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Austin Witsit

2026-06-13T14:52:46Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
| alias=SpitsIt WhitSPiT WhitShiT Witless Unemployed Austin Luggage Word Salad
| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
| location = US
| platform = [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com] [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] [https://kick.com/witsit Kick]
| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
| teeth = chipped, rotting, and stenchy
}}

'''Austin David Whitsitt''', known online as '''Witsit Gets It''', "Unemployed Austin", or "Spitsit", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views.

In December 2024, Whitsitt participated as useless luggage in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models. Despite this, he remains a flerf. However, TFE hit him for a six, he went loco, went through hundreds of tissue boxes(yes Flatzoid, you aint alone), and now he practices his cult preaching's all the way from his Mom's Spare bedroom.

Witsit is known for expressing nonsensical pseudoscientific concepts with speed and confidence, earning him a reputation as a generator of "word salad".

In 2026, Whitsitt launched a new self-hosted website at [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com], which he promotes as a "censorship"-free alternative hub for his content. The site aggregates paid memberships, private streams, watch parties, Discord access, direct messaging, super chats, and live stream follows (routed through his Kick channel).

= Fans =
The collective term for a number of WitSpit fans is "A spit-mist of flerfs". Credit to TheSunExpress.

= Employment =
Unemployable

= Known Accounts =
{| class="wikitable"
! Platform !! Account
|-
| [https://witsitgetsit.com Witsitgetsit.com] (primary hub) || [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com]
|-
| [https://kick.com/witsit Kick] || [https://kick.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://witsit.tv Witsit.tv] || [https://witsit.tv witsit.tv]
|-
| [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt Twitter] || [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt @WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt Patreon] || [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt Rumble] || [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit Rokfin] || [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://ko-fi.com/witsit Ko-fi] || [https://ko-fi.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/miswits Telegram] || [https://t.me/miswits miswits]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitgetsit Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitstreams Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitstreams witsitstreams]
|-
| [https://auditnasa.com Audit NASA] || [https://auditnasa.com auditnasa.com]
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit Witsit Gets It]
|}

= Arrest History =

Collect the [[Witsit Trading Cards]]!

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Arrest History
! Date !! Reason !! Mugshot !! Records !! Notes
|-
| Apr 9, 2013 || Possession of Marijuana || N/A || [https://weakley.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=E6903D40-F66B-43C0-9DBC-A7386CB53626&dsid=e608439d County Criminal Record] [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2013/04/19/weakley-county-general-sessions/ Newspaper Article 2013-04-09] ||
|-
| Apr 5, 2014 || Driving While License Revoked || N/A || [https://madison.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=7E1E24EC-1FC2-4939-B596-898F7FE3F2B2&dsid=657dee84 County Criminal Record] ||
|-
| Oct 4, 2015 || Assault || N/A || [https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article47623610.html News article] [https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Pennsylvania Courts Docket] [https://web.archive.org/web/20250118045932/https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Archived version] || Punched someone at a bar
|-
| 2016 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2016 public intoxication.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Oct 10, 2018 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2018-10-10.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 5, 2019 || Shoplifting || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2019-03-05.png|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 23, 2021 || Possessing marijuana || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] ||
|-
| Aug 4, 2021 || Demonstration in Undesignated Area (Yellowstone National Park) || N/A || '''Dockets:''' [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt PACER] · [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/ CourtListener] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3 Casetext] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2 Casetext (Appeal)] '''Court Documents:''' [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NQvLBlRbUgbDNmKES2HJfYWdhi2mLboQ/view?usp=drive_link Motion to Dismiss] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HFu_k4ArroJbc_iDc70cliaK9rKFzWOt/view?usp=drive_link Denial of Motion] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cEl7uus-pHDOmy2i4tyff9kisIrFJU4p/view?usp=drive_link Trial Minutes] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VA3nC9gtVIyhKNe1g6NNFhLmiHII4FlH/view?usp=drive_link Judgment] || Found guilty after bench trial on April 18, 2022. See [[#United States v. Whitsitt — Yellowstone Federal Case|full case details below]].
|-
| Oct 2, 2023 || Domestic battery || [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record] [[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png|150px|thumb]] || Spit on his wife's face
|}

= United States v. Whitsitt — Yellowstone Federal Case =

''Case No. 5:21-PO-00627-MLC, United States District Court for the District of Wyoming''

== Background ==

On August 4, 2021, Whitsitt was at the Mammoth Hot Springs gas station in Yellowstone National Park when he began spontaneously preaching about flat earth, biblical cosmology, COVID-related government overreach, and anti-government conspiracy theories from inside a recreational vehicle to passersby. Park rangers had received advance notice from Mount Rushmore National Memorial about Whitsitt, who had previously been cited there for a First Amendment protest permit violation while filming for TikTok with amplified speakers. Radio communications between rangers described the subjects as "flat earthers" whose speech had been "political in nature."

Ranger David Dunn (#1400) issued Whitsitt a violation notice, originally charging "failure to obtain a permit." Upon detainment, the ranger told Whitsitt that "First Amendment activity" required a permit. The charge was later amended to "Demonstration in Undesignated Area" under 36 C.F.R. § 2.51(b)(j).

== Whitsitt's Pro Se Defense ==

Whitsitt represented himself throughout the case. He filed two motions to dismiss — one for facial invalidity of 36 C.F.R. § 2.51, and a second arguing First Amendment violations. His filings listed a Box Elder, South Dakota mailing address (514 Americas Way PMB 17789) and his Protonmail email (Witsit@protonmail.com).

=== Motion to Dismiss for First Amendment Violation (Doc. 29) ===

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NQvLBlRbUgbDNmKES2HJfYWdhi2mLboQ/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

Filed March 14, 2022, Whitsitt's 16-page motion argued the government violated his First Amendment rights in seven areas:

# '''Free Exercise of Religion''' — Whitsitt framed flat earth advocacy as a religious obligation, arguing the Bible describes the earth as "an immovable and fixed, topographical plane, contained within a firmament." He cited several Scripture passages and claimed a spiritual duty to warn people about what he described as government deception regarding the shape of the earth, COVID masking, vaccine mandates, lockdowns, temperature screenings, and digital tracking systems. He connected all of these topics to the biblical "Mark of the Beast" prophecy in Revelation 13.
# '''Number of the Beast''' — Whitsitt argued the heliocentric model is encoded with the number 666, citing the earth's axial tilt (66.6°), orbital speed (66,600 mph), and other figures. He claimed NASA's name means "to deceive" in Hebrew and that NASA projects are named after pagan deities.
# '''Freedom of Speech and Press''' — He argued he was spontaneously speaking from inside a recreational vehicle at a gas station while waiting for a blocked exit to clear, and that the ranger's requirement of a permit for any "First Amendment activity" constituted prior restraint.
# '''Peaceable Assembly''' — Whitsitt contended that bystanders voluntarily gathered on public sidewalks to listen, which the government mischaracterized as a disruptive "traffic jam."
# '''Grievances''' — He argued the government specifically targeted his speech because it was critical of the government ("anti-government").
# '''Content-Based Censorship''' — Whitsitt pointed to the Mount Rushmore BOLO communication and the ranger's interest in the content of his speech as evidence of viewpoint discrimination.
# '''Unconstitutional "First Amendment Areas"''' — He cited ''Boardley v. U.S. Department of the Interior'', 615 F.3d 508 (2010), which found that requiring individuals to obtain permits before engaging in expressive activities in designated "free speech areas" violates the First Amendment.

=== Denial of Motion to Dismiss ===

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HFu_k4ArroJbc_iDc70cliaK9rKFzWOt/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

The court denied Whitsitt's motion to dismiss for First Amendment violations.

=== Discovery Dispute (Doc. 37) ===

Whitsitt requested production of all evidence related to the incident, including all permit request approvals and denials in Yellowstone since 2013 and all superintendent designations of free speech areas. In an order dated April 11, 2022, Chief Magistrate Judge Kelly H. Rankin denied the request, finding the government had complied with Rule 16 discovery obligations and that Whitsitt had not made a prima facie showing of materiality for the additional records.

The government also admitted during a status conference that body camera footage from Ranger L'Ecuyer could not be located, but denied altering or redacting any audio or video recordings.

== Bench Trial (Doc. 38) ==

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cEl7uus-pHDOmy2i4tyff9kisIrFJU4p/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

The bench trial took place on April 18, 2022, before Chief United States Magistrate Judge Kelly H. Rankin, at Mammoth Hot Springs with some parties appearing via Zoom. The government was represented by Jonathan Coppom; Whitsitt represented himself.

'''Witnesses called by the Government:'''
* Ranger David Dunn — the citing officer
* Lucia Petrin — civilian witness
* Michael Anderson — civilian witness
* Denise Foster — civilian witness
* Ranger Jill Paxton

'''Witnesses called by the Defense:'''
* Ranger L'Ecuyer — the government had initially declined to call this witness, and their body camera footage was missing
* Ranger David Dunn (recalled)

The government moved to enter Exhibit 5 (video of Whitsitt at Mount Rushmore); Whitsitt objected, but the judge admitted it.

The judge began findings at 12:08 PM and found Whitsitt guilty at 12:21 PM.

== Sentence (Doc. 40) ==

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VA3nC9gtVIyhKNe1g6NNFhLmiHII4FlH/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

Whitsitt was sentenced on April 18, 2022:

* '''Fine:''' $500
* '''Processing fee:''' $30
* '''Special assessment:''' $10
* '''Total financial penalty:''' $540 (due by July 1, 2022)
* '''Unsupervised probation:''' 1 year
* '''Special condition:''' Banned from entering Yellowstone National Park for 1 year

= Other Info =
* Frequently engages in [[Flerf-on-flerf|flerf-on-flerfs]] with [[Nathan Oakley]].
* One of only four flat earthers who travelled for [[The Final Experiment]].
* Suspended for fighting at a football game [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2009/09/03/messenger-sports-briefs-for-september-3-2/ Local Newspaper Article]

= Selected Quotations =

== Full moon and new moon ==

<blockquote>
'''Will Duffy:''' What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?

'''Austin Whitsitt:''' I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}
</blockquote>

== Southern compasses ==

<blockquote>
'''Austin Whitsitt:''' Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.
</blockquote>

= Misogyny and domestic abuse =

Main Article: [[Austin Witsit/Misogyny and domestic abuse]]

This subpage covers '''misogyny and domestic abuse''' allegations and related material concerning Whitsitt.

= TFE WiFi Lies =
After returning from [[TFE]] Austin claimed that he was refused access to the WiFi for many hours: 
"They're not giving us the Wi-Fi so like we we got taken away from the camp that has Wi-Fi and then set up a Wi-Fi in our own place but then so we were basically unable to really check in with people unable to like try to quickly do a live stream or anything like that for like many hours you know like a seven eight hours or maybe till the next morning." 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyGnDvmHwzg YouTube link]

Or maybe it was 10-12 hours: 
"I mentioned needing to do wanted to do a live stream and he's like oh do you need the Wi-Fi password so in his mind we would just be out there stranded no Wi-Fi for you know 10 12 hours or whatever" 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuUAbSpJdU YouTube link]

Or was it 18 hours:
"Information we go out to the other place we set up the star link we get the Wi-Fi uh the globers have the Wi-Fi mun has the Wi-Fi password Mark to set up the attempt to 24-Hour live stream has a password Duffy Does Duffy's going to do a stream at 12's going to do a stream at 2 a.m. and it's like critical think over there on his computer mckean's on his computer everyone's got the Wi-Fi password but they like refus to give the flat earthers the Wi-Fi password and that was the case for like 18 and hours." 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvOKwfRF6I YouTube link]

= Snake Oil Salesman =

Witsit tries to sell snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."

