Mikey Smith - Revision history

SourPounder: /* When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t */

2026-09-06T03:21:39Z

When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t

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	"You can take a flyer that's my YouTube on the bottom"...."I had to put the flyer by her boob" [https://www.youtube.com/live/Cf4tGL0wqhY?si=Q2AFWNt2Kvl3rCTx&t=3323 the closest Mikey Smith has ever been to a boob.]		"You can take a flyer that's my YouTube on the bottom"...."I had to put the flyer by her boob" [https://www.youtube.com/live/Cf4tGL0wqhY?si=Q2AFWNt2Kvl3rCTx&t=3323 the closest Mikey Smith has ever been to a boob.]

	== When Mikey goes Nuclear ~~losing~~ his sh!t ==		== When Mikey goes Nuclear and loses his sh!t ==
	[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and spits out an actual tooth, with [https://files.catbox.moe/tzdzos.mp4 Directors Cut]		[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and spits out an actual tooth, with [https://files.catbox.moe/tzdzos.mp4 Directors Cut]

SourPounder: /* When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t */

2026-09-05T13:17:14Z

When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t

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	== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==		== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==
	[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and spits out an actual tooth.		[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and spits out an actual tooth, with [https://files.catbox.moe/tzdzos.mp4 Directors Cut]

	== Other info ==		== Other info ==

SourPounder: /* When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t */

2026-09-05T09:08:15Z

When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t

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	== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==		== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==
	[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and ~~spitting~~ out an actual tooth.		[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and spits out an actual tooth.

	== Other info ==		== Other info ==

SourPounder: /* When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t */

2026-09-05T09:03:48Z

When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t

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	== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==		== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==
	[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf.		[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf and spitting out an actual tooth.

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SourPounder at 08:39, 5 September 2026

2026-09-05T08:39:20Z

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	== Creepy, disgusting motherf*cker ==		== Creepy, disgusting motherf*cker ==
	"You can take a flyer that's my YouTube on the bottom"...."I had to put the flyer by her boob" [https://www.youtube.com/live/Cf4tGL0wqhY?si=Q2AFWNt2Kvl3rCTx&t=3323 the closest Mikey Smith has ever been to a boob.]		"You can take a flyer that's my YouTube on the bottom"...."I had to put the flyer by her boob" [https://www.youtube.com/live/Cf4tGL0wqhY?si=Q2AFWNt2Kvl3rCTx&t=3323 the closest Mikey Smith has ever been to a boob.]

			== When Mikey goes Nuclear losing his sh!t ==
			[https://files.catbox.moe/vwhnrb.mp4 Mikey cursing] every other flerf.

	== Other info ==		== Other info ==

Thatsneakyguy: /* Reporting globers to the FBI for making fun of him */

2026-08-26T03:21:51Z

Reporting globers to the FBI for making fun of him

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	== Reporting globers to the FBI for making fun of him ==		== Reporting globers to the FBI for making fun of him ==

	On April 22, 2026, Mikey uploaded three videos. The first video is a live stream titled, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXWf_ZbCD8 "Phoning police boarder patrol human rights , drunk debunk show."]. Although he mentions MCToon, FTFE, and other debunkers, his main beef is with The Drunk Debunk Show (TDDS). Days earlier, TDDS made a video about Mikey and his trip to the United States. TDDS and his chat made jokes about calling ICE on Mikey, but Mikey did not pick up on the joke as usual. Mikey first calls the US Border Patrol to complain about TDDS's live stream. He then contacts the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission where he complains about TDDS making fun of his learning disability. He threatens the Human Rights Commission with legal challenges if they do not do anything. He then calls the Amherst New Hampshire local police department where he was connected with an officer. The officer tells Mikey to contact YouTube. So naturally, Mikey dictates an e-mail to YouTube about TDDS--threatening a lawsuit if YouTube does not take down TDDS. He finishes the stream by threatening to harass people by showing up at their houses.		On April 22, 2026, Mikey uploaded three videos. The first video is a live stream titled, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXWf_ZbCD8 "Phoning police boarder patrol human rights , drunk debunk show."]. Although he mentions MCToon, FTFE, and other debunkers, his main beef is with [[The Drunk Debunk Show]] (TDDS). Days earlier, TDDS made a video about Mikey and his trip to the United States. TDDS and his chat made jokes about calling ICE on Mikey, but Mikey did not pick up on the joke as usual. Mikey first calls the US Border Patrol to complain about TDDS's live stream. He then contacts the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission where he complains about TDDS making fun of his learning disability. He threatens the Human Rights Commission with legal challenges if they do not do anything. He then calls the Amherst New Hampshire local police department where he was connected with an officer. The officer tells Mikey to contact YouTube. So naturally, Mikey dictates an e-mail to YouTube about TDDS--threatening a lawsuit if YouTube does not take down TDDS. He finishes the stream by threatening to harass people by showing up at their houses.

