Austin Witsit - Revision history

Washcarso at 11:44, 25 July 2026

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			\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
			\| caption = Whitsitt being arrested at Mount Rushmore <br> in 2021.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlLcrUkFACE <q>"Scientist" Gets Arrested at Mount Rushmore as Crowd Cheers</q> by Audit the Audit]</ref>
	\| realName = Austin David Whitsitt		\| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
	\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>TFE Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit		\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>TFE Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit
	~~\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg~~
	\| location = Aetherically displaced in the [[:Category:American flerfs\|US]]		\| location = Aetherically displaced in the [[:Category:American flerfs\|US]]
	\| platform = [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]<br>[https://kick.com/witsit Kick]		\| platform = [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]<br>[https://kick.com/witsit Kick]
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	\| Mar 23, 2021 \|\| Possessing marijuana \|\| [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg\|150px\|thumb]] \|\| [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] \|\|		\| Mar 23, 2021 \|\| Possessing marijuana \|\| [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg\|150px\|thumb]] \|\| [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] \|\|
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	\| Aug 4, 2021 \|\| Demonstration in Undesignated Area (Yellowstone National Park) \|\| N/A \|\| '''Dockets:''' [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt PACER] · [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/ CourtListener] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3 Casetext] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2 Casetext (Appeal)]<br>'''Court Documents:''' [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NQvLBlRbUgbDNmKES2HJfYWdhi2mLboQ/view?usp=drive_link Motion to Dismiss] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HFu_k4ArroJbc_iDc70cliaK9rKFzWOt/view?usp=drive_link Denial of Motion] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cEl7uus-pHDOmy2i4tyff9kisIrFJU4p/view?usp=drive_link Trial Minutes] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VA3nC9gtVIyhKNe1g6NNFhLmiHII4FlH/view?usp=drive_link Judgment] \|\| Found guilty after bench trial on April 18, 2022. See [[#United States v. Whitsitt — Yellowstone ~~Federal Case~~\|full case details below]].		\| Aug 4, 2021 \|\| Demonstration in Undesignated Area (Yellowstone National Park) \|\| N/A \|\| '''Dockets:''' [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt PACER] · [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/ CourtListener] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3 Casetext] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2 Casetext (Appeal)]<br>'''Court Documents:''' [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NQvLBlRbUgbDNmKES2HJfYWdhi2mLboQ/view?usp=drive_link Motion to Dismiss] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HFu_k4ArroJbc_iDc70cliaK9rKFzWOt/view?usp=drive_link Denial of Motion] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cEl7uus-pHDOmy2i4tyff9kisIrFJU4p/view?usp=drive_link Trial Minutes] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VA3nC9gtVIyhKNe1g6NNFhLmiHII4FlH/view?usp=drive_link Judgment] \|\| Found guilty after bench trial on April 18, 2022. See [[#United States v. Whitsitt — Yellowstone federal case\|full case details below]].
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	\| Oct 2, 2023 \|\| Domestic battery \|\| [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg\|150px\|thumb]] \|\| [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record]<br>[[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png\|150px\|thumb]] \|\| Spit on his wife's face		\| Oct 2, 2023 \|\| Domestic battery \|\| [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg\|150px\|thumb]] \|\| [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record]<br>[[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png\|150px\|thumb]] \|\| Spit on his wife's face

Washcarso at 00:31, 25 July 2026

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	\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>TFE Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit		\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>TFE Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit
	\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg		\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
	\| location = US		\| location = Aetherically displaced in the [[:Category:American flerfs\|US]]
	\| platform = [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]<br>[https://kick.com/witsit Kick]		\| platform = [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]<br>[https://kick.com/witsit Kick]
	\| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]		\| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]

Washcarso: /* Arrest history */

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Arrest history

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	== Arrest history ==		== Arrest history ==

	Collect the [[Witsit ~~Trading Cards~~]]!		Collect the [[Witsit trading cards]]!

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Washcarso: /* Misogyny and domestic abuse */

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Misogyny and domestic abuse

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	== Misogyny and domestic abuse ==		== Misogyny and domestic abuse ==

	Main Article: [[Austin Witsit~~/Misogyny~~ and domestic abuse]]		Main Article: [[Austin Witsit misogyny and domestic abuse]]

	This subpage covers '''misogyny and domestic abuse''' allegations and related material concerning Whitsitt.		This subpage covers '''misogyny and domestic abuse''' allegations and related material concerning Whitsitt.

Washcarso at 00:14, 25 July 2026

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	'''Austin David Whitsitt''' ([[Wikipedia:Help:IPA/English\|/ˈwɪtsɪt/]]) , known online as '''Witsit Gets It''', is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views.		'''Austin David Whitsitt''' ([[Wikipedia:Help:IPA/English\|/ˈwɪtsɪt/]]), known online as '''Witsit Gets It''', is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views.

	In December 2024, Whitsitt participated as useless luggage in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models. Despite this, he remains a flerf. However, TFE hit him for a six, he went loco, went through hundreds of tissue boxes (yes, [[Flatzoid]], you ain't alone), and now he practices his cult preachings all the way from his mom's spare bedroom.		In December 2024, Whitsitt participated as useless luggage in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models. Despite this, he remains a flerf. However, TFE hit him for a six, he went loco, went through hundreds of tissue boxes (yes, [[Flatzoid]], you ain't alone), and now he practices his cult preachings all the way from his mom's spare bedroom.
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	Witsit tries to sell snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."		Witsit tries to sell snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."

	= Alleged ~~Substance Abuse~~ at ~~Debate Convention~~ =		== Alleged substance abuse at debate convention ==
	Witsit attends 'Debate Cons' as a speaker, but in one instance was noted by onlookers to be singularly unpopular at the VIP lunch afterwards, with event organisers specifically attempting to steer guests to spend time with him at his table:		Witsit attends 'Debate Cons' as a speaker, but in one instance was noted by onlookers to be singularly unpopular at the VIP lunch afterwards, with event organisers specifically attempting to steer guests to spend time with him at his table:

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GlobesGalore: Added proof of belief in psychic power.

2026-07-24T21:23:34Z

Added proof of belief in psychic power.

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	= Claims of Psychic Powers =		= Claims of Psychic Powers =
	Austin claims his B negative blood type gives him psychic powers.		Austin claims his B negative blood type gives him psychic powers.

			<blockquote>
			[[File:WitsitPyschicBlood.png\|300px\|Witsit explains how his RH negative blood gives him insane psychic powers on his Telegram channel]]
			</blockquote>

	= To Do =		= To Do =

GlobesGalore at 21:17, 24 July 2026

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	[[File:witsit-antisemitic.png\|300px\|Rumble podcast between Witsit and Brother Nathaniel]]		[[File:witsit-antisemitic.png\|300px\|Rumble podcast between Witsit and Brother Nathaniel]]
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>

			= Claims of Psychic Powers =
			Austin claims his B negative blood type gives him psychic powers.

	= To Do =		= To Do =

SourPounder at 11:29, 30 June 2026

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	{{Infobox		{{Infobox
	\| realName = Austin David Whitsitt		\| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
	\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit		\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>TFE Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit
	\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg		\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
	\| location = US		\| location = US

Flerfdestroyer at 19:41, 28 June 2026

2026-06-28T19:41:49Z

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	{{Infobox		{{Infobox
	\| realName = Austin David Whitsitt		\| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
	\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>~~Whitsitshitsit~~		\| alias=SpitsIt<br>WhitSPiT<br>WhitShiT<br>Witless<br>Unemployed Austin<br>Luggage<br>Word Salad<br>witsitshitsit
	\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg		\| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
	\| location = US		\| location = US