= Alleged Substance Abuse at Debate Convention =
Witsit attends 'Debate Cons' as a speaker, but in one instance was noted by onlookers to be singularly unpopular at the VIP lunch afterwards, with event organisers specifically attempting to steer guests to spend time with him at his table:

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-alone-again.png|300px|Witsit unable to attract social attention]]
</blockquote>

It is further [https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/comments/1r6qjhu/comment/o5sge31/ alleged] that he returned from a bathroom break, quote "tweaked out of his mind".

= White Supremacism =

Austin co-hosted a podcast entitled 'White Families, White Nation' in 2024 alongside a number of other believers in ethnic and racial determinism such as host Brother Nathaniel. <ref>[https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMdjfjsyATh/ <q>White Families, White Nation Podcast</q>]</ref>

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-white-supremacist.png.png|300px|Witsit's white supremacist podcast]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Whitsitt: You have a problem with Jewish supremacy but white people need to also take responsibility. That's why I said, nobody put a gun to your head and said you can't have babies. No one put a gun to your head and said this take out this loan, no one put a gun to your head and said 'go get addicted to porn'. Those are all weapons of Jewish supremacy. But it requires consent. So individual responsibility, collective responsibility is a major part of it. I think the conversation calling out this power structure IS ALREADY BEING NORMALIZED. Just go look look at X [social media]. It's al-- too late, like, the cat's already out of bag in my opinion. It's much more about collectivizing the reaction. Right, instead of kind of letting it -- get out of control."
</blockquote>

He continues to 'hang out' on social and streaming platforms into 2025 with antisemitic content creators. <ref>[https://rumble.com/v5auerp-witsit-kicks-it-w-brother-nathanael.html <q>Witsit Kicks It w/ Brother Nathanael</q> by WitsitGetsIt]</ref>

<blockquote>
[[File:witsit-antisemitic.png|300px|Rumble podcast between Witsit and Brother Nathaniel]]
</blockquote>

= To Do =
* Document that time Austin posted Fake AI generated references.

= References =

<references />

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:American flerfs]]
[[Category:Religiflerfs]]
[[Category:Flerfzis]]
[[Category:Criminals]]
[[Category:TFE Antarctica team]]

Austin Witsit

2026-06-13T07:38:36Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
| alias=SpitsIt WhitSPiT WhitShiT Witless Unemployed Austin Luggage Word Salad
| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
| location = US
| platform = [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com] [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] [https://kick.com/witsit Kick]
| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
}}

'''Austin David Whitsitt''', known online as '''Witsit Gets It''', "Unemployed Austin", or "Spitsit", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views.

In December 2024, Whitsitt participated as useless luggage in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models. Despite this, he remains a flerf. However, TFE hit him for a six, he went loco, went through hundreds of tissue boxes(yes Flatzoid, you aint alone), and now he practices his cult preaching's all the way from his Mom's Spare bedroom.

Witsit is known for expressing nonsensical pseudoscientific concepts with speed and confidence, earning him a reputation as a generator of "word salad".

In 2026, Whitsitt launched a new self-hosted website at [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com], which he promotes as a "censorship"-free alternative hub for his content. The site aggregates paid memberships, private streams, watch parties, Discord access, direct messaging, super chats, and live stream follows (routed through his Kick channel).

= Fans =
The collective term for a number of WitSpit fans is "A spit-mist of flerfs". Credit to TheSunExpress.

= Employment =
Unemployable

= Known Accounts =
{| class="wikitable"
! Platform !! Account
|-
| [https://witsitgetsit.com Witsitgetsit.com] (primary hub) || [https://witsitgetsit.com witsitgetsit.com]
|-
| [https://kick.com/witsit Kick] || [https://kick.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://witsit.tv Witsit.tv] || [https://witsit.tv witsit.tv]
|-
| [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt Twitter] || [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt @WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt Patreon] || [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt Rumble] || [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit Rokfin] || [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://ko-fi.com/witsit Ko-fi] || [https://ko-fi.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/miswits Telegram] || [https://t.me/miswits miswits]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitgetsit Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitstreams Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitstreams witsitstreams]
|-
| [https://auditnasa.com Audit NASA] || [https://auditnasa.com auditnasa.com]
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit Witsit Gets It]
|}

= Arrest History =

Collect the [[Witsit Trading Cards]]!

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Arrest History
! Date !! Reason !! Mugshot !! Records !! Notes
|-
| Apr 9, 2013 || Possession of Marijuana || N/A || [https://weakley.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=E6903D40-F66B-43C0-9DBC-A7386CB53626&dsid=e608439d County Criminal Record] [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2013/04/19/weakley-county-general-sessions/ Newspaper Article 2013-04-09] ||
|-
| Apr 5, 2014 || Driving While License Revoked || N/A || [https://madison.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=7E1E24EC-1FC2-4939-B596-898F7FE3F2B2&dsid=657dee84 County Criminal Record] ||
|-
| Oct 4, 2015 || Assault || N/A || [https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article47623610.html News article] [https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Pennsylvania Courts Docket] [https://web.archive.org/web/20250118045932/https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Archived version] || Punched someone at a bar
|-
| 2016 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2016 public intoxication.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Oct 10, 2018 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2018-10-10.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 5, 2019 || Shoplifting || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2019-03-05.png|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 23, 2021 || Possessing marijuana || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] ||
|-
| Aug 4, 2021 || Demonstration in Undesignated Area (Yellowstone National Park) || N/A || '''Dockets:''' [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt PACER] · [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/ CourtListener] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3 Casetext] · [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2 Casetext (Appeal)] '''Court Documents:''' [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NQvLBlRbUgbDNmKES2HJfYWdhi2mLboQ/view?usp=drive_link Motion to Dismiss] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HFu_k4ArroJbc_iDc70cliaK9rKFzWOt/view?usp=drive_link Denial of Motion] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cEl7uus-pHDOmy2i4tyff9kisIrFJU4p/view?usp=drive_link Trial Minutes] · [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VA3nC9gtVIyhKNe1g6NNFhLmiHII4FlH/view?usp=drive_link Judgment] || Found guilty after bench trial on April 18, 2022. See [[#United States v. Whitsitt — Yellowstone Federal Case|full case details below]].
|-
| Oct 2, 2023 || Domestic battery || [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record] [[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png|150px|thumb]] || Spit on his wife's face
|}

= United States v. Whitsitt — Yellowstone Federal Case =

''Case No. 5:21-PO-00627-MLC, United States District Court for the District of Wyoming''

== Background ==

On August 4, 2021, Whitsitt was at the Mammoth Hot Springs gas station in Yellowstone National Park when he began spontaneously preaching about flat earth, biblical cosmology, COVID-related government overreach, and anti-government conspiracy theories from inside a recreational vehicle to passersby. Park rangers had received advance notice from Mount Rushmore National Memorial about Whitsitt, who had previously been cited there for a First Amendment protest permit violation while filming for TikTok with amplified speakers. Radio communications between rangers described the subjects as "flat earthers" whose speech had been "political in nature."

Ranger David Dunn (#1400) issued Whitsitt a violation notice, originally charging "failure to obtain a permit." Upon detainment, the ranger told Whitsitt that "First Amendment activity" required a permit. The charge was later amended to "Demonstration in Undesignated Area" under 36 C.F.R. § 2.51(b)(j).

== Whitsitt's Pro Se Defense ==

Whitsitt represented himself throughout the case. He filed two motions to dismiss — one for facial invalidity of 36 C.F.R. § 2.51, and a second arguing First Amendment violations. His filings listed a Box Elder, South Dakota mailing address (514 Americas Way PMB 17789) and his Protonmail email (Witsit@protonmail.com).

=== Motion to Dismiss for First Amendment Violation (Doc. 29) ===

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NQvLBlRbUgbDNmKES2HJfYWdhi2mLboQ/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

Filed March 14, 2022, Whitsitt's 16-page motion argued the government violated his First Amendment rights in seven areas:

# '''Free Exercise of Religion''' — Whitsitt framed flat earth advocacy as a religious obligation, arguing the Bible describes the earth as "an immovable and fixed, topographical plane, contained within a firmament." He cited several Scripture passages and claimed a spiritual duty to warn people about what he described as government deception regarding the shape of the earth, COVID masking, vaccine mandates, lockdowns, temperature screenings, and digital tracking systems. He connected all of these topics to the biblical "Mark of the Beast" prophecy in Revelation 13.
# '''Number of the Beast''' — Whitsitt argued the heliocentric model is encoded with the number 666, citing the earth's axial tilt (66.6°), orbital speed (66,600 mph), and other figures. He claimed NASA's name means "to deceive" in Hebrew and that NASA projects are named after pagan deities.
# '''Freedom of Speech and Press''' — He argued he was spontaneously speaking from inside a recreational vehicle at a gas station while waiting for a blocked exit to clear, and that the ranger's requirement of a permit for any "First Amendment activity" constituted prior restraint.
# '''Peaceable Assembly''' — Whitsitt contended that bystanders voluntarily gathered on public sidewalks to listen, which the government mischaracterized as a disruptive "traffic jam."
# '''Grievances''' — He argued the government specifically targeted his speech because it was critical of the government ("anti-government").
# '''Content-Based Censorship''' — Whitsitt pointed to the Mount Rushmore BOLO communication and the ranger's interest in the content of his speech as evidence of viewpoint discrimination.
# '''Unconstitutional "First Amendment Areas"''' — He cited ''Boardley v. U.S. Department of the Interior'', 615 F.3d 508 (2010), which found that requiring individuals to obtain permits before engaging in expressive activities in designated "free speech areas" violates the First Amendment.

=== Denial of Motion to Dismiss ===

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HFu_k4ArroJbc_iDc70cliaK9rKFzWOt/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

The court denied Whitsitt's motion to dismiss for First Amendment violations.

=== Discovery Dispute (Doc. 37) ===

Whitsitt requested production of all evidence related to the incident, including all permit request approvals and denials in Yellowstone since 2013 and all superintendent designations of free speech areas. In an order dated April 11, 2022, Chief Magistrate Judge Kelly H. Rankin denied the request, finding the government had complied with Rule 16 discovery obligations and that Whitsitt had not made a prima facie showing of materiality for the additional records.

The government also admitted during a status conference that body camera footage from Ranger L'Ecuyer could not be located, but denied altering or redacting any audio or video recordings.

== Bench Trial (Doc. 38) ==

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cEl7uus-pHDOmy2i4tyff9kisIrFJU4p/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

The bench trial took place on April 18, 2022, before Chief United States Magistrate Judge Kelly H. Rankin, at Mammoth Hot Springs with some parties appearing via Zoom. The government was represented by Jonathan Coppom; Whitsitt represented himself.

'''Witnesses called by the Government:'''
* Ranger David Dunn — the citing officer
* Lucia Petrin — civilian witness
* Michael Anderson — civilian witness
* Denise Foster — civilian witness
* Ranger Jill Paxton

'''Witnesses called by the Defense:'''
* Ranger L'Ecuyer — the government had initially declined to call this witness, and their body camera footage was missing
* Ranger David Dunn (recalled)

The government moved to enter Exhibit 5 (video of Whitsitt at Mount Rushmore); Whitsitt objected, but the judge admitted it.