	<blockquote>"Remember, I will be randomly showing up and peoples' houses later, so be ready. Just in case you're nervous, and you don't have any testicles. Later bitches."</blockquote>		<blockquote>"Remember, I will be randomly showing up and peoples' houses later, so be ready. Just in case you're nervous, and you don't have any testicles. Later bitches."</blockquote>

NeptuneExpress: Addition of collective term(s) for fans of particular flerfs. This should become a trend / norm.

2026-08-08T15:48:28Z

Addition of collective term(s) for fans of particular flerfs. This should become a trend / norm.

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	* [https://flatearth101.com/fe-mike-smith Mikey Smith—Flat Earth 101]		* [https://flatearth101.com/fe-mike-smith Mikey Smith—Flat Earth 101]
	* [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/People/Content_Creators/Mikey_Smith People/Content Creators/Mikey Smith—True Earth Wiki]		* [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/People/Content_Creators/Mikey_Smith People/Content Creators/Mikey Smith—True Earth Wiki]

			== Fans ==
			The collective term for a number of Mikey fans is "A tow of hubristophiles". Credit: TheSunExpress.

	== Lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency ==		== Lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency ==

Washcarso at 09:42, 28 July 2026

2026-07-28T09:42:14Z

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	\|image=File:Mikey Smith.jpeg		\|image=File:Mikey Smith.jpeg
	\|realName=Michael Allen		\|realName=Michael Allen
	\|alias=oh oh, Spaghettios<br>Infected Toe<br>"Potty Mouth" Egghead<br>Faux "skinhead" Smith<br>Dome believing Dome Head<br>Sam's Sucker		\|alias=oh oh, Spaghettios;<br>Infected Toe;<br>"Potty Mouth" Egghead;<br>Faux "skinhead" Smith;<br>Dome-believing Dome-Head;<br>Sam's Sucker
	\|location=Canada		\|location=[[:Category:Canadian flerfs\|Canada]]
	\|platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@truthflatearth ~~YouTube]~~		\|platform={{Main\|youtube=https://www.youtube.com/@truthflatearth}}
	\|papa=[[Joshua Swift]]<br>[[Nathan Thompson]]		\|papa=[[Joshua Swift]]<br>[[Nathan Thompson]]
	\|religiflerf=Yes.<br>Blurry images prove His handiwork!<br>Your life has meaning, Sirius!		\|religiflerf=Yes.<br>Blurry images prove His handiwork!<br>Your life has meaning, Sirius!
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	'''Mikey Smith''' is the greatest flat earther of all time. One might say he's the G.O.A.T. of flat Earth. Based in [[Wikipedia:Moose Jaw\|Moose Jaw]], Saskatchewan (formerly Regina), Mikey has become [[:Category:Canadian flerfs\|Canada's]] most famous flat earther. When he is not [[Mikey Smith#Lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency\|suing the Canadian Space Agency]], he can often be found doing flat Earth activism from [[#The Flerfmobile\|his car]] adorned with signs and messages about flat Earth.		'''Mikey Smith''' is the greatest flat earther of all time. One might say he's the G.O.A.T. of flat Earth. Based in [[Wikipedia:Moose Jaw\|Moose Jaw]], Saskatchewan (formerly Regina), Mikey has become [[:Category:Canadian flerfs\|Canada's]] most famous flat earther. When he is not [[Mikey Smith#Lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency\|suing the Canadian Space Agency]], he can often be found doing flat Earth activism from [[#The Flerfmobile\|his car]] adorned with signs and messages about flat Earth.

	Being an [[Mikey Smith#Astronomy\|avid astronomer]], Mikey bought CA $500.00 binoculars which he uses to take pictures of the night sky, revealing the [[Rowbothamism#Firmament\|firmament]] and flat ~~earth~~ below. Even globies like MCToon keep their channel afloat only because everyone wants to see Mikey. [[#Astrophotography analysis\|Mikey's firmament photographs]] will be showcased in a museum—as soon as a gallery leaps at the opportunity to make room for Mikey's artwork, that is.		Being an [[Mikey Smith#Astronomy\|avid astronomer]], Mikey bought CA $500.00 binoculars which he uses to take pictures of the night sky, revealing the [[Rowbothamism#Firmament\|firmament]] and flat Earth below. Even [[:Category:Globers\|globies]] like MCToon keep their channel afloat only because everyone wants to see Mikey. [[#Astrophotography analysis\|Mikey's firmament photographs]] will be showcased in a museum—as soon as a gallery leaps at the opportunity to make room for Mikey's artwork, that is.

