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Flerf Whisperer: Date night: he figured out a way to smash Ky

2026-09-02T21:20:33Z

Date night: he figured out a way to smash Ky

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	\| religiflerf=unknown		\| religiflerf=unknown
	\| incel=Yes. Left hand has a nametag. [[Riggs]] is the lock screen.		\| incel=Yes. Left hand has a nametag, a wig, and googly eyes. [[Riggs]] is the lock screen.
	\| drinksUrine=not yet confirmed		\| drinksUrine=not yet confirmed
	\| adoptedBy=[[User:Flerf Whisperer\|Flerf Whisperer]]		\| adoptedBy=[[User:Flerf Whisperer\|Flerf Whisperer]]
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	'''Space Cadet''' is a [[QoP]]-server [[:Category:Flerfs\|flerf]] whose contribution to the shape of the earth is a toad avatar, a name that looks like the keyboard slipped, and a standing offer to fight anyone within arm's reach. He joined Discord on 24 July 2026, joined QoP's server on 31 August, and by 1 September was dunking on [[Shiny Money]] and asking [[Ky]] if he could smash. That is not a research program. That is a calendar with one hobby, and the hobby is not getting any.		'''Space Cadet''' is a [[QoP]]-server [[:Category:Flerfs\|flerf]] whose contribution to the shape of the earth is a toad avatar, a name that looks like the keyboard slipped, and a standing offer to fight anyone within arm's reach. He joined Discord on 24 July 2026, joined QoP's server on 31 August, and by 1 September was dunking on [[Shiny Money]] and asking [[Ky]] if he could smash. That is not a research program. That is a calendar with one hobby, and the hobby is not getting any.

	The documented output is Discord paragraphs ~~and~~ unreturned smash requests~~. The undocumented output is~~ a ~~left hand with~~ lipstick ~~on it~~ and '''KY''' ~~written across the knuckles~~ in Sharpie, ~~because~~ a ~~nametag is as close as~~ the ~~evening is going to get~~. He tells himself it is a joke. He tells the server he wants a fight club. ~~Both of those sentences are doing the same job~~.		The documented output is Discord paragraphs, unreturned smash requests, and — revelation — a blonde wig, googly eyes, lipstick mouth, and '''Ky''' in Sharpie on the left hand, photographed in the trailer. He figured out a way to smash Ky. Ky did not have to be in the room. The hand was already named. He tells himself it is a joke. He tells the server he wants a fight club. The photo says otherwise.

	He wants a title belt, a streamed brawl, and a woman who is currently trying to talk about child support. When none of that materializes — and it does not materialize, ladies first, then the ones he will not name — the posts get louder. The charitable reading is that he likes to fight. The accurate reading is that he is an incel with a toad pfp, a Sharpie girlfriend, and a lot of opinions about other people's sex lives.		He wants a title belt, a streamed brawl, and a woman who is currently trying to talk about child support. When none of that materializes — and it does not materialize, ladies first, then the ones he will not name — the posts get louder. The charitable reading is that he likes to fight. The accurate reading is that he is an incel with a toad pfp, a Sharpie girlfriend, and a lot of opinions about other people's sex lives.
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	He strikes out with the ladies on a schedule that would embarrass a man who had a schedule. [[Ky]] got "Lemme smash" while she was talking about child support and not destroying [[Austin Witsit]]'s life. She kept talking about Austin. He kept talking about stroking her from behind. Nobody asked. Nobody answered. The smash requests have the same reply rate as a message in a bottle, except the bottle at least gets to travel.		He strikes out with the ladies on a schedule that would embarrass a man who had a schedule. [[Ky]] got "Lemme smash" while she was talking about child support and not destroying [[Austin Witsit]]'s life. She kept talking about Austin. He kept talking about stroking her from behind. Nobody asked. Nobody answered. The smash requests have the same reply rate as a message in a bottle, except the bottle at least gets to travel.