The judge began findings at 12:08 PM and found Whitsitt guilty at 12:21 PM.

== Sentence (Doc. 40) ==

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VA3nC9gtVIyhKNe1g6NNFhLmiHII4FlH/view?usp=drive_link Full document]

Whitsitt was sentenced on April 18, 2022:

* '''Fine:''' $500
* '''Processing fee:''' $30
* '''Special assessment:''' $10
* '''Total financial penalty:''' $540 (due by July 1, 2022)
* '''Unsupervised probation:''' 1 year
* '''Special condition:''' Banned from entering Yellowstone National Park for 1 year

= Other Info =
* Frequently engages in [[Flerf-on-flerf|flerf-on-flerfs]] with [[Nathan Oakley]].
* One of only four flat earthers who travelled for [[The Final Experiment]].
* Suspended for fighting at a football game [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2009/09/03/messenger-sports-briefs-for-september-3-2/ Local Newspaper Article]

= Selected Quotations =

== Full moon and new moon ==

<blockquote>
'''Will Duffy:''' What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?

'''Austin Whitsitt:''' I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}
</blockquote>

== Southern compasses ==

<blockquote>
'''Austin Whitsitt:''' Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.
</blockquote>

= Misogyny and domestic abuse =

Main Article: [[Austin Witsit/Misogyny and domestic abuse]]

This subpage covers '''misogyny and domestic abuse''' allegations and related material concerning Whitsitt.

= TFE WiFi Lies =
After returning from [[TFE]] Austin claimed that he was refused access to the WiFi for many hours: 
"They're not giving us the Wi-Fi so like we we got taken away from the camp that has Wi-Fi and then set up a Wi-Fi in our own place but then so we were basically unable to really check in with people unable to like try to quickly do a live stream or anything like that for like many hours you know like a seven eight hours or maybe till the next morning." 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyGnDvmHwzg YouTube link]

Or maybe it was 10-12 hours: 
"I mentioned needing to do wanted to do a live stream and he's like oh do you need the Wi-Fi password so in his mind we would just be out there stranded no Wi-Fi for you know 10 12 hours or whatever" 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuUAbSpJdU YouTube link]

Or was it 18 hours:
"Information we go out to the other place we set up the star link we get the Wi-Fi uh the globers have the Wi-Fi mun has the Wi-Fi password Mark to set up the attempt to 24-Hour live stream has a password Duffy Does Duffy's going to do a stream at 12's going to do a stream at 2 a.m. and it's like critical think over there on his computer mckean's on his computer everyone's got the Wi-Fi password but they like refus to give the flat earthers the Wi-Fi password and that was the case for like 18 and hours." 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvOKwfRF6I YouTube link]

= Snake Oil Salesman =

Witsit tries to sell snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."

= Alleged Substance Abuse at Debate Convention =
Witsit attends 'Debate Cons' as a speaker, but in one instance was noted by onlookers to be singularly unpopular at the VIP lunch afterwards, with event organisers specifically attempting to steer guests to spend time with him at his table:

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-alone-again.png|300px|Witsit unable to attract social attention]]
</blockquote>

It is further [https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/comments/1r6qjhu/comment/o5sge31/ alleged] that he returned from a bathroom break, quote "tweaked out of his mind".

= White Supremacism =

Austin co-hosted a podcast entitled 'White Families, White Nation' in 2024 alongside a number of other believers in ethnic and racial determinism such as host Brother Nathaniel. <ref>[https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMdjfjsyATh/ <q>White Families, White Nation Podcast</q>]</ref>

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-white-supremacist.png.png|300px|Witsit's white supremacist podcast]]
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Whitsitt: You have a problem with Jewish supremacy but white people need to also take responsibility. That's why I said, nobody put a gun to your head and said you can't have babies. No one put a gun to your head and said this take out this loan, no one put a gun to your head and said 'go get addicted to porn'. Those are all weapons of Jewish supremacy. But it requires consent. So individual responsibility, collective responsibility is a major part of it. I think the conversation calling out this power structure IS ALREADY BEING NORMALIZED. Just go look look at X [social media]. It's al-- too late, like, the cat's already out of bag in my opinion. It's much more about collectivizing the reaction. Right, instead of kind of letting it -- get out of control."
</blockquote>

He continues to 'hang out' on social and streaming platforms into 2025 with antisemitic content creators. <ref>[https://rumble.com/v5auerp-witsit-kicks-it-w-brother-nathanael.html <q>Witsit Kicks It w/ Brother Nathanael</q> by WitsitGetsIt]</ref>

<blockquote>
[[File:witsit-antisemitic.png|300px|Rumble podcast between Witsit and Brother Nathaniel]]
</blockquote>

= To Do =
* Document that time Austin posted Fake AI generated references.

= References =

<references />

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:American flerfs]]
[[Category:Religiflerfs]]
[[Category:Flerfzis]]
[[Category:Criminals]]
[[Category:TFE Antarctica team]]

Escapees

2026-06-13T07:25:14Z

MCToon: /* List */

Here is the list of former flerfs. The flat earthers that escaped the cult.

Although existing pages for ex-flerfs belong in (and will therefore appear on) the [[:Category:Ex-flerfs]] page, this page includes items with no page. For that reason, '''this is meant to be the primary list''' on this wiki site.

'''This is a work in progress.''' If you are an escapee and want to be added to the WWF (We Were Flat) roles, you are welcome to create an account and add yourself. Otherwise, email [[User:MCToon|MCToon]] and he will add you to the list.

= List =

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Escapees
|-
! Name !! Due to [[The Final Experiment|TFE]]? !! Date !! Note
|-
| [[710_Extracts]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/@710_extracts6</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Amorel]] || Yes || 2024 ||
|-
| [[Austin Thompson]] || Not quite || 2024 ||
|-
| [[awildsamappears]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/Tg9JHhpiRKI?t=8848</ref><ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@awildsamappears</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[BennyBoy]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[Clear Cognition]] || || || Former Religiflerf
|-
| [[daniel.be.]] <ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJ2kli-ABNM&lc=UgxFxkfGOK0eWZueCat4AaABAg</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[David Sanchez]] || || ||
|-
| [[DirtCuz]]<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@dirt.cuz.twenty.t</ref> || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[DonnaAnne Truth]] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/@donnaannetruth9722</ref> || || ||
|-
| <del>[[Don't Follow Crumb]]</del> || Yes || 2025 || Went back to flat earth as of April 2025
|-
| [[Douglas Falk]] || || ||
|-
| [[Dylan_1884]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [[Elpapodeflores7683]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [[Freedominchrist23]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxldRb58-vphap-35qp3eX7qmKSqS7Bq6L</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[FreedomParadox]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [https://youtube.com/@heterodoxagnostic8070 HeterodoxAgnostic8070] (aka “Zetetik”)<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=DiMnB7XbTs8&lc=UgxSS34t2qi0jFqFKTN4AaABAg</ref> || No || 2025 ||
|-
| [https://youtube.com/@imenemy608 ImEnemy608]<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=r-lpPfXkU74&lc=UgxERPFuqOTJWCxD_j54AaABAg</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[IMTHE]] || || ||
|-
| [https://x.com/theogjasonadams Jason Adams] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/YZ9ExML9ZVs</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[Jeran Campanella]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Jose JG Gonzalez]] || No || 2018 ||
|-
| [[Joseph Ruggia]] || || ||
|-
| [[Joshua Stewart]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| KO || Yes || 2025 || ''requested anonymity''
|-
| [[Kole Knack-Broos]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Landry]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Lisbeth Acosta]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Maxim Alexander]] || || ||
|-
| MO || Yes || 2025 || ''requested anonymity''
|-
| [[Mike Check 1two]] || || 2022 ||
|-
| [[Nick Havok]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Nicki Green]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[Osko]] || Yes || 2025 || Active on Discord
|-
| [[Patricia Steere]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Paul On The Plane]] || Yes || 2025 || Former Religiflerf
|-
| [[PhoenixOracle]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[PJCNet]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Rachie 00000]] || || ||
|-
| [[Ranty]] || || 2022 ||
|-
| [[Celebrate Truth|Robbie Davidson]] || Yes || 2025 || Former Religiflerf
|-
| [[Rose777]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Ryan Hiser]] || || ||
|-
| [[Sean G]] || || ||
|-
| [[SeekTruth SpeakTruth]] || || ||
|-
| [[ShiftyEyes Shady]] || Yes || 2024 ||
|-
| [[Space Pope]] || || ||
|-
| [[The Obsessed Patriot]] || Yes || ||
|-
| [[Tiger Dan]] || No || 2016 || Former Religiflerf
|-
| [[Timothyhoneycutt3684]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
|}

see also [[Where are they now]] for a list of possible Escapees

= Screenshot Gallery =
[[File:DonnaAnneTruth-escapee.png]]

[[File:TheObsessedPatriot_escape_message.jpg]]

[[File:Maxim Alexander Ex Flerf.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Joseph_Ruggia_escapee.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Dylan 1884 Ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:FreedomParadox ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Elpapodeflores7683 ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Daniel be ex flerf.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Timothyhoneycutt Ex Flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:ImEnemy608 Escapee.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Freedominchrist23 Escapee.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Patricia Steere ex-flerf.jpeg|400px]]

= References =
<references/>

[[Category:Lists]]

Joshua Swift

2026-06-13T07:20:47Z

MCToon: /* Career Highlights (Criminal Record) */

{{Infobox|realName=Joshua Dale Swift|image=|location=Minnesota, US|platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@AuthenticIntent YouTube - Authentic Intent]}}

= Joshua Swift =

Joshua Dale Swift is a Minnesota-based flat Earth proponent and convicted sex offender. He gained notoriety in the flat Earth community through his YouTube channel "Authentic Intent" while simultaneously appealing his criminal conviction for third-degree criminal sexual conduct. Because apparently "doing your own research" on Earth's shape isn't the only questionable judgment call in his portfolio.

== The Authentic Intent (To Commit Crime) ==

Swift's YouTube channel "Authentic Intent" presents flat Earth content with a level of credibility you'd expect from someone whose other court appearances involve more serious matters than debating the curvature of the horizon. His authentic intent appears to be spreading misinformation about Earth's shape while conveniently omitting his own documented criminal history from his bio.

== Career Highlights (Criminal Record) ==

* '''Convicted Felon''' — Third-degree criminal sexual conduct, [https://law.justia.com/cases/minnesota/court-of-appeals/2018/a17-1615.html Minnesota Court Case A17-1615 (2018)]
* '''Failed Appellant''' — Argued evidence was "insufficient to support his conviction." Court responded: "We affirm." (Translation: Nice try, but no.)
* '''Minimum 144-Month Sentence''' — That's 12 years for those counting, or approximately 4,380 days of "research" he could have used to learn Earth is actually round
* '''Sex Offender Registry Candidate''' — Because when you're already denying reality about Earth's shape, why not also deny the consequences of your actions?

== Greatest Hits (Legal and Scientific) ==

{| class="wikitable"
! Claim !! Reality
|-
| "The Earth is flat" || Spheroid, as proven by centuries of science
|-
| "Evidence insufficient" || Court: "We affirm" (denied)
|-
| "Authentic Intent" || Intent was apparently authentic enough for a conviction
|-
| "Doing my own research" || Should have researched Minnesota sentencing guidelines
|}

== Flat Earth Community Connections ==

Swift has appeared on Karen B's show "Clearing the Air Like a Vacuum" — an appropriate title given that both flat Earth theories and his legal defense were full of hot air. Nothing says "credible researcher" like having a convicted sex offender as a guest to discuss "truth."

