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Graugnarz: /* Why were the astronauts shaven */

2026-06-05T18:12:34Z

Why were the astronauts shaven

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	==Why were the astronauts shaven==		==Why were the astronauts shaven==

	Another conspiracy theory is that it's fake because the astronauts couldn't have shaved in the capsule. That is of course ridiculous as this photo of Jeremy Hansen shaving shows.		Another conspiracy theory is that it's fake because the astronauts couldn't have shaved in the capsule. That is of course ridiculous, as this photo of Jeremy Hansen shaving shows.

	[[File:Jeremy_hansen_shave.jpg\|500px\|link={{filepath:Jeremy_hansen_shave.jpg}}]]<ref>[https://www.nasa.gov/image-detail/amf-art002e009211/ <q>A Quick Shave Before Lunar Flyby</q> by NASA]</ref>		[[File:Jeremy_hansen_shave.jpg\|500px\|link={{filepath:Jeremy_hansen_shave.jpg}}]]<ref>[https://www.nasa.gov/image-detail/amf-art002e009211/ <q>A Quick Shave Before Lunar Flyby</q> by NASA]</ref>

Graugnarz: /* SciManDan */

2026-06-05T18:09:11Z

SciManDan

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	[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea6dZLpa4Ec <q>When You Make The Strangest Argument Against Space That Anyone Has Ever Heard</q> by SciManDan]		[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea6dZLpa4Ec <q>When You Make The Strangest Argument Against Space That Anyone Has Ever Heard</q> by SciManDan]

			[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VQqu08McdE <q>Flat Earther Goes Nuts at NASA From His Van</q> by SciManDan]

	===Dave McKeegan===		===Dave McKeegan===

Graugnarz: /* Dave McKeegan */

2026-06-03T14:09:10Z

Dave McKeegan

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	[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8UBvuJ8X_M <q>Flat Earthers Demand Exactly What NASA gave them</q> by Dave McKeegan]		[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8UBvuJ8X_M <q>Flat Earthers Demand Exactly What NASA gave them</q> by Dave McKeegan]

			[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsil-xvirvk <q>Conspiracy claims about Artemis reach new levels</q> by Dave McKeegan]

	===Star Stuff===		===Star Stuff===

Graugnarz: /* SciManDan */

2026-06-02T17:34:09Z

SciManDan

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	[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKrErWOHq60 <q>The Funniest Thing a Flat Earther Has Ever Said...Twice</q> by SciManDan]		[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKrErWOHq60 <q>The Funniest Thing a Flat Earther Has Ever Said...Twice</q> by SciManDan]

			[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea6dZLpa4Ec <q>When You Make The Strangest Argument Against Space That Anyone Has Ever Heard</q> by SciManDan]

	===Dave McKeegan===		===Dave McKeegan===

Graugnarz: /* Balloon */

2026-05-31T12:34:56Z

Balloon

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	[[File:Balloon_cover.png\|500px\|link={{filepath:Balloon_cover.png}}]]		[[File:Balloon_cover.png\|500px\|link={{filepath:Balloon_cover.png}}]]
	<ref>[https://youtu.be/cv8LxJCW0Uc <q>The ARTEMIS Balloon Rocket DECEPTION</q> by DITRH]</ref>		<ref>[https://youtu.be/cv8LxJCW0Uc <q>The ARTEMIS Balloon Rocket DECEPTION</q> by DITRH]</ref>

			When actually looking at the engines, they don't even remotely look like balloons. Of course not a single flatearther even bothered to find this photo.

			[[File:Engines.jpg\|500px\|link={{filepath:Engines.jpg}}]]
			<ref>[https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasakennedy/53879053275/in/album-72157700246421144 <q>KSC-20240724-PH-JBS01_0063</q> by NASA flickr]</ref>

	==Moon Zoom==		==Moon Zoom==

Graugnarz: /* Balloon */

2026-05-31T12:23:03Z

Balloon

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	[[File:Balloon_cover.png\|500px\|link={{filepath:Balloon_cover.png}}]]		[[File:Balloon_cover.png\|500px\|link={{filepath:Balloon_cover.png}}]]
			<ref>[https://youtu.be/cv8LxJCW0Uc <q>The ARTEMIS Balloon Rocket DECEPTION</q> by DITRH]</ref>

	==Moon Zoom==		==Moon Zoom==

Graugnarz: /* Balloon */

2026-05-31T12:22:27Z

Balloon

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	[[File:Sls_to_launchpad.jpg\|500px\|link={{filepath:Sls_to_launchpad.jpg}}]]		[[File:Sls_to_launchpad.jpg\|500px\|link={{filepath:Sls_to_launchpad.jpg}}]]

			They also think that NASA using heat proof fabric is evidence that it's a balloon.

			[[File:Balloon_cover.png\|500px\|link={{filepath:Balloon_cover.png}}]]

	==Moon Zoom==		==Moon Zoom==

Graugnarz: /* Thumbs up missing delay */

2026-05-31T12:12:42Z

Thumbs up missing delay

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	Artemis deniers claim that there should have been a significant delay before the first thumbs up (at lunar distance this would be about 2.6 seconds). They argue the seemingly immediate thumbs up is evidence the crew is in a studio on Earth and forgot to "fake the delay".<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/DXcn0PaDyZ9/</ref>		Artemis deniers claim that there should have been a significant delay before the first thumbs up (at lunar distance this would be about 2.6 seconds). They argue the seemingly immediate thumbs up is evidence the crew is in a studio on Earth and forgot to "fake the delay".
			<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/DXcn0PaDyZ9/ <q>Thumbs up delay</q> by candidtruthofficial]</ref>