	When the ladies do not write back — they do not write back — the left hand clocks in. ~~Lipstick. A~~ Sharpie nametag ~~that says~~ Ky. The right hand types fight-club proposals. The left hand has a ~~name~~. This is not a dating life. This is ~~arts and crafts~~.		When the ladies do not write back — they do not write back — the left hand clocks in. The smash with [[Ky]] that Discord would not schedule got a workaround: blonde wig over the knuckles, googly eyes, lipstick for a mouth, '''Ky''' in Sharpie on the nametag, plaid still on, McDonald's still in the sink. He figured it out. Consent is a second person. He did not have one. He had a hand, a wig, and an afternoon.

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			Date night. [[Ky]] is the nametag. The fries are the chaperone. The couch has seen things the Discord smash requests only dreamed about.

			The right hand types fight-club proposals. The left hand has a booking. This is not a dating life. This is a puppet that cannot leave.

	The men are a separate file he will not open in public. He writes gay-sex-cult fanfic about [[Geo]] and [[Jeremy]] with the energy of a man who has thought about this longer than a joke requires, then immediately offers to beat Jeremy with one hand so nobody gets the wrong idea. The protest is doing a lot of work. So is the long, quiet look at [[Riggs]]'s portrait: Hot Pocket Aficionado on the lock screen, the croquet-with-great-grandmother smile on the home screen, the kind of staring usually reserved for a window or a crush who does not know your name. He will not say that out loud. He will say Geo is in a cult. He will say he wants to fight the fittest flat earther. He will not say why [[Riggs]]'s photo is the last thing he looks at before the Sharpie comes out.		The men are a separate file he will not open in public. He writes gay-sex-cult fanfic about [[Geo]] and [[Jeremy]] with the energy of a man who has thought about this longer than a joke requires, then immediately offers to beat Jeremy with one hand so nobody gets the wrong idea. The protest is doing a lot of work. So is the long, quiet look at [[Riggs]]'s portrait: Hot Pocket Aficionado on the lock screen, the croquet-with-great-grandmother smile on the home screen, the kind of staring usually reserved for a window or a crush who does not know your name. He will not say that out loud. He will say Geo is in a cult. He will say he wants to fight the fittest flat earther. He will not say why [[Riggs]]'s photo is the last thing he looks at before the Sharpie comes out.
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	[[Riggs]], as seen from the shrine. Fresh off croquet. Space Cadet has not been invited to croquet.		[[Riggs]], as seen from the shrine. Fresh off croquet. Space Cadet has not been invited to croquet.

	The whole fight-club bit is the same drought in a different font. If you cannot get a date, you schedule a brawl. If you cannot get a brawl, you type about the brawl. If you cannot get a reply, you put ~~lipstick~~ on the hand that is always available. The title he wants is fittest flat earther. The title he is holding is leftover ~~ChapStick~~ and a toad.		The whole fight-club bit is the same drought in a different font. If you cannot get a date, you schedule a brawl. If you cannot get a brawl, you type about the brawl. If you cannot get a reply, you put a wig on the hand that is always available. The title he wants is fittest flat earther. The title he is holding is leftover lipstick, two googly eyes, and a toad.

	== Flerfzi ==		== Flerfzi ==
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	She ignored the smash requests and kept talking about Austin. That is the entire dating history. He escalated to flerfzi physiognomy — "You are a Jew who went blonde tho correct?" / "the nose gives it away" / "I'd still hit" — and a fantasy of stroking her from behind while Witsit hyperventilates on a low vape battery, "too busy playing legos with [[Joseph Hanvey]]."		She ignored the smash requests and kept talking about Austin. That is the entire dating history. He escalated to flerfzi physiognomy — "You are a Jew who went blonde tho correct?" / "the nose gives it away" / "I'd still hit" — and a fantasy of stroking her from behind while Witsit hyperventilates on a low vape battery, "too busy playing legos with [[Joseph Hanvey]]."