The flat Earth community's willingness to platform convicted criminals while simultaneously claiming NASA is the dishonest organization represents a level of cognitive dissonance that would be impressive if it weren't so disturbing.

== Current Status ==

Swift's current status depends on his parole situation, but his scientific credibility remains firmly incarcerated alongside his common sense. His appeal having been denied, he has plenty of time to contemplate why:
1. The Earth is demonstrably not flat
2. Appeals courts don't overturn convictions just because you don't like the verdict
3. Maybe YouTube isn't the best platform for people with his particular record

'''Recruiter Success Rate:''' Unknown, but his criminal record certainly makes him "authentic" about something, even if it's not intent to tell the truth about planetary geometry.

== See Also ==

* [[Karen B]] — Fellow flat Earther who platformed him
* [[Nathan Thompson]] - doensn't find his actions with a 13 year old offensive enough to avoid hanging out with his bro.

== External Links ==

* [https://www.youtube.com/@AuthenticIntent Authentic Intent YouTube Channel]
* Minnesota Court of Appeals Case A17-1615 (September 17, 2018) — ''State v. Joshua Dale Swift''

''"Third-degree criminal sexual conduct conviction: affirmed. Flat Earth theory: also affirmed (as false)."''

[[Category:American flerfs]]
[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:Convicted criminals]]
[[Category:Sex offenders]]
[[Category:Criminals]]

Escapees

2026-06-13T05:27:19Z

MCToon: /* List */

Here is the list of former flerfs. The flat earthers that escaped the cult.

Although existing pages for ex-flerfs belong in (and will therefore appear on) the [[:Category:Ex-flerfs]] page, this page includes items with no page. For that reason, '''this is meant to be the primary list''' on this wiki site.

'''This is a work in progress.''' If you are an escapee and want to be added to the WWF (We Were Flat) roles, you are welcome to create an account and add yourself. Otherwise, email [[User:MCToon|MCToon]] and he will add you to the list.

= List =

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Escapees
|-
! Name !! Due to [[The Final Experiment|TFE]]? !! Date !! Note
|-
| [[710_Extracts]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/@710_extracts6</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Amorel]] || Yes || 2024 ||
|-
| [[Austin Thompson]] || Not quite || 2024 ||
|-
| [[awildsamappears]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/Tg9JHhpiRKI?t=8848</ref><ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@awildsamappears</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[BennyBoy]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[Clear Cognition]] || || ||
|-
| [[daniel.be.]] <ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJ2kli-ABNM&lc=UgxFxkfGOK0eWZueCat4AaABAg</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[David Sanchez]] || || ||
|-
| [[DirtCuz]]<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@dirt.cuz.twenty.t</ref> || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[DonnaAnne Truth]] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/@donnaannetruth9722</ref> || || ||
|-
| <del>[[Don't Follow Crumb]]</del> || Yes || 2025 || Went back to flat earth as of April 2025
|-
| [[Douglas Falk]] || || ||
|-
| [[Dylan_1884]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [[Elpapodeflores7683]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [[Freedominchrist23]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxldRb58-vphap-35qp3eX7qmKSqS7Bq6L</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[FreedomParadox]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [https://youtube.com/@heterodoxagnostic8070 HeterodoxAgnostic8070] (aka “Zetetik”)<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=DiMnB7XbTs8&lc=UgxSS34t2qi0jFqFKTN4AaABAg</ref> || No || 2025 ||
|-
| [https://youtube.com/@imenemy608 ImEnemy608]<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=r-lpPfXkU74&lc=UgxERPFuqOTJWCxD_j54AaABAg</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[IMTHE]] || || ||
|-
| [https://x.com/theogjasonadams Jason Adams] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/YZ9ExML9ZVs</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[Jeran Campanella]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Jose JG Gonzalez]] || No || 2018 ||
|-
| [[Joseph Ruggia]] || || ||
|-
| [[Joshua Stewart]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| KO || Yes || 2025 || ''requested anonymity''
|-
| [[Kole Knack-Broos]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Landry]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Lisbeth Acosta]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Maxim Alexander]] || || ||
|-
| MO || Yes || 2025 || ''requested anonymity''
|-
| [[Mike Check 1two]] || || 2022 ||
|-
| [[Nick Havok]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Nicki Green]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[Osko]] || Yes || 2025 || Active on Discord
|-
| [[Patricia Steere]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Paul On The Plane]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[PhoenixOracle]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[PJCNet]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Rachie 00000]] || || ||
|-
| [[Ranty]] || || 2022 ||
|-
| [[Celebrate Truth|Robbie Davidson]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Rose777]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Ryan Hiser]] || || ||
|-
| [[Sean G]] || || ||
|-
| [[SeekTruth SpeakTruth]] || || ||
|-
| [[ShiftyEyes Shady]] || Yes || 2024 ||
|-
| [[Space Pope]] || || ||
|-
| [[The Obsessed Patriot]] || Yes || ||
|-
| [[Tiger Dan]] || No || 2016 ||
|-
| [[Timothyhoneycutt3684]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
|}

see also [[Where are they now]] for a list of possible Escapees

= Screenshot Gallery =
[[File:DonnaAnneTruth-escapee.png]]

[[File:TheObsessedPatriot_escape_message.jpg]]

[[File:Maxim Alexander Ex Flerf.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Joseph_Ruggia_escapee.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Dylan 1884 Ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:FreedomParadox ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Elpapodeflores7683 ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Daniel be ex flerf.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Timothyhoneycutt Ex Flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:ImEnemy608 Escapee.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Freedominchrist23 Escapee.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Patricia Steere ex-flerf.jpeg|400px]]

= References =
<references/>

[[Category:Lists]]

Escapees

2026-06-13T05:26:38Z

MCToon: /* List */

Here is the list of former flerfs. The flat earthers that escaped the cult.

Although existing pages for ex-flerfs belong in (and will therefore appear on) the [[:Category:Ex-flerfs]] page, this page includes items with no page. For that reason, '''this is meant to be the primary list''' on this wiki site.

'''This is a work in progress.''' If you are an escapee and want to be added to the WWF (We Were Flat) roles, you are welcome to create an account and add yourself. Otherwise, email [[User:MCToon|MCToon]] and he will add you to the list.

= List =

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Escapees
|-
! Name !! Due to [[The Final Experiment|TFE]]? !! Date !! Note
|-
| [[710_Extracts]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/@710_extracts6</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Amorel]] || Yes || 2024 ||
|-
| [[Austin Thompson]] || Not quite || 2024 ||
|-
| [[awildsamappears]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/Tg9JHhpiRKI?t=8848</ref><ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@awildsamappears</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[BennyBoy]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[Clear Cognition]] || || ||
|-
| [[daniel.be.]] <ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJ2kli-ABNM&lc=UgxFxkfGOK0eWZueCat4AaABAg</ref> || || ||
|-
| [[David Sanchez]] || || ||
|-
| [[DirtCuz]]<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@dirt.cuz.twenty.t</ref> || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[DonnaAnne Truth]] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/@donnaannetruth9722</ref> || || ||
|-
| <del>[[Don't Follow Crumb]]</del> || Yes || 2025 || Went back to flat earth as of April 2025
|-
| [[Douglas Falk]] || || ||
|-
| [[Dylan_1884]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [[Elpapodeflores7683]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [[Freedominchrist23]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxldRb58-vphap-35qp3eX7qmKSqS7Bq6L</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[FreedomParadox]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
| [https://youtube.com/@heterodoxagnostic8070 HeterodoxAgnostic8070] (aka “Zetetik”)<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=DiMnB7XbTs8&lc=UgxSS34t2qi0jFqFKTN4AaABAg</ref> || No || 2025 ||
|-
| [https://youtube.com/@imenemy608 ImEnemy608]<ref>https://youtube.com/watch?v=r-lpPfXkU74&lc=UgxERPFuqOTJWCxD_j54AaABAg</ref> || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[IMTHE]] || || ||
|-
| [https://x.com/theogjasonadams Jason Adams] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/YZ9ExML9ZVs</ref> || || ||
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| [[Jeran Campanella]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Jose JG Gonzalez]] || No || 2018 ||
|-
| [[Joseph Ruggia]] || || ||
|-
| [[Joshua Stewart]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| KO || Yes || 2025 || ''requested anonymity''
|-
| [[Kole Knack-Broos]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Landry]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Lisbeth Acosta]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Maxim Alexander]] || || ||
|-
| MO || Yes || 2025 || ''requested anonymity''
|-
| [[Mike Check 1two]] || || 2022 ||
|-
| [[Nick Havok]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Nicki Green]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[Osko]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Patricia Steere]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Paul On The Plane]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[PhoenixOracle]] || || 2026 ||
|-
| [[PJCNet]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Rachie 00000]] || || ||
|-
| [[Ranty]] || || 2022 ||
|-
| [[Celebrate Truth|Robbie Davidson]] || Yes || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Rose777]] || || 2025 ||
|-
| [[Ryan Hiser]] || || ||
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| [[Sean G]] || || ||
|-
| [[SeekTruth SpeakTruth]] || || ||
|-
| [[ShiftyEyes Shady]] || Yes || 2024 ||
|-
| [[Space Pope]] || || ||
|-
| [[The Obsessed Patriot]] || Yes || ||
|-
| [[Tiger Dan]] || No || 2016 ||
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| [[Timothyhoneycutt3684]] || Yes || 2025 || Fan of [[Jeran Campanella|Jeran]]
|-
|}

see also [[Where are they now]] for a list of possible Escapees

= Screenshot Gallery =
[[File:DonnaAnneTruth-escapee.png]]

[[File:TheObsessedPatriot_escape_message.jpg]]

[[File:Maxim Alexander Ex Flerf.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Joseph_Ruggia_escapee.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Dylan 1884 Ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:FreedomParadox ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Elpapodeflores7683 ex flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Daniel be ex flerf.jpg|400px]]

[[File:Timothyhoneycutt Ex Flerf.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:ImEnemy608 Escapee.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Freedominchrist23 Escapee.jpeg|400px]]

[[File:Patricia Steere ex-flerf.jpeg|400px]]

= References =
<references/>

[[Category:Lists]]

LudwigStrassennhaus

2026-06-11T16:41:51Z

MCToon: /* Gematria */

{{Infobox
|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|papa = [[Mark Sargent]]
|location=Toilet
|platform=YouTube
}}

LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus is 1975 in gematria, these words also have the same value, therefore, by his standard, he represents them:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men
* milk anything with nipples
* my dick reincarnated inside your asshole
* Hello Illuminati I Love You
* even my body stinks
* sexual depravity
* cursed corrupt witch
* cursed depraved evil
* deadly monstrous deceiver
* filthy malicious witch
* rotten depraved beelzebub
* shadowy cultist
* werewolfed

QoP

2026-06-08T18:27:27Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName=
| alias=Kee Ko Pip Quey Q-tip Virgin
| image=File:QoP.png
| platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@qiqopip YouTube] Discord
| papa = Himself
| religiflerf = Naw
| drinksUrine=From his baseball caps
| adoptedBy=
| teeth=4 less than usual
}}

Original description:
<blockquote>
Quey is a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch, but Jack Fetter still loves him, he really does.