	Anyone who watches [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4JAONB9Qjo&t=35692 the clip] in full could easily see that Wiseman's first thumbs up was in response to the controller saying "we have adjusted the fan speed". The second thumbs up was in response to the controller saying "we'll take a thumbs up if you're happy with it". Wiseman gave the second so enthusiastically because he realised the humour in giving the first before the controller had even asked. The controller mistakenly took the first thumbs up as a direct response to the thumbs-up-request, which is why she said "copy, thumbs up" before the second thumbs up was given.		Anyone who watches [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4JAONB9Qjo&t=35692 the clip] in full could easily see that Wiseman's first thumbs up was in response to the controller saying "we have adjusted the fan speed". The second thumbs up was in response to the controller saying "we'll take a thumbs up if you're happy with it". Wiseman gave the second so enthusiastically because he realised the humour in giving the first before the controller had even asked. The controller mistakenly took the first thumbs up as a direct response to the thumbs-up-request, which is why she said "copy, thumbs up" before the second thumbs up was given.

Graugnarz: /* Crew confronted at the Capitol */

2026-05-31T12:11:00Z

Crew confronted at the Capitol

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	==Crew confronted at the Capitol==		==Crew confronted at the Capitol==
	[[File:Crew confronted at capitol.png\|thumb]]		[[File:Crew confronted at capitol.png\|thumb]]
	On May 12, the crew of Artemis II visited the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol\|Capitol]] and were confronted by a conspiracy theorist shoving a camera in their faces.<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/insight/artemis-ii-crew-confronted-at-capitol-over-moon-mission-claims/gm-GMED68F6FD?gemSnapshotKey=GMED68F6FD-snapshot-3 Artemis II crew confronted at Capitol over moon mission claims]</ref> He yelled at the crew, <blockquote>Stop lying, stop acting. You all never went to space... ''[long awkward pause]''. Follow Jesus, God's watching you all. Stop lying to the public. Your [[Wikipedia:Psychological warfare\|psyop]] isn't working, on millions of us. NASA's a joke. Repent before God ya'll.</blockquote>		On May 12, the crew of Artemis II visited the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol\|Capitol]] and were confronted by a conspiracy theorist shoving a camera in their faces.
	The astronauts kept their composure and refrained from engaging with the clearly deranged individual. Glover gave him a slight nod and a wave as the crew exited the room. Security then prevented the man from following them.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/DYPyZHzh7Gl/</ref><ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/DYluKEWT61L/</ref>		<ref>[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/insight/artemis-ii-crew-confronted-at-capitol-over-moon-mission-claims/gm-GMED68F6FD?gemSnapshotKey=GMED68F6FD-snapshot-3 <q>Artemis II crew confronted at Capitol over moon mission claims</q>]</ref>
			He yelled at the crew,

			<blockquote>
			Stop lying, stop acting. You all never went to space... ''[long awkward pause]''. Follow Jesus, God's watching you all. Stop lying to the public. Your [[Wikipedia:Psychological warfare\|psyop]] isn't working, on millions of us. NASA's a joke. Repent before God ya'll.
			</blockquote>

			The astronauts kept their composure and refrained from engaging with the clearly deranged individual. Glover gave him a slight nod and a wave as the crew exited the room. Security then prevented the man from following them.
			<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/DYPyZHzh7Gl/ <q>Confronting the Artemis Astronauts</q> by Joseph Phillip Daniel]</ref>
			<!--<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/DYluKEWT61L/]</ref>-->
	Conspiracy theorists proclaim that you can "see it on their faces" that the Artemis crew is lying, as if they demonstrated anything other than a normal reaction to an aggressive, mentally unwell person asserting they didn't do something which they obviously did. Of course, any attempt by the crew to engage with the man would've elicited conspiracy theorists to say something like "why are they trying so hard to defend themselves if it's so obvious they went to space?".		Conspiracy theorists proclaim that you can "see it on their faces" that the Artemis crew is lying, as if they demonstrated anything other than a normal reaction to an aggressive, mentally unwell person asserting they didn't do something which they obviously did. Of course, any attempt by the crew to engage with the man would've elicited conspiracy theorists to say something like "why are they trying so hard to defend themselves if it's so obvious they went to space?".

	The man was later identified on social media to be [[Joseph Phillip Daniel]],<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/DYpj8R8ig3T/</ref> a conspiracy theorist and self-described "ambassador of the Lord Jesus Christ"<ref>https://www.instagram.com/josephphillipdaniel1/</ref> known for this confrontational style of content. Unfortunately, he didn't get the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OROlF8zB9z0&rco=1&t=44s Buzz Aldrin treatment] like his forerunner [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Bart_Sibrel Bart Sibrel].		The man was later identified on social media to be [[Joseph Phillip Daniel]],
			<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/DYpj8R8ig3T/ <q>Joseph Phillip Daniel identified</q> by starlustdotorg]</ref>
			a conspiracy theorist and self-described "ambassador of the Lord Jesus Christ"
			<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/josephphillipdaniel1/ <q>Joseph Philip Daniel Profile</q> by Instagram]</ref>
			known for this confrontational style of content. Unfortunately, he didn't get the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OROlF8zB9z0&rco=1&t=44s Buzz Aldrin treatment] like his forerunner [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Bart_Sibrel Bart Sibrel].

	==Thumbs up missing delay==		==Thumbs up missing delay==

Graugnarz: /* Watches */

2026-05-31T12:02:07Z

Watches

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	===Watches===		===Watches===

	The only time I saw where he actually has a 33 is for the model of the watch the astronauts are wearing, an Omega X-33.<ref name="scary_numbers"/>		The only time I saw where he actually has a 33, is for the model of the watch the astronauts are wearing, an Omega X-33.<ref name="scary_numbers"/>

	===Rocket height===		===Rocket height===