	The woman is describing an ex. The cadet is describing a window, then a left hand, then a nametag. [[QoP]] has already been on this same beat with Ky; the papa courts, the satellite DMs "lemme smash" and calls it a secret. Nobody in that thread asked him to audition. The callback never came. The ~~Sharpie did~~.		The woman is describing an ex. The cadet is describing a window, then a left hand, then a nametag, then a wig. [[QoP]] has already been on this same beat with Ky; the papa courts, the satellite DMs "lemme smash" and calls it a secret. Nobody in that thread asked him to audition. The callback never came. He smashed anyway. The puppet was available.

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	* [[Geo]] — EA owner; gay-sex-cult routine he did not have to write		* [[Geo]] — EA owner; gay-sex-cult routine he did not have to write
	* [[Jeremy]] — one-eye jokes and the one-handed fight offer		* [[Jeremy]] — one-eye jokes and the one-handed fight offer
	* [[Ky]] — smash requests, flerfzi "I'd still hit," nametag on the left hand		* [[Ky]] — smash requests, flerfzi "I'd still hit," nametag on the left hand, wig optional
	* [[Austin Witsit]] — puppet-income theory, studio-sex fantasy, vape-and-Legos		* [[Austin Witsit]] — puppet-income theory, studio-sex fantasy, vape-and-Legos
	* [[Joseph Hanvey]] — Lego cameo		* [[Joseph Hanvey]] — Lego cameo

Flerf Whisperer: Turn up incel: Sharpie nametag, Riggs shrine, unreturned smash requests

2026-09-01T18:41:04Z

Turn up incel: Sharpie nametag, Riggs shrine, unreturned smash requests

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Flerf Whisperer: Create Space Cadet: QoP satellite, flerfzi, fight club, Ky smash requests

2026-09-01T16:05:50Z

Create Space Cadet: QoP satellite, flerfzi, fight club, Ky smash requests

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{{Infobox
| realName=
| alias=ŠpæcëCæðet<br><code>spacesupplyco_85324</code>
| image=File:Space_Cadet_Discord_Profile_2026-09-01.png
| caption=Toad avatar. Decorative Unicode. Joined [[QoP]]'s server 31 August 2026.
| location=Outside [[Ky]]'s window
| platform=Discord
| papa=[[QoP]]
| antisemite=Yes
| religiflerf=unknown
| incel=The smash requests have not been returned
| drinksUrine=not yet confirmed
| adoptedBy=[[User:Flerf Whisperer|Flerf Whisperer]]
| teeth=might be missing all of them
}}

'''Space Cadet''' is a [[QoP]]-server [[:Category:Flerfs|flerf]] whose contribution to the shape of the earth is a toad avatar, a name that looks like the keyboard slipped, and a standing offer to fight anyone within arm's reach. He joined Discord on 24 July 2026, joined QoP's server on 31 August, and by 1 September was dunking on [[Shiny Money]] and asking [[Ky]] if he could smash. That is not a research program. That is a calendar with one hobby.

The hobby is contact. Not the orbital kind. He wants a fight club, a title belt, and a woman who is currently trying to talk about child support. When none of that materializes, the posts get louder. The charitable reading is that he likes to fight. The less charitable reading is that fighting is the closest thing on the schedule.

[[File:Space_Cadet_Discord_Profile_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
Discord: ŠpæcëCæðet, <code>spacesupplyco_85324</code>. Member of [[QoP]]'s server since 31 August 2026.

== Flerfzi ==
Flat earth, he says, is ready for a big streaming platform. The holdup, in his cosmology, is that the platforms are "ran by Jews," so FE is stuck at the kids table: seen, not heard. This is the entire media analysis. No model of the earth. A model of who to blame.

[[File:Space_Cadet_Jews_run_streaming_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
[[QoP]]'s Discord. The kids-table theory of why nobody put him on the main stage.

== Fight club ==
He would like to start an FE vs GE fight club and stream it. He would "gladly sign up to fight ANYONE on either side," with a special interest in [[Geo|Earth Awakenings]] mods and "any glober." Separately, he wants to fight the fittest flat earther. He wants the title.