No, really, Jack does. While it might appear Jack is always razzing him, he's just trying to get him ready for the big world by putting hair on his peaches. It can be a scary world out there, and Jack knows he is not far from big boy pants.
</blockquote>

QOP doesn't like this description so he personally wrote this response. No cap.
<blockquote>
bruhhhhhh 😭💀 
Jack Fetter what the actual sigma is this cap?? You really out here calling me a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch??? First of all, it's whiny with a Y, you can't even spell right and you're trying to mog me while rocking long sleeves like a whole arm-hiding NPC?? Not very big boy pants of you fr fr. At least I pull up in sleeveless shirts flexing the gains, unlike you staying covered up like a scaredy cat with negative aura.
I'm not whiny, you're just built like a negative rizz goblin with zero aura and every time I speak facts you start tweaking like it's Ohio at 3am on god. Ignorant?? ME?? Bro I was literally mewing and bussin on Duolingo streaks while you were still stuck in 2023 delulu vibes. Gen-alpha? Yeah no duh I'm the final boss of Gen Alpha, the skibidi sigma of your nightmares, but that don't make me a bitch it makes me the MAIN CHARACTER with max aura. 
And the virgin part?? 😭😭😭 Jack you are so pressed and cooked, you're projecting harder than a cinema in IMAX. My peaches got more hair than your whole bloodline and I flex them in sleeveless fits while you stay covered up like a twig-arm goblin. Stop lying on my name like that. I'm not "not far from big boy pants" — I'm already in the big boy pants AND sleeveless shirt combo, I'm in my big boy ERA. You're just mad cuz I mogged you in the group chat last week and you had to go silent like a glitchy NPC. 
You swear you "love me" but it's all "just trying to get me ready for the big world"?? Bro if this is love then I'm finna need a restraining order and a therapy arc. Stop fanum taxing my aura with your weak "razzing" — it's not even funny it's just mid. Every time you poke fun it's giving "old head trying to stay relevant" vibes and it's NOT SLAYING. 
Leave me alone Jack Fetter I'm literally just a sigma little meow meow trying to vibe in my sleeveless glory and you're out here writing whole paragraphs about my peaches like a certified hater who can't even show arm. Go touch grass, go level up your own rizz and maybe buy a tank top. I'm thriving, I'm eating good, I'm in my bag with max aura, and your description is straight CAP. 
No really, it's cap. The biggest cap in the game. Periodt. 🧢🧢🧢
</blockquote>

So, strike the first description from the record.

Thinks "qiqopip" is a Palindrome.

Is the self proclaimed Worlds very very expert in oil. His favourite, Extra Virgin olive oil.

Bitched about being muted and kicked on Discord, so created its own server and now does that very same thing. Hypocritical much?
He is so unimpressed that people don't put him on a pedestal, as some sort of god like figure, throws a fit, deletes he server, only to start it up again.

Is so desperate for attention, tries really hard to come across as an Alpha, flexes, and without fail, shows his Omega status.
Is so dumb, he tags behind Sancho Panza.

Claims to be the one responsible for WitSPiT going into hiding. But WitSpiT is back, so go figure.

Was touted as the "New Breed of Flerfs" by sincleanserr, but when debating MCToon, sincleanserr called him a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?t=470&si=zfdTf4S1UQc2duif pus-e] in the discord chat, then the realization he might be [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=DjEWOFM_Er_Vzn_R&t=2136 stupid], then accepting he is [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JsaphToFLLTnYarV&t=2209 stupid], [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=OYSqzT93LVLSYUIS&t=2257 stands] by him one more time, offers some [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JTfUChKEI-kWT1MT&t=2461 encouragement], and finally sincleanserr accepts the [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=0PAVAi3kV0gss4V1&t=2608 ship is sinking] for such poor debating ability and knowledge. In classic flerf fashion, turns on him, and trolls Quey for being such a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=4QiklQieQzzSUY6W&t=5025 stooge].

== WitSpit Smackdown ==
[https://www.youtube.com/live/1XKgDmP9fWk?si=ad66up3EB_U7s3Hd&t=385 But Whyyyyyyy]
 
"Dude, you are an Artist". Shut up Wesley...
 
 
This is some of the best AI work created to date, and could not have been used on the more deserving Scumbag. Credit where credit is due, Well done QoP(or Qiqopip, or whatever the f**k you call yourself).
 
 
Will you be like Prince and change your name every couple of years?
 
 
WitSpit being a spineless coward, tried to get access to perosnal message sent between QoP and his ex(without her knowledge), so he could persue legal proceeding against her, as stated by QoP.

= Rizz =
All Rizz related fax he be spittin 

=== Sleeves ===
Too cool for sleeves, so Mommy cuts them off, as he doesn't know how to use scissors

=== Rave Gloves ===
QOP owns Rave Gloves.

=== STDs as Proof of all the Action He Gets ===
As "proof" that he's not a virgin he claims to have plenty of [https://www.youtube.com/live/uAH5kJgUXXo?si=neOYyJqIPtmM_Wfb&t=3447 STD's]. A great way to scare off any people that could terminate his virgin status.

=== Chatting Up Ky ===
Since QOP takes credit for running WitSpit off the internet he is now courting WitSpit's former partner, Ky.

[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_a.webp|400px]] 
[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_b.webp|400px]] 

Well, '''trying''' to court.

= Boring non-Rizz Related Stuff =

== Employment ==
[[File:QOP_Job_Situation.png]]

== Meltdown and Server Deletion (2026-04-18 → 2026-04-19) ==

Over roughly 30 hours, QoP staged a full public meltdown in his "Anti-Truther League" Discord server — complaining that members failed to promote his content, insulting named members individually, pre-announcing then completing a server deletion, briefly reopening it, and finally deleting it for good the next afternoon.

=== Lead-up (2026-04-16 → 2026-04-17) ===
* '''2026-04-16 06:37''' (''#quaps-youtube-links'') — Posts a self-congratulatory meme: ''"That face when qop mogs you."''
* '''2026-04-16 21:53''' (''#quaps-server-announcements'') — Announces Ep. 25 of "Anti-Truther League" ft. MCToon: ''"we are live bitches / plz share the youtube stream / we do not get paid by the government to do this like geo and [[Riggs]] do."''
* '''2026-04-17 22:41''' (''#quaps-read-only-text'') — ''"women being christian makes more sense cuz they are submissive easily persuaded humans / but men waiting for another man to come save them is the gayest thing in the world."''

=== The meltdown (2026-04-18) ===

[[File:QoP_meltdown_announcements_past_streams_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Past-streams post in the announcements channel, "resulting in the server u guys like being deleted"]]

* '''11:35''' — ''"here are all the past streams u guys didnt share resulting in the server u guys like being deleted."''
* '''11:36''' — ''"here are all the vids i made that u guys wouldnt even share on other text chats."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_cope_memes_2026-04-18.png|thumb|QoP-mogs-you meme alongside the vids post]]

* '''11:47''' — ''"ur not a truther if ur a christian, ur admittedly religious and that is objectively illogical."''
* '''11:55''' — extended rant equating christians with "lefties" and comparing religious belief to fearing Santa; claims to have been ''"hit by an 18 wheeler"'' and survived, and to have ''"met god."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_christians_miracles_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Christians / 18-wheeler / "met god" rant]]

* '''11:57''' — ''"im prob gonna delete this server / u guys r holding me back ... all of u r religious in some way and close minded to changing."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_read_only_text_prob_gonna_delete_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Im prob gonna delete this server"]]

* '''12:03''' — ''"ive had miracles done to me many times ... because im closer to the next dimension then all of u ... if u want to vc w me u can pay me lol."''
* '''12:05''' — ''"@everyone dont dm me why did i delete the server / or i miss ur vc all these other vcs r boring / u guys failed at helping me out."'' Server is deleted, then shortly after reappears.

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_server_deleted_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Cross-posted deletion notice in #quaps-youtube-links]]

* '''12:25''' — ''"here come all the dms / ... witsits audience pays for all his bills and all i asked u guys was to promote my videos ... u guys r some useless eaters ... being king of discord is my lamest accomplishment."'' Signs off with ''"enjoy [[Riggs]] and geo, torah pure rigor gallatrax."''
* '''12:33''' — names-and-insults pass (paraphrased verbatim): ''"@McGoons Daddy has downs / @MOD KITTY has low iq from being malnutritioned / @unknown-user is senile / @MAXXXY PADS may have been neutered / @TakingBackEden FE that ones too easy."'' Concludes ''"i will be hoarding my wisdom from now on ... god is clearly telling me my job here is not to help others lol."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_useless_eaters_member_insults_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Useless eaters" message and member-by-member insults]]

* '''Earlier same day''' — separately: ''"i spent hours last night explaining to @MOD KITTY all the contradictions in the christian world view and his steelman at the end was 'u just said nuh uh' lol,"'' followed by ''"beings that can be tricked by such lies deserve to be tricked by such lies, just like a fish deserves to get eaten after biting a hook."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_mod_kitty_contradictions_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Mod Kitty contradictions rant]]

=== Final trigger and permanent deletion (2026-04-19) ===

* '''08:04''' — pre-deletion rant mocking community members for expecting heaven ''"w some jewish guys"''; ''"their heaven is to be with a man forever."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_women_submissive_heaven_rant_2026-04-18_19.png|thumb|Final pre-deletion rant]]

* '''~16:36''' — Community member '''Wesley''' observes QoP alone in the server's VIP voice channel (5:10 runtime, muted, zero other participants). QoP is DM'd a screenshot of the empty VC alongside the "Milhouse alone at the playground" meme.
* '''Minutes later''' — apparently triggered by the DM, QoP permanently deletes the Anti-Truther League Discord server.

Dr John D

2026-06-08T06:46:52Z

MCToon: Created page with "{{Infobox | realName = Nick Street | alias=Dr. John D. | image = File:Dr._John_D_aka_Nick_Street_headshot.png | location = Worthing, UK | platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@drjohnd.9508] [https://www.youtube.com/@drjohnd.9508 YouTube] | papa = | antisemite = Unknown | religiflerf = Unknown | drinksUrine = never been falsified }} Flerfs like to claim that credentials don't matter and that they don't care at all about credentials. Until they find a flerf that has c..."

{{Infobox
| realName = Nick Street
| alias=Dr. John D.
| image = File:Dr._John_D_aka_Nick_Street_headshot.png
| location = Worthing, UK
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@drjohnd.9508] [https://www.youtube.com/@drjohnd.9508 YouTube]
| papa =
| antisemite = Unknown
| religiflerf = Unknown
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
}}

Flerfs like to claim that credentials don't matter and that they don't care at all about credentials. Until they find a flerf that has credentials. Then he is automatically correct about everything he says and credentials are awesome.

Dr. John D says he is a PhD in some optics type field. But is he really?

== Who is Dr. John D ==
On July 8, 2020 Dr. John D was on a livestream with [[Ranty]] and he was screen sharing. He [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTBZmBcKgPI&t=6668s showed his entire desktop]. Revealing that his name is Nick Street.

[[File:Ranty_Livestream_2020-07-08_with_Dr_John_D_desktop_showing.png|600px]]

Is his real name Nick Street? Searching for that name we find that there is a Nick Street that did a [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/388956994/lords-of-war-fantasy-battles Kickstarter] for a board game called "Lords of War". This company has a YouTube channel, the video [https://youtu.be/V3BQ42hGOgo?si=06HliCH-sQdWF-4C&t=3 Lords of War Kickstarter!] shows Nick Street walking out of his house.]

[[File:Lords_of_War_Kickstarter_house.png|600px]]

Then in a [https://youtu.be/M9kPpQdeAXg?t=254 Dr. John D video] we see Dr. John D standing on his garage. Notice the neighbor's house has the same roof, dormers, and windows.