	=~~= Known accounts ==~~		{{Flerfaccounts
	=~~== Social media ===~~		\|youtube=truthflatearth
	* [https://www.~~youtube.com/@truthflatearth Mikey Smith / Horizontally Appozed (@truthflatearth)—YouTube]~~		\|youtubeSubs=3.22K
	* [https://www.tiktok~~.com/@~~wwwtiktok.com231975 ~~Hugs To All—TikTok]~~		\|tiktok=wwwtiktok.com231975
	* [https://www.facebook.com/mike.allen.971663?mibextid=wwXIfr Mike Allen~~—Facebook~~]		\|tiktokF=183
			\|facebook=[https://www.facebook.com/mike.allen.971663?mibextid=wwXIfr Mike Allen]
			\|facebookStatus=''possibly deleted''
			}}

	=== Other ===		=== Other ===
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	* [https://flatearth101.com/fe-mike-smith Mikey Smith—Flat Earth 101]		* [https://flatearth101.com/fe-mike-smith Mikey Smith—Flat Earth 101]
	* [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/People/Content_Creators/Mikey_Smith People/Content Creators/Mikey Smith—True Earth Wiki]		* [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/People/Content_Creators/Mikey_Smith People/Content Creators/Mikey Smith—True Earth Wiki]

	~~<hr style="clear:both;"/>~~

	== Lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency ==		== Lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency ==
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	made in heaven : by THE CREATOR</blockquote>		made in heaven : by THE CREATOR</blockquote>

			=== Globe believers are going to hell ===
	=== Globe ~~Believers~~ are ~~Going To Hell~~ ===
	On January 4, 2026, Mikey released a video titled, [https://youtu.be/HghsWBqrARs?si=E2weeUJ7zNUMWW8f&t=430 "POLARIS yup all good."] In the video, he claims all globe believers are going to hell. He also mentions something about AI robots destroying flat earthers.		On January 4, 2026, Mikey released a video titled, [https://youtu.be/HghsWBqrARs?si=E2weeUJ7zNUMWW8f&t=430 "POLARIS yup all good."] In the video, he claims all globe believers are going to hell. He also mentions something about AI robots destroying flat earthers.

Washcarso: /* Astigmatism aberration */

2026-06-29T13:45:17Z

Astigmatism aberration

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	[[Wikipedia:Astigmatism (optical systems)\|Astigmatism]] is where perpendicular planes of light have a different focal point. It occurs as a result of misshapen or misaligned lens elements. The result is that a point-source of light (such as a star) can appear stretched or deformed even when in focus. When taking the [[Wikipedia:Airy disk\|airy diffraction pattern]] into account, a point-source takes on the same shape as the stars in Mikey's photos. Mikey calls this shape "frequencies".		[[Wikipedia:Astigmatism (optical systems)\|Astigmatism]] is where perpendicular planes of light have a different focal point. It occurs as a result of misshapen or misaligned lens elements. The result is that a point-source of light (such as a star) can appear stretched or deformed even when in focus. When taking the [[Wikipedia:Airy disk\|airy diffraction pattern]] into account, a point-source takes on the same shape as the stars in Mikey's photos. Mikey calls this shape "frequencies".

	In an optical system with astigmatism, such as Mikey's binoculars, ~~there are two distinct~~ focal ~~points~~ for perpendicular planes of light containing the "chief ray".<ref group="note">The '''chief ray''' is a hypothetical [[Wikipedia:Ray (optics)\|light ray]] that is emitted from the point light source and passes through the centre of the [[Wikipedia: ~~Aperture~~\|~~aperture~~]].</ref> Conventionally in optical analysis, these two planes are the "tangential plane" and the "sagittal plane", where the tangential plane contains the optical axis, while the sagittal plane may be off-axis. When the ~~position of~~ the eyepiece is adjusted between the sagittal and tangential [[Wikipedia:Focus (optics)\|foci]], the deformation of the airy disk changes orientation by 90 degrees.<ref>[https://www.microscopyu.com/tutorials/astigmatism "Astigmatism" by Microscopy U]</ref>		In an optical system with astigmatism, such as Mikey's binoculars, the focal point for two perpendicular planes of light containing the "chief ray"<ref group="note">The '''chief ray''' is a hypothetical [[Wikipedia:Ray (optics)\|light ray]] that is emitted from the point light source and passes through the centre of the [[Wikipedia:Entrance pupil\|entrance pupil]].</ref> lie at different distances. Conventionally in optical analysis, these two planes are the "tangential plane" and the "sagittal plane", where the tangential plane contains the optical axis, while the sagittal plane may be off-axis (but perpendicular to the tangential plane). When the the eyepiece is adjusted between the sagittal and tangential [[Wikipedia:Focus (optics)\|foci]], the deformation of the airy disk changes orientation by 90 degrees.<ref>[https://www.microscopyu.com/tutorials/astigmatism "Astigmatism" by Microscopy U]</ref>

