Template:Infobox glober: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 12:34, 20 September 2026

Infobox glober

Location	On the globe, regrettably sharing it with flerfs
NASA salary	Direct deposit pending since 1958

This person is a

glober

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title       = <!-- Will display page name by default --> 

image       =
caption     =

real_name   =
other_names =
accounts    = <!-- Recommended to use {{account_list}} -->
known_for   =
profession  =
adopted     = <!-- Which flerfs the glober has "adopted" -->
teeth       =
salary      = <!-- How much is NASA paying them to spread the "globe lie"? -->

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-<div class="center" style="font-size:125%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}</div>
+<div style="padding:0.5em">
+<div class="center" style="background-color:#CEE6F2;font-size:110%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}</div>
+</div>
 {{#if:{{{image|}}}|
-<div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0.5em;">[[{{{image}}}|x256px|center]]
+<div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0 0.5em;">[[{{{image}}}|x256px|center]]
 {{#if:{{{caption|}}}|
-<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align: center">{{{caption}}}</div>
+<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align:center">{{{caption}}}</div>
 }}
 </div>
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-<table cellpadding="3" style="text-align:left;width:100%;">
+<table cellpadding="3" style="padding:0.25em;text-align:left;width:100%">
 {{#if:{{{real_name|}}}|
 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Real name</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{real_name}}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{real_name|''On the birth certificate, not the Discord''}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
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 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Other names</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{other_names}}}
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{other_names}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Location</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{location|''on the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[flerfs]]''}}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{location|''On the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]]''}}}</td>
 </tr>
 {{#if:{{{accounts|}}}|
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 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{adopted}}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{adopted|''None yet — the orphanage is overcrowded''}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
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 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{teeth}}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{teeth|''Full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}}</td>
 </tr>
 }}
-{{#if:{{{salary|}}}|
 <tr>
      <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th>
-     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{salary}}}</td>
+     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{salary|''Direct deposit pending since 1958''}}}</td>
 </tr>
-}}
-    <td colspan="2" style="text-align:center">[[File:Earth 2002.png|50px|link=[[:Category:Globers]]]]</td>
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-<div style="text-align:right;font-size:50%;padding-right:0.5em;">[[Template:Infobox glober|template page]]</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-<noinclude>[[Category:Infobox templates]]</noinclude>
+{{person label glober}}
+{{vte|infobox_glober}}
+</div><noinclude>
+ <nowiki>
+title       = <!-- Will display page name by default -->
+image       =
+caption     =
+real_name   =
+other_names =
+accounts    = <!-- Recommended to use {{account_list}} -->
+known_for   =
+profession  =
+adopted     = <!-- Which flerfs the glober has "adopted" -->
+teeth       =
+salary      = <!-- How much is NASA paying them to spread the "globe lie"? -->
+</nowiki>
+[[Category:Infobox templates]]
+</noinclude>