[[File:Dr_John_D_Outside_house.webp|600px|Dr. John D Video]]

This, and other things not documented here, confirms that Dr. John D is Nick Street of Worthing, UK.

In the video [https://youtu.be/XHoQq-GPqPQ?si=bJS8BjSM0HyhtFq3&t=12 Lords of War - Where on Middle Earth can we find you] we have a smashing photo of Nick Street.

[[File:Lords_of_War_-_Where_on_Middle_Earth_can_we_find_you-0001.png|600px]]

== Credentials ==
Now that we know who he is, is he actually a PhD?

Searches reveal a thesis: [https://doi.org/10.1117/12.339045 Fluorescence-based measurement of water-dissolved Nitrate ions]. The advisor is Ashutosh Sharma from Cranfield University, School of Mechanical Engineering, 1999.

[[File:Nick_Street_Thesis_card.webp|600px]]

So, it appears he has a published Thesis and he is likely a PhD from a University, likely in the field of Mechanical Engineering.

So why does he compute the effects of refraction so poorly? It's embarrassing. In the "flat earth research" he's participated in he always computed refraction wrong. This is why peer review exists. To tell his he's wrong and that he needs to correct his errors.

File:Nick Street Thesis card.webp

2026-06-08T06:40:08Z

MCToon:

File:Lords of War - Where on Middle Earth can we find you-0001.png

2026-06-08T06:29:12Z

MCToon:

File:Dr. John D aka Nick Street headshot.png

2026-06-08T06:28:57Z

MCToon:

File:Lords of War Kickstarter house.png

2026-06-08T06:14:41Z

MCToon:

File:Dr John D Outside house.webp

2026-06-08T05:53:53Z

MCToon:

File:Ranty Livestream 2020-07-08 with Dr John D desktop showing.png

2026-06-08T05:46:41Z

MCToon:

QoP

2026-06-08T05:10:36Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName=
| alias=Kee Ko Pip Quey Q-tip Virgin
| image=File:QoP.png
| platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@qiqopip YouTube] Discord
| papa = Himself
| religiflerf = Naw
| drinksUrine=From his baseball caps
| adoptedBy=
| teeth=4 less than usual
}}

Original description:
<blockquote>
Quey is a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch, but Jack Fetter still loves him, he really does.

No, really, Jack does. While it might appear Jack is always razzing him, he's just trying to get him ready for the big world by putting hair on his peaches. It can be a scary world out there, and Jack knows he is not far from big boy pants.
</blockquote>

QOP doesn't like this description so he wants this as the description instead:
<blockquote>
bruhhhhhh 😭💀 
Jack Fetter what the actual sigma is this cap?? You really out here calling me a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch??? First of all, it's whiny with a Y, you can't even spell right and you're trying to mog me while rocking long sleeves like a whole arm-hiding NPC?? Not very big boy pants of you fr fr. At least I pull up in sleeveless shirts flexing the gains, unlike you staying covered up like a scaredy cat with negative aura.
I'm not whiny, you're just built like a negative rizz goblin with zero aura and every time I speak facts you start tweaking like it's Ohio at 3am on god. Ignorant?? ME?? Bro I was literally mewing and bussin on Duolingo streaks while you were still stuck in 2023 delulu vibes. Gen-alpha? Yeah no duh I'm the final boss of Gen Alpha, the skibidi sigma of your nightmares, but that don't make me a bitch it makes me the MAIN CHARACTER with max aura. 
And the virgin part?? 😭😭😭 Jack you are so pressed and cooked, you're projecting harder than a cinema in IMAX. My peaches got more hair than your whole bloodline and I flex them in sleeveless fits while you stay covered up like a twig-arm goblin. Stop lying on my name like that. I'm not "not far from big boy pants" — I'm already in the big boy pants AND sleeveless shirt combo, I'm in my big boy ERA. You're just mad cuz I mogged you in the group chat last week and you had to go silent like a glitchy NPC. 
You swear you "love me" but it's all "just trying to get me ready for the big world"?? Bro if this is love then I'm finna need a restraining order and a therapy arc. Stop fanum taxing my aura with your weak "razzing" — it's not even funny it's just mid. Every time you poke fun it's giving "old head trying to stay relevant" vibes and it's NOT SLAYING. 
Leave me alone Jack Fetter I'm literally just a sigma little meow meow trying to vibe in my sleeveless glory and you're out here writing whole paragraphs about my peaches like a certified hater who can't even show arm. Go touch grass, go level up your own rizz and maybe buy a tank top. I'm thriving, I'm eating good, I'm in my bag with max aura, and your description is straight CAP. 
No really, it's cap. The biggest cap in the game. Periodt. 🧢🧢🧢
</blockquote>

So, strike the first description from the record.

Thinks "qiqopip" is a Palindrome.

Is the self proclaimed Worlds very very expert in oil. His favourite, Extra Virgin olive oil.

Bitched about being muted and kicked on Discord, so created its own server and now does that very same thing. Hypocritical much?
He is so unimpressed that people don't put him on a pedestal, as some sort of god like figure, throws a fit, deletes he server, only to start it up again.

Is so desperate for attention, tries really hard to come across as an Alpha, flexes, and without fail, shows his Omega status.
Is so dumb, he tags behind Sancho Panza.

Claims to be the one responsible for WitSPiT going into hiding. But WitSpiT is back, so go figure.

Was touted as the "New Breed of Flerfs" by sincleanserr, but when debating MCToon, sincleanserr called him a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?t=470&si=zfdTf4S1UQc2duif pus-e] in the discord chat, then the realization he might be [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=DjEWOFM_Er_Vzn_R&t=2136 stupid], then accepting he is [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JsaphToFLLTnYarV&t=2209 stupid], [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=OYSqzT93LVLSYUIS&t=2257 stands] by him one more time, offers some [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JTfUChKEI-kWT1MT&t=2461 encouragement], and finally sincleanserr accepts the [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=0PAVAi3kV0gss4V1&t=2608 ship is sinking] for such poor debating ability and knowledge. In classic flerf fashion, turns on him, and trolls Quey for being such a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=4QiklQieQzzSUY6W&t=5025 stooge].

== WitSpit Smackdown ==
[https://www.youtube.com/live/1XKgDmP9fWk?si=ad66up3EB_U7s3Hd&t=385 But Whyyyyyyy]
 
"Dude, you are an Artist". Shut up Wesley...
 
 
This is some of the best AI work created to date, and could not have been used on the more deserving Scumbag. Credit where credit is due, Well done QoP(or Qiqopip, or whatever the f**k you call yourself).
 
 
Will you be like Prince and change your name every couple of years?
 
 
WitSpit being a spineless coward, tried to get access to perosnal message sent between QoP and his ex(without her knowledge), so he could persue legal proceeding against her, as stated by QoP.

= Rizz =
All Rizz related fax he be spittin 

=== Sleeves ===
Too cool for sleeves, so Mommy cuts them off, as he doesn't know how to use scissors

=== Rave Gloves ===
QOP owns Rave Gloves.

=== STDs as Proof of all the Action He Gets ===
As "proof" that he's not a virgin he claims to have plenty of [https://www.youtube.com/live/uAH5kJgUXXo?si=neOYyJqIPtmM_Wfb&t=3447 STD's]. A great way to scare off any people that could terminate his virgin status.

=== Chatting Up Ky ===
Since QOP takes credit for running WitSpit off the internet he is now courting WitSpit's former partner, Ky.

[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_a.webp|400px]] 
[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_b.webp|400px]] 

Well, '''trying''' to court.

= Boring non-Rizz Related Stuff =

== Employment ==
[[File:QOP_Job_Situation.png]]

== Meltdown and Server Deletion (2026-04-18 → 2026-04-19) ==

Over roughly 30 hours, QoP staged a full public meltdown in his "Anti-Truther League" Discord server — complaining that members failed to promote his content, insulting named members individually, pre-announcing then completing a server deletion, briefly reopening it, and finally deleting it for good the next afternoon.

=== Lead-up (2026-04-16 → 2026-04-17) ===
* '''2026-04-16 06:37''' (''#quaps-youtube-links'') — Posts a self-congratulatory meme: ''"That face when qop mogs you."''
* '''2026-04-16 21:53''' (''#quaps-server-announcements'') — Announces Ep. 25 of "Anti-Truther League" ft. MCToon: ''"we are live bitches / plz share the youtube stream / we do not get paid by the government to do this like geo and [[Riggs]] do."''
* '''2026-04-17 22:41''' (''#quaps-read-only-text'') — ''"women being christian makes more sense cuz they are submissive easily persuaded humans / but men waiting for another man to come save them is the gayest thing in the world."''

=== The meltdown (2026-04-18) ===

[[File:QoP_meltdown_announcements_past_streams_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Past-streams post in the announcements channel, "resulting in the server u guys like being deleted"]]

* '''11:35''' — ''"here are all the past streams u guys didnt share resulting in the server u guys like being deleted."''
* '''11:36''' — ''"here are all the vids i made that u guys wouldnt even share on other text chats."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_cope_memes_2026-04-18.png|thumb|QoP-mogs-you meme alongside the vids post]]

* '''11:47''' — ''"ur not a truther if ur a christian, ur admittedly religious and that is objectively illogical."''
* '''11:55''' — extended rant equating christians with "lefties" and comparing religious belief to fearing Santa; claims to have been ''"hit by an 18 wheeler"'' and survived, and to have ''"met god."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_christians_miracles_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Christians / 18-wheeler / "met god" rant]]

* '''11:57''' — ''"im prob gonna delete this server / u guys r holding me back ... all of u r religious in some way and close minded to changing."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_read_only_text_prob_gonna_delete_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Im prob gonna delete this server"]]

* '''12:03''' — ''"ive had miracles done to me many times ... because im closer to the next dimension then all of u ... if u want to vc w me u can pay me lol."''
* '''12:05''' — ''"@everyone dont dm me why did i delete the server / or i miss ur vc all these other vcs r boring / u guys failed at helping me out."'' Server is deleted, then shortly after reappears.

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_server_deleted_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Cross-posted deletion notice in #quaps-youtube-links]]

* '''12:25''' — ''"here come all the dms / ... witsits audience pays for all his bills and all i asked u guys was to promote my videos ... u guys r some useless eaters ... being king of discord is my lamest accomplishment."'' Signs off with ''"enjoy [[Riggs]] and geo, torah pure rigor gallatrax."''
* '''12:33''' — names-and-insults pass (paraphrased verbatim): ''"@McGoons Daddy has downs / @MOD KITTY has low iq from being malnutritioned / @unknown-user is senile / @MAXXXY PADS may have been neutered / @TakingBackEden FE that ones too easy."'' Concludes ''"i will be hoarding my wisdom from now on ... god is clearly telling me my job here is not to help others lol."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_useless_eaters_member_insults_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Useless eaters" message and member-by-member insults]]

* '''Earlier same day''' — separately: ''"i spent hours last night explaining to @MOD KITTY all the contradictions in the christian world view and his steelman at the end was 'u just said nuh uh' lol,"'' followed by ''"beings that can be tricked by such lies deserve to be tricked by such lies, just like a fish deserves to get eaten after biting a hook."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_mod_kitty_contradictions_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Mod Kitty contradictions rant]]

=== Final trigger and permanent deletion (2026-04-19) ===

* '''08:04''' — pre-deletion rant mocking community members for expecting heaven ''"w some jewish guys"''; ''"their heaven is to be with a man forever."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_women_submissive_heaven_rant_2026-04-18_19.png|thumb|Final pre-deletion rant]]

* '''~16:36''' — Community member '''Wesley''' observes QoP alone in the server's VIP voice channel (5:10 runtime, muted, zero other participants). QoP is DM'd a screenshot of the empty VC alongside the "Milhouse alone at the playground" meme.
* '''Minutes later''' — apparently triggered by the DM, QoP permanently deletes the Anti-Truther League Discord server.

