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= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 Free WiFi Blues ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Country
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| The saddest survival story ever told!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"McKeegan's on the WiFi... Living the bandwidth dream!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
⛔ Link not Available!
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 4D Chess ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@NOPEGENX NOPEGENX]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Everything he says sounds like word salad only because you're not smart enough!
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6y9ks6y_iY ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Dave Weiss ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Dave_Weiss ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Flat Earth Dave Weiss is a Scammer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Dave confirming over and over he's a scammer! A dumb one, too!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Antarctica, that icy place. Offered a free trip, dangled it in my face! But I won't go! Gotta protect my grift!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDW9FHryvrs ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🔴 Flatzoid ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 The Pole Dancer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Wanna know where the South Pole is? Flatzoid will tell you exactly where!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"It's just 90 degrees South... What's the problem?"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI7jrdVPe4 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mikey Smith ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Mikey_Smith ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

User:RuiDo/Sandbox

2026-09-26T20:31:55Z

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#REDIRECT [[FlerfJukebox]]

Flerf Jukebox

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Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-19T00:08:31Z

RuiDo:

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-18T22:48:46Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 Free WiFi Blues ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Country
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| Unknown
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| The saddest survival story ever told!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"McKeegan's on the WiFi... Living the bandwidth dream!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
⛔ Link not Available!
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 4D Chess ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@NOPEGENX NOPEGENX]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Everything he says sounds like word salad only because you're not smart enough!
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6y9ks6y_iY ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Dave Weiss ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Dave_Weiss ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Flat Earth Dave Weiss is a Scammer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Dave confirming over and over he's a scammer! A dumb one, too!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Antarctica, that icy place. Offered a free trip, dangled it in my face! But I won't go! Gotta protect my grift!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDW9FHryvrs ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🔴 Flatzoid ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 The Pole Dancer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Wanna know where the South Pole is? Flatzoid will tell you exactly where!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"It's just 90 degrees South... What's the problem?"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI7jrdVPe4 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mikey Smith ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Mikey_Smith ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-18T22:38:48Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 4D Chess ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@NOPEGENX NOPEGENX]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Everything he says sounds like word salad only because you're not smart enough!
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6y9ks6y_iY ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Dave Weiss ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Dave_Weiss ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Flat Earth Dave Weiss is a Scammer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Dave confirming over and over he's a scammer! A dumb one, too!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Antarctica, that icy place. Offered a free trip, dangled it in my face! But I won't go! Gotta protect my grift!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDW9FHryvrs ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🔴 Flatzoid ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 The Pole Dancer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Wanna know where the South Pole is? Flatzoid will tell you exactly where!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"It's just 90 degrees South... What's the problem?"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI7jrdVPe4 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mikey Smith ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Mikey_Smith ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T17:31:39Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Dave Weiss ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Dave_Weiss ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Flat Earth Dave Weiss is a Scammer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Dave confirming over and over he's a scammer! A dumb one, too!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Antarctica, that icy place. Offered a free trip, dangled it in my face! But I won't go! Gotta protect my grift!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDW9FHryvrs ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🔴 Flatzoid ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 The Pole Dancer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Wanna know where the South Pole is? Flatzoid will tell you exactly where!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"It's just 90 degrees South... What's the problem?"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI7jrdVPe4 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mikey Smith ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Mikey_Smith ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T17:17:45Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🔴 Flatzoid ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 The Pole Dancer ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Wanna know where the South Pole is? Flatzoid will tell you exactly where!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"It's just 90 degrees South... What's the problem?"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI7jrdVPe4 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mikey Smith ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Mikey_Smith ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T17:06:41Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mikey Smith ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Mikey_Smith ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T17:05:05Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟣 Alan (Space Audits) ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Space_Audits ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Metal
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLPvuvxGwE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQD7E_jXCE ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟢 Mickey Smith ==

=== 🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Jingle
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Mickey talking about his favorite sustenance!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFiTLiZp_A ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟤 Nathan Oakley ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Balls, Balls... ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@MCToon McToon]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEANR99Wvqo ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🌎 Various Flerfs ==

=== 🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Folk
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Nathan_Oakley Nathan Oakley], [https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Flatzoid Flatzoid], among others!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj23aWXkE8 ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T16:54:07Z

RuiDo:

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T00:20:29Z

RuiDo:

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-12T00:18:07Z

RuiDo:

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T23:44:19Z

RuiDo:

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T23:28:39Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

=== 🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Rap
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyMusicStudios Conspiracy Music Studios]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P0K68AUiw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T23:12:57Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] ([https://www.flerf.info/index.php/User:MCToon McToon])
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Quote
| ''"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"''
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T22:58:16Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟡 Austin Witsit ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Austin_Witsit ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Aetherically Displaced ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| Hillbilly Music
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@ConspiracyToonz Conspiracy Toonz] (McToon)
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:right;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwH1tdjqpw ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

== 🟠 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Synopsis
| Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;" |
"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:right;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T22:40:42Z

RuiDo:

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟡 Brian's Logic 666 ==
<div style="text-align:right;">[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]</div>

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
| colspan="2" |
"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:right;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T22:34:47Z

RuiDo: A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

= Flerf Jukebox =

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

__TOC__

== 🟡 Brian's Logic 666 ==

[https://www.flerf.info/index.php/Brian%27s_Logic_666 ⓘ Wiki Page]

=== 🎵 Sun Mirage ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! style="width:150px; text-align:left;" | Genre
| 80's Synthwave
|-
! style="text-align:left;" | Origin
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Astrokate-Sathacks Astrokate Sathacks]
|-
| colspan="2" |
"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align:right;" |
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqxG5ONEiKc ▶ Watch on YouTube]
|}

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2026-09-11T22:02:13Z

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#REDIRECT [[User:RuiDo/Sandbox]]

Flerf Jukebox

2026-09-11T22:02:13Z

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Still learning as I go!

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