	Mikey could very easily prove that his star shapes are ''not'' caused by astigmatism if he either:		Mikey could very easily prove that his star shapes are ''not'' caused by astigmatism if he either:

Washcarso at 13:34, 29 June 2026

2026-06-29T13:34:13Z

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	[[Wikipedia:Astigmatism (optical systems)\|Astigmatism]] is where perpendicular planes of light have a different focal point. It occurs as a result of misshapen or misaligned lens elements. The result is that a point-source of light (such as a star) can appear stretched or deformed even when in focus. When taking the [[Wikipedia:Airy disk\|airy diffraction pattern]] into account, a point-source takes on the same shape as the stars in Mikey's photos. Mikey calls this shape "frequencies".		[[Wikipedia:Astigmatism (optical systems)\|Astigmatism]] is where perpendicular planes of light have a different focal point. It occurs as a result of misshapen or misaligned lens elements. The result is that a point-source of light (such as a star) can appear stretched or deformed even when in focus. When taking the [[Wikipedia:Airy disk\|airy diffraction pattern]] into account, a point-source takes on the same shape as the stars in Mikey's photos. Mikey calls this shape "frequencies".

	In an optical system with astigmatism, such as Mikey's binoculars, there are two distinct focal points for ~~two~~ perpendicular planes of light containing the "chief ray". Conventionally in optical analysis, these two planes are the "tangential plane" and the "sagittal plane", where tangential plane contains the optical axis, while the sagittal plane may be off-axis. When the position of the eyepiece is adjusted between the sagittal and tangential [[Wikipedia:Focus (optics)\|foci]], the deformation of the airy disk changes orientation by 90 degrees.<ref>[https://www.microscopyu.com/tutorials/astigmatism "Astigmatism" by Microscopy U]</ref>		In an optical system with astigmatism, such as Mikey's binoculars, there are two distinct focal points for perpendicular planes of light containing the "chief ray".<ref group="note">The '''chief ray''' is a hypothetical [[Wikipedia:Ray (optics)\|light ray]] that is emitted from the point light source and passes through the centre of the [[Wikipedia: Aperture\|aperture]].</ref> Conventionally in optical analysis, these two planes are the "tangential plane" and the "sagittal plane", where the tangential plane contains the optical axis, while the sagittal plane may be off-axis. When the position of the eyepiece is adjusted between the sagittal and tangential [[Wikipedia:Focus (optics)\|foci]], the deformation of the airy disk changes orientation by 90 degrees.<ref>[https://www.microscopyu.com/tutorials/astigmatism "Astigmatism" by Microscopy U]</ref>

	Mikey could very easily prove that his star shapes are ''not'' caused by astigmatism if he either:		Mikey could very easily prove that his star shapes are ''not'' caused by astigmatism if he either:
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	*He stated himself that he's unstable. <ref>[https://youtu.be/vsfSXtrNaRU?si=FpFrOIejPBzBF5Sq&t=344 5:44 Mikey stating he is unstable, <q>FLAT EARTH MELODRAMA🗓️MONDAYS - Mikey Smith vs His Emotions & Zoom Truth</q> by TROLLS VS TROLLS]</ref>		*He stated himself that he's unstable. <ref>[https://youtu.be/vsfSXtrNaRU?si=FpFrOIejPBzBF5Sq&t=344 5:44 Mikey stating he is unstable, <q>FLAT EARTH MELODRAMA🗓️MONDAYS - Mikey Smith vs His Emotions & Zoom Truth</q> by TROLLS VS TROLLS]</ref>
	* Has fingernails that would take on Logan		* Has fingernails that would take on Logan

			== Notes ==
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	== References ==		== References ==