QoP

2026-06-08T00:56:04Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName=
| alias=Quey Q-tip Virgin
| image=File:QoP.png
| platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@qiqopip YouTube] Discord
| papa = Himself
| religiflerf = Naw
| drinksUrine=From his baseball caps
| adoptedBy=
| teeth=4 less than usual
}}

Original description:
<blockquote>
Quey is a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch, but Jack Fetter still loves him, he really does.

No, really, Jack does. While it might appear Jack is always razzing him, he's just trying to get him ready for the big world by putting hair on his peaches. It can be a scary world out there, and Jack knows he is not far from big boy pants.
</blockquote>

QOP doesn't like this description so he wants this as the description instead:
<blockquote>
bruhhhhhh 😭💀 
Jack Fetter what the actual sigma is this cap?? You really out here calling me a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch??? First of all, it's whiny with a Y, you can't even spell right and you're trying to mog me while rocking long sleeves like a whole arm-hiding NPC?? Not very big boy pants of you fr fr. At least I pull up in sleeveless shirts flexing the gains, unlike you staying covered up like a scaredy cat with negative aura.
I'm not whiny, you're just built like a negative rizz goblin with zero aura and every time I speak facts you start tweaking like it's Ohio at 3am on god. Ignorant?? ME?? Bro I was literally mewing and bussin on Duolingo streaks while you were still stuck in 2023 delulu vibes. Gen-alpha? Yeah no duh I'm the final boss of Gen Alpha, the skibidi sigma of your nightmares, but that don't make me a bitch it makes me the MAIN CHARACTER with max aura. 
And the virgin part?? 😭😭😭 Jack you are so pressed and cooked, you're projecting harder than a cinema in IMAX. My peaches got more hair than your whole bloodline and I flex them in sleeveless fits while you stay covered up like a twig-arm goblin. Stop lying on my name like that. I'm not "not far from big boy pants" — I'm already in the big boy pants AND sleeveless shirt combo, I'm in my big boy ERA. You're just mad cuz I mogged you in the group chat last week and you had to go silent like a glitchy NPC. 
You swear you "love me" but it's all "just trying to get me ready for the big world"?? Bro if this is love then I'm finna need a restraining order and a therapy arc. Stop fanum taxing my aura with your weak "razzing" — it's not even funny it's just mid. Every time you poke fun it's giving "old head trying to stay relevant" vibes and it's NOT SLAYING. 
Leave me alone Jack Fetter I'm literally just a sigma little meow meow trying to vibe in my sleeveless glory and you're out here writing whole paragraphs about my peaches like a certified hater who can't even show arm. Go touch grass, go level up your own rizz and maybe buy a tank top. I'm thriving, I'm eating good, I'm in my bag with max aura, and your description is straight CAP. 
No really, it's cap. The biggest cap in the game. Periodt. 🧢🧢🧢
</blockquote>

So, strike the first description from the record.

Thinks "qiqopip" is a Palindrome.

Is the self proclaimed Worlds very very expert in oil. His favourite, Extra Virgin olive oil.

Bitched about being muted and kicked on Discord, so created its own server and now does that very same thing. Hypocritical much?
He is so unimpressed that people don't put him on a pedestal, as some sort of god like figure, throws a fit, deletes he server, only to start it up again.

Is so desperate for attention, tries really hard to come across as an Alpha, flexes, and without fail, shows his Omega status.
Is so dumb, he tags behind Sancho Panza.

Claims to be the one responsible for WitSPiT going into hiding. But WitSpiT is back, so go figure.

Was touted as the "New Breed of Flerfs" by sincleanserr, but when debating MCToon, sincleanserr called him a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?t=470&si=zfdTf4S1UQc2duif pus-e] in the discord chat, then the realization he might be [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=DjEWOFM_Er_Vzn_R&t=2136 stupid], then accepting he is [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JsaphToFLLTnYarV&t=2209 stupid], [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=OYSqzT93LVLSYUIS&t=2257 stands] by him one more time, offers some [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JTfUChKEI-kWT1MT&t=2461 encouragement], and finally sincleanserr accepts the [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=0PAVAi3kV0gss4V1&t=2608 ship is sinking] for such poor debating ability and knowledge. In classic flerf fashion, turns on him, and trolls Quey for being such a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=4QiklQieQzzSUY6W&t=5025 stooge].

== WitSpit Smackdown ==
[https://www.youtube.com/live/1XKgDmP9fWk?si=ad66up3EB_U7s3Hd&t=385 But Whyyyyyyy]
 
"Dude, you are an Artist". Shut up Wesley...
 
 
This is some of the best AI work created to date, and could not have been used on the more deserving Scumbag. Credit where credit is due, Well done QoP(or Qiqopip, or whatever the f**k you call yourself).
 
 
Will you be like Prince and change your name every couple of years?
 
 
WitSpit being a spineless coward, tried to get access to perosnal message sent between QoP and his ex(without her knowledge), so he could persue legal proceeding against her, as stated by QoP.

= Rizz =
All Rizz related fax he be spittin 

=== Sleeves ===
Too cool for sleeves, so Mommy cuts them off, as he doesn't know how to use scissors

=== Rave Gloves ===
QOP owns Rave Gloves.

=== STDs as Proof of all the Action He Gets ===
As "proof" that he's not a virgin he claims to have plenty of [https://www.youtube.com/live/uAH5kJgUXXo?si=neOYyJqIPtmM_Wfb&t=3447 STD's]. A great way to scare off any people that could terminate his virgin status.

=== Chatting Up Ky ===
Since QOP takes credit for running WitSpit off the internet he is now courting WitSpit's former partner, Ky.

[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_a.webp|400px]] 
[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_b.webp|400px]] 

Well, '''trying''' to court.

= Boring non-Rizz Related Stuff =

== Employment ==
[[File:QOP_Job_Situation.png]]

== Meltdown and Server Deletion (2026-04-18 → 2026-04-19) ==

Over roughly 30 hours, QoP staged a full public meltdown in his "Anti-Truther League" Discord server — complaining that members failed to promote his content, insulting named members individually, pre-announcing then completing a server deletion, briefly reopening it, and finally deleting it for good the next afternoon.

=== Lead-up (2026-04-16 → 2026-04-17) ===
* '''2026-04-16 06:37''' (''#quaps-youtube-links'') — Posts a self-congratulatory meme: ''"That face when qop mogs you."''
* '''2026-04-16 21:53''' (''#quaps-server-announcements'') — Announces Ep. 25 of "Anti-Truther League" ft. MCToon: ''"we are live bitches / plz share the youtube stream / we do not get paid by the government to do this like geo and [[Riggs]] do."''
* '''2026-04-17 22:41''' (''#quaps-read-only-text'') — ''"women being christian makes more sense cuz they are submissive easily persuaded humans / but men waiting for another man to come save them is the gayest thing in the world."''

=== The meltdown (2026-04-18) ===

[[File:QoP_meltdown_announcements_past_streams_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Past-streams post in the announcements channel, "resulting in the server u guys like being deleted"]]

* '''11:35''' — ''"here are all the past streams u guys didnt share resulting in the server u guys like being deleted."''
* '''11:36''' — ''"here are all the vids i made that u guys wouldnt even share on other text chats."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_cope_memes_2026-04-18.png|thumb|QoP-mogs-you meme alongside the vids post]]

* '''11:47''' — ''"ur not a truther if ur a christian, ur admittedly religious and that is objectively illogical."''
* '''11:55''' — extended rant equating christians with "lefties" and comparing religious belief to fearing Santa; claims to have been ''"hit by an 18 wheeler"'' and survived, and to have ''"met god."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_christians_miracles_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Christians / 18-wheeler / "met god" rant]]

* '''11:57''' — ''"im prob gonna delete this server / u guys r holding me back ... all of u r religious in some way and close minded to changing."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_read_only_text_prob_gonna_delete_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Im prob gonna delete this server"]]

* '''12:03''' — ''"ive had miracles done to me many times ... because im closer to the next dimension then all of u ... if u want to vc w me u can pay me lol."''
* '''12:05''' — ''"@everyone dont dm me why did i delete the server / or i miss ur vc all these other vcs r boring / u guys failed at helping me out."'' Server is deleted, then shortly after reappears.

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_server_deleted_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Cross-posted deletion notice in #quaps-youtube-links]]

* '''12:25''' — ''"here come all the dms / ... witsits audience pays for all his bills and all i asked u guys was to promote my videos ... u guys r some useless eaters ... being king of discord is my lamest accomplishment."'' Signs off with ''"enjoy [[Riggs]] and geo, torah pure rigor gallatrax."''
* '''12:33''' — names-and-insults pass (paraphrased verbatim): ''"@McGoons Daddy has downs / @MOD KITTY has low iq from being malnutritioned / @unknown-user is senile / @MAXXXY PADS may have been neutered / @TakingBackEden FE that ones too easy."'' Concludes ''"i will be hoarding my wisdom from now on ... god is clearly telling me my job here is not to help others lol."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_useless_eaters_member_insults_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Useless eaters" message and member-by-member insults]]

* '''Earlier same day''' — separately: ''"i spent hours last night explaining to @MOD KITTY all the contradictions in the christian world view and his steelman at the end was 'u just said nuh uh' lol,"'' followed by ''"beings that can be tricked by such lies deserve to be tricked by such lies, just like a fish deserves to get eaten after biting a hook."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_mod_kitty_contradictions_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Mod Kitty contradictions rant]]

=== Final trigger and permanent deletion (2026-04-19) ===

* '''08:04''' — pre-deletion rant mocking community members for expecting heaven ''"w some jewish guys"''; ''"their heaven is to be with a man forever."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_women_submissive_heaven_rant_2026-04-18_19.png|thumb|Final pre-deletion rant]]

* '''~16:36''' — Community member '''Wesley''' observes QoP alone in the server's VIP voice channel (5:10 runtime, muted, zero other participants). QoP is DM'd a screenshot of the empty VC alongside the "Milhouse alone at the playground" meme.
* '''Minutes later''' — apparently triggered by the DM, QoP permanently deletes the Anti-Truther League Discord server.

QoP

2026-06-07T00:21:16Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName=
| alias=Quey Q-tip Virgin
| image=File:QoP.png
| platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@qiqopip YouTube] Discord
| papa = Himself
| religiflerf = Naw
| drinksUrine=From his baseball caps
| adoptedBy=
| teeth=4 less than usual
}}

Quey is a whinny ignorant little gen-alpha virgin bitch, but Jack Fetter still loves him, he really does.

No, really, Jack does. While it might appear Jack is always razzing him, he's just trying to get him ready for the big world by putting hair on his peaches. It can be a scary world out there, and Jack knows he is not far from big boy pants.

Thinks "qiqopip" is a Palindrome.

Is the self proclaimed Worlds very very expert in oil. His favourite, Extra Virgin olive oil.

Bitched about being muted and kicked on Discord, so created its own server and now does that very same thing. Hypocritical much?
He is so unimpressed that people don't put him on a pedestal, as some sort of god like figure, throws a fit, deletes he server, only to start it up again.

