Alistah
Alistah
Alistah: A fine figure of a man.
| Real name | Alistah |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | United States |
| Main platform |  Instagram |
| Papa flerf | Unknown |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | unknown |
| Incel? | not yet confirmed |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
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Alistah describes himself as an influencer (god help us), actor, writer, musician and a rapper. These are yet to be confirmed. They smashed and threw away the mould when he was made; unfortunately he was still in it.
Known Accounts
| Platform | Account | Status |
|---|---|---|
| https://www.instagram.com/alistahofficial/ | Active (checked 26 Aug 2026) | |
| TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@alistahofficial | Active (checked 26 Aug 2026) |
| https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61569228773907 | Active (checked 26 Aug 2026) |
What's He Into?
... and more.
Thoughts on Bowls
Can ayone shed a light on this?
Transcript:
A bowl is just a plate folded up! A BOWL IS JUST A PLATE FOLDED UP!!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND! F**K! My mind is blown man. Pfffffft!
This man needs help.