This is a lot of volunteered violence for a man whose documented output is Discord paragraphs. If the belt is the closest trophy on offer, that tells you something about the other trophies.

[[File:Space_Cadet_fight_club_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
FE vs GE fight club, plus a one-handed special for [[Jeremy]].

[[File:Space_Cadet_fight_fittest_flerf_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
The title he wants. The title he is not currently holding in any other category.

== Flerf-on-flerf ==
He picked a papa who already treats other flerfs as content, then tried to outpace the syllabus. See also [[Flerf-on-flerf]].

=== Shiny Money ===
Day two on the server. [[Shiny Money]] (formerly Elec) rebranded; Space Cadet's peer review was that the name is doing unpaid overtime if you are broke. The rest of the post is slurs. Screenshot lives on [[Shiny Money]] and here:

[[File:Space_Cadet_dunks_Shiny_Money_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
[[QoP]]'s Discord, 1 September 2026. Branding consultant with a toad pfp.

=== Geo and Jeremy ===
[[Geo]] runs Earth Awakenings. Space Cadet's contribution to that server's owner is a homophobic pile-on that drags in [[Jeremy]]: pirate-eye lore, "gay sex cult magic," ayahuasca, and a chakra map that should never have been drawn. Then, in the fight-club post, the closer: Jeremy has one eye, so he would beat his ass with one hand.

This is not a disagreement about curvature. This is a man looking for a face to put a fist on, and settling for Discord when the face is not available.

[[File:Space_Cadet_Geo_Jeremy_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
[[Geo]] and [[Jeremy]], as reviewed by someone who has not been asked to review them.

=== Ky and Austin Witsit ===
[[Ky]] (Discord: victim of spit) was in the server talking about [[Austin Witsit]] — years of bullshit, not trying to destroy his life, speaking out because he still will not do the basics. Space Cadet's reply was a conspiracy that she is a puppet sharing money behind the scenes, followed immediately by the actual thesis:

* "Still wanna fuck her tho"
* "Lemme smash"
* "Let's do it in his studio"
* neon "witsit gets it" behind them as a headboard

She ignored the smash requests and kept talking about Austin. He escalated to flerfzi physiognomy — "You are a Jew who went blonde tho correct?" / "the nose gives it away" / "I'd still hit" — and a fantasy of stroking her from behind while Witsit hyperventilates on a low vape battery, "too busy playing legos with [[Joseph Hanvey]]."

The woman is describing an ex. The cadet is describing a window. [[QoP]] has already been on this same beat with Ky; the papa courts, the satellite DMs "lemme smash" and calls it a secret. Nobody in that thread asked him to audition.

[[File:Space_Cadet_Ky_smash_2026-09-01.png|400px]]
[[Ky]] talking about [[Austin Witsit]]. Space Cadet talking about Space Cadet.

=== Joseph Hanvey ===
[[Joseph Hanvey]] is collateral: the punchline at the end of the Ky bit, reduced to Lego partner for Witsit's downtime. He did not need to be in the scene. Space Cadet put him there anyway. That is the pattern. If a name is in reach, it gets swung at.

== People he hates ==
A working list, with links. It will grow if he keeps typing.

* [[Shiny Money]] — broke, per the rebrand review
* [[Geo]] — EA owner; gay-sex-cult routine
* [[Jeremy]] — one-eye jokes and the one-handed fight offer
* [[Ky]] — smash requests, flerfzi "I'd still hit"
* [[Austin Witsit]] — puppet-income theory, studio-sex fantasy, vape-and-Legos
* [[Joseph Hanvey]] — Lego cameo
* Earth Awakenings mods and "any glober" — the fight-club open challenge

== See also ==
* [[Flerf-on-flerf]]
* [[QoP]]
* [[Shiny Money]]
* [[Geo]]
* [[Austin Witsit]]
* [[Austin Witsit misogyny and domestic abuse]]
* [[Joseph Hanvey]]
* [[Ky]]
* [[Jeremy]]

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