Is so desperate for attention, tries really hard to come across as an Alpha, flexes, and without fail, shows his Omega status.
Is so dumb, he tags behind Sancho Panza.

Claims to be the one responsible for WitSPiT going into hiding. But WitSpiT is back, so go figure.

Was touted as the "New Breed of Flerfs" by sincleanserr, but when debating MCToon, sincleanserr called him a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?t=470&si=zfdTf4S1UQc2duif pus-e] in the discord chat, then the realization he might be [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=DjEWOFM_Er_Vzn_R&t=2136 stupid], then accepting he is [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JsaphToFLLTnYarV&t=2209 stupid], [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=OYSqzT93LVLSYUIS&t=2257 stands] by him one more time, offers some [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=JTfUChKEI-kWT1MT&t=2461 encouragement], and finally sincleanserr accepts the [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=0PAVAi3kV0gss4V1&t=2608 ship is sinking] for such poor debating ability and knowledge. In classic flerf fashion, turns on him, and trolls Quey for being such a [https://www.youtube.com/live/1FyQf-Ssa4k?si=4QiklQieQzzSUY6W&t=5025 stooge].

== WitSpit Smackdown ==
[https://www.youtube.com/live/1XKgDmP9fWk?si=ad66up3EB_U7s3Hd&t=385 But Whyyyyyyy]
 
"Dude, you are an Artist". Shut up Wesley...
 
 
This is some of the best AI work created to date, and could not have been used on the more deserving Scumbag. Credit where credit is due, Well done QoP(or Qiqopip, or whatever the f**k you call yourself).
 
 
Will you be like Prince and change your name every couple of years?
 
 
WitSpit being a spineless coward, tried to get access to perosnal message sent between QoP and his ex(without her knowledge), so he could persue legal proceeding against her, as stated by QoP.

= Rizz =
All Rizz related fax he be spittin 

=== Sleeves ===
Too cool for sleeves, so Mommy cuts them off, as he doesn't know how to use scissors

=== Rave Gloves ===
QOP owns Rave Gloves.

=== STDs as Proof of all the Action He Gets ===
As "proof" that he's not a virgin he claims to have plenty of [https://www.youtube.com/live/uAH5kJgUXXo?si=neOYyJqIPtmM_Wfb&t=3447 STD's]. A great way to scare off any people that could terminate his virgin status.

=== Chatting Up Ky ===
Since QOP takes credit for running WitSpit off the internet he is now courting WitSpit's former partner, Ky.

[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_a.webp|400px]] 
[[File:QOP_hitting_on_Ky_and_Ky_trashing_Witspit_2026-04_b.webp|400px]] 

Well, '''trying''' to court.

= Boring non-Rizz Related Stuff =

== Employment ==
[[File:QOP_Job_Situation.png]]

== Meltdown and Server Deletion (2026-04-18 → 2026-04-19) ==

Over roughly 30 hours, QoP staged a full public meltdown in his "Anti-Truther League" Discord server — complaining that members failed to promote his content, insulting named members individually, pre-announcing then completing a server deletion, briefly reopening it, and finally deleting it for good the next afternoon.

=== Lead-up (2026-04-16 → 2026-04-17) ===
* '''2026-04-16 06:37''' (''#quaps-youtube-links'') — Posts a self-congratulatory meme: ''"That face when qop mogs you."''
* '''2026-04-16 21:53''' (''#quaps-server-announcements'') — Announces Ep. 25 of "Anti-Truther League" ft. MCToon: ''"we are live bitches / plz share the youtube stream / we do not get paid by the government to do this like geo and [[Riggs]] do."''
* '''2026-04-17 22:41''' (''#quaps-read-only-text'') — ''"women being christian makes more sense cuz they are submissive easily persuaded humans / but men waiting for another man to come save them is the gayest thing in the world."''

=== The meltdown (2026-04-18) ===

[[File:QoP_meltdown_announcements_past_streams_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Past-streams post in the announcements channel, "resulting in the server u guys like being deleted"]]

* '''11:35''' — ''"here are all the past streams u guys didnt share resulting in the server u guys like being deleted."''
* '''11:36''' — ''"here are all the vids i made that u guys wouldnt even share on other text chats."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_cope_memes_2026-04-18.png|thumb|QoP-mogs-you meme alongside the vids post]]

* '''11:47''' — ''"ur not a truther if ur a christian, ur admittedly religious and that is objectively illogical."''
* '''11:55''' — extended rant equating christians with "lefties" and comparing religious belief to fearing Santa; claims to have been ''"hit by an 18 wheeler"'' and survived, and to have ''"met god."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_christians_miracles_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Christians / 18-wheeler / "met god" rant]]

* '''11:57''' — ''"im prob gonna delete this server / u guys r holding me back ... all of u r religious in some way and close minded to changing."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_read_only_text_prob_gonna_delete_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Im prob gonna delete this server"]]

* '''12:03''' — ''"ive had miracles done to me many times ... because im closer to the next dimension then all of u ... if u want to vc w me u can pay me lol."''
* '''12:05''' — ''"@everyone dont dm me why did i delete the server / or i miss ur vc all these other vcs r boring / u guys failed at helping me out."'' Server is deleted, then shortly after reappears.

[[File:QoP_meltdown_youtube_links_server_deleted_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Cross-posted deletion notice in #quaps-youtube-links]]

* '''12:25''' — ''"here come all the dms / ... witsits audience pays for all his bills and all i asked u guys was to promote my videos ... u guys r some useless eaters ... being king of discord is my lamest accomplishment."'' Signs off with ''"enjoy [[Riggs]] and geo, torah pure rigor gallatrax."''
* '''12:33''' — names-and-insults pass (paraphrased verbatim): ''"@McGoons Daddy has downs / @MOD KITTY has low iq from being malnutritioned / @unknown-user is senile / @MAXXXY PADS may have been neutered / @TakingBackEden FE that ones too easy."'' Concludes ''"i will be hoarding my wisdom from now on ... god is clearly telling me my job here is not to help others lol."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_useless_eaters_member_insults_2026-04-18.png|thumb|"Useless eaters" message and member-by-member insults]]

* '''Earlier same day''' — separately: ''"i spent hours last night explaining to @MOD KITTY all the contradictions in the christian world view and his steelman at the end was 'u just said nuh uh' lol,"'' followed by ''"beings that can be tricked by such lies deserve to be tricked by such lies, just like a fish deserves to get eaten after biting a hook."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_mod_kitty_contradictions_rant_2026-04-18.png|thumb|Mod Kitty contradictions rant]]

=== Final trigger and permanent deletion (2026-04-19) ===

* '''08:04''' — pre-deletion rant mocking community members for expecting heaven ''"w some jewish guys"''; ''"their heaven is to be with a man forever."''

[[File:QoP_meltdown_women_submissive_heaven_rant_2026-04-18_19.png|thumb|Final pre-deletion rant]]

* '''~16:36''' — Community member '''Wesley''' observes QoP alone in the server's VIP voice channel (5:10 runtime, muted, zero other participants). QoP is DM'd a screenshot of the empty VC alongside the "Milhouse alone at the playground" meme.
* '''Minutes later''' — apparently triggered by the DM, QoP permanently deletes the Anti-Truther League Discord server.

Noah from Hawaii

2026-06-07T00:17:17Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName = Noah
| alias=Noah from da 808
| image = File:Noah_from_Hawaii_Avatar.jpeg
| location = Hawaii
| platform = Discord
| papa = [[Quantum Eraser]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = No
| drinksUrine = No
| teeth = Even has wisdom teeth
}}

Facts:
* Cousin is married to a Scotsman

Noah from Hawaii

2026-06-07T00:17:05Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName = Noah
| alias=Noah from da 808
| image = File:Noah_from_Hawaii_Avatar.jpeg
| location = US
| platform = Discord
| papa = [[Quantum Eraser]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = No
| drinksUrine = No
| teeth = Even has wisdom teeth
}}

Facts:
* Cousin is married to a Scotsman

Noah from Hawaii

2026-06-07T00:14:59Z

MCToon: Created page with "{{Infobox | realName = Noah | alias=Noah from da 808 | image = File:Noah_from_Hawaii_Avatar.jpeg | location = US | platform = Discord | papa = Quantum Eraser | antisemite = Yes | religiflerf = No | drinksUrine = No }} Facts: * Cousin is married to a Scotsman"

File:Noah from Hawaii Avatar.jpeg

2026-06-07T00:13:37Z

MCToon:

Time Zones

2026-05-28T18:32:15Z

MCToon:

Flerfs love to claim there are more time zones in the south than in the north. As always this is a lie invented by some flerf and the "do your own research" flerfs forget to do their own research.

In reality there are more time zones in the north.

= Time zones by hemisphere =

'''Time zones by hemisphere''' is a breakdown of the world's time zones (UTC offsets) according to their usage in the Northern Hemisphere or Southern Hemisphere.

The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UTC_offsets List of UTC offsets] shows all current standard time offsets from UTC−12:00 to UTC+14:00. This page classifies them by hemisphere based on primary land usage.

* '''Northern Hemisphere''': 33 unique offsets (Europe, North America, most of Asia, northern Africa).
* '''Southern Hemisphere''': 17 unique offsets (Australia, New Zealand, southern South America, southern Africa, Pacific islands).

== Northern Hemisphere ==

'''UTC−12:00''' — Baker Island and Howland Island (United States Minor Outlying Islands, uninhabited).

'''UTC−11:00''' — American Samoa, Niue (limited northern islands).

'''UTC−10:00''' — Hawaii (United States), parts of Alaska (United States), French Polynesia (Society Islands).

'''UTC−09:30''' — Marquesas Islands (French Polynesia).

'''UTC−09:00''' — Most of Alaska (United States).

'''UTC−08:00''' — Pacific Time (western United States, western Canada, Pitcairn Islands).

'''UTC−07:00''' — Mountain Time (western Canada, western United States, northern Mexico).

'''UTC−06:00''' — Central Time (central United States, central Canada, Mexico, Central America).

'''UTC−05:00''' — Eastern Time (eastern United States, eastern Canada, Colombia, Peru, Ecuador).

'''UTC−04:00''' — Atlantic Time (eastern Canada, Venezuela, Bolivia, northern Brazil areas).

'''UTC−03:30''' — Newfoundland Time (Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada). Parts of Greenland (Denmark), northern Brazil regions.

'''UTC−02:00''' — Limited northern usage (some Greenland areas).

'''UTC−01:00''' — Azores (Portugal), Cape Verde (limited northern overlap).

'''UTC+00:00''' — United Kingdom, Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, West Africa (e.g., Ghana, Senegal).

'''UTC+01:00''' — Central Europe (France, Germany, Italy, Spain), Western Africa (Nigeria, Algeria).

'''UTC+02:00''' — Eastern Europe (Greece, Ukraine), Egypt, South Africa northern areas, Turkey.

'''UTC+03:00''' — Russia (western zones), Turkey, East Africa (Kenya, Ethiopia), Saudi Arabia.

'''UTC+03:30''' — Iran.

'''UTC+04:00''' — Russia (western/central), United Arab Emirates, Armenia, Azerbaijan.

'''UTC+04:30''' — Afghanistan.

'''UTC+05:00''' — Pakistan, western Russia, Uzbekistan.

'''UTC+05:30''' — India, Sri Lanka.

'''UTC+05:45''' — Nepal.

'''