on Feb 15th 2026. He was called out, came on live and showed what an absolute wombat they are(yes, his poops are square, for sure eh!). He was subsequently [https://www.youtube.com/live/RM1T_IcY91M?t=6391&si=fFs2CxBPEvLiIf1h kicked] for being the useless troll he is.
+With very few places left to visit, he decided to troll the one and only, the most awesome, [https://www.youtube.com/live/RM1T_IcY91M?t=5521&si=OgifFIh4mwv6N433 The Drunk Debunk Show] on Feb 15th 2026. He was called out, came on live and showed what an absolute wombat they are(yes, his poops are square, for sure eh!). He was subsequently [https://www.youtube.com/live/RM1T_IcY91M?si=0VWj2ErBZoiZEL3x&t=6384 kicked] for being the useless troll he is.
 During [https://www.youtube.com/@FTFEOfficial FTFE's] recent Membership Drive Marathon, lil Dick Wayne came on for approx 6 hours in total, and 3.5 hours in one siting. During this time he came up with classic's only Dick Wayne can, such as measuring the flatness of a puddle using a [https://www.youtube.com/live/aUYGXIdTaWg?si=U70qvqcX2X5hRzyB&t=35049 Theodolite], and flat earth is as [https://www.youtube.com/live/aUYGXIdTaWg?si=MJOScYHp910Jj8Za&t=39485 strong] as it has ever been.<br>
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 On May 18th, went on Shawn Hawkins channel [https://www.youtube.com/@ShawnHawkins666-33 Sgt Rock of Easy Company], and started trolling and with yet another sock account, @dikw27, and got [https://www.youtube.com/live/hfgIe3WKceQ?t=3400&si=jcocd6dl78ptLWcP kicked.]<br>
 <br>Thanks dicky poo, you bloody Galah.
+The question he gets asked every live he goes on,  [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=SQMNG1labvCbcRZH&t=22277 here] and [https://www.youtube.com/live/RM1T_IcY91M?si=IE-MNRJYAIbj_qYk&t=6371 here]. (HINT: The answer is, always, YES).
+Diky boy being told, yet again, how [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=d-D4yDaUaB9VXwel&t=22806 smort] he is.
+I have never heard FTFE [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=QRQsZpwchVG0Ff5o&t=25186 laugh] this much at one persons utter stupidity, and [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=X7lxuYI9BQl1itqY&t=25857 here.] I am positive FTFE peed a little on this one.
 == Known accounts/aliases ==
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+| [https://www.youtube.com YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@CreativeForces2 CreativeForces2]|| Active || 5 August 2026
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+| [https://www.youtube.com YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@DWnumber42959 DWnumber42959]|| Active || 5 August 2026
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+| [https://www.youtube.com YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@Number42959 Number42959]|| Active || 5 August 2026
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 (Flexing his sexual fluidity(not that there is anything wrong with that))<br>
 [[File:@Dikw276 Filth.png|400px]]<br>
+== Yet more proof Flerf's cannot Maff ==
+Lil Dicky Poo is so dumb, so stoopid, that he could not answer [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=WH6lchGKcGzI7t4t&t=22404 "A car takes 1 hour to travel 60 miles, calculate the speed of the car".] (Courtesy BruceWayne-us3kw)
+== Diky Poo is smort ==
+Lil Dik proves he at least has the mental capacity of a grain of sand, by knowing the core foundations of [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=6NdhAUaSaTKg6ZyF&t=22628 tides]. Keep this up, you'll be ready for big boy pants in no time.
+Dicky is so dumb, even Velcro shoes are too complicated for him, so he wears [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=hvNDzKvN735oLwHX&t=22735 slipons]. (courtesy orioncooper1705)
+Baby Fupa is so dumb, he has no idea about [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=UxiA0DBoN3s8ci61&t=25672 West].
+Dick just sounds like a less intelligent version of Mikey. Thanks Potato-tron.
+Felicia might live near Mikey Smith with contaminated [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=O0MPLREoKQRjweu5&t=27652 water.] Thanks Boston Concerts.
+Poo boy is so dumb, even AI thinks he is [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=BDoK8nJtKpjR50cq&t=27841 Goof]
+Dikless is so dumb, he doesn't know how [https://www.youtube.com/live/yIBubBWFLqU?si=J1z53MPDOmwbFSON&t=28366 taxes work.]
 == Challenge ==
-As rampant as Dicky Poo is with creating new sock accounts, he has allowed anyone to contact him to discuss his unique views. Email Dicky at trikydiky2018@outlook.com
+As Dicky Poo is rampant and busier than a lizard drinking with creating new sock accounts, he has asked anyone to contact him via email at trikydiky2018@outlook.com
 == References ==