Template:Infobox glober: Difference between revisions

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Infobox glober

Location	On the globe, regrettably sharing it with flerfs
NASA salary	Direct deposit pending since 1958

This person is a

glober

V • T • E

title       = <!-- Will display page name by default --> 

image       =
caption     =

real_name   =
other_names =
accounts    = <!-- Recommended to use {{account_list}} -->
known_for   =
profession  =
adopted     = <!-- Which flerfs the glober has "adopted" -->
teeth       =
salary      = <!-- How much is NASA paying them to spread the "globe lie"? -->

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-<div class="center" style="background-color:#CEE6F2;font-size:125%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}</div>
+<div class="center" style="background-color:#CEE6F2;font-size:110%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}</div>
-<div class="center" style="font-size:85%;color:#336;margin-top:0.15em;">''[[:Category:Globers|Glober]] — believes in gravity, not vibes''</div>
 </div>
-{{#if:{{image|}}|
+{{#if:{{{image|}}}|
-<div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0 0.5em;">[[{{image}}|x256px|center]]
+<div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0 0.5em;">[[{{{image}}}|x256px|center]]
-{{#if:{{caption|}}|
+{{#if:{{{caption|}}}|
-<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align:center">{{caption}}</div>
+<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align:center">{{{caption}}}</div>
 }}
 </div>
 }}
 <table cellpadding="3" style="padding:0.25em;text-align:left;width:100%">
+{{#if:{{{real_name|}}}|
 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Real name</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{real_name|''on the birth certificate, not the Discord''}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{real_name|''On the birth certificate, not the Discord''}}}</td>
 </tr>
-{{#if:{{other_names|}}|
+}}
+{{#if:{{{other_names|}}}|
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Other names</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Other names</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{other_names}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{other_names}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Location</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Location</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{location|''on the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]]''}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{location|''On the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]]''}}}</td>
 </tr>
-{{#if:{{accounts|}}|
+{{#if:{{{accounts|}}}|
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Accounts</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Accounts</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{accounts}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{accounts}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
-{{#if:{{known_for|}}|
+{{#if:{{{known_for|}}}|
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Known for</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Known for</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{known_for}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{known_for}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
-{{#if:{{profession|}}|
+{{#if:{{{profession|}}}|
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Profession</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Profession</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{profession}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{profession}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
+{{#if:{{{adopted|}}}|
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{adopted|''none yet — the orphanage is overcrowded''}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{adopted|''None yet — the orphanage is overcrowded''}}}</td>
 </tr>
+}}
+{{#if:{{{teeth|}}}|
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{teeth|''full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{teeth|''Full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}}</td>
 </tr>
+}}
 <tr>
-     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Drinks urine?</th>
+     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th>
-    <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{drinks_urine|''No. Strong coffee.''}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{salary|''Direct deposit pending since 1958''}}}</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-    <th style="vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{salary|''direct deposit pending since 1958''}}</td>
 </tr>
 </table>
-<div style="text-align:center;padding:0.35em 0.5em 0.5em;">
-[[File:Earth 2002.png|55px|link=[[:Category:Globers]]]]
+{{person label glober}}
-<div style="font-size:85%;margin-top:0.25em;">''Member of [[:Category:Globers]] — drinks coffee, not urine.''</div>
-</div>
+{{vte|infobox_glober}}
-<div style="text-align:right;font-size:50%;padding-right:0.5em;">[[Template:Infobox glober|template page]]</div>
-</div>
+</div><noinclude>
+ <nowiki>
+title       = <!-- Will display page name by default -->
+image       =
+caption     =
+real_name   =
+other_names =
+accounts    = <!-- Recommended to use {{account_list}} -->
+known_for   =
+profession  =
+adopted     = <!-- Which flerfs the glober has "adopted" -->
+teeth       =
+salary      = <!-- How much is NASA paying them to spread the "globe lie"? -->
+</nowiki>
+[[Category:Infobox templates]]
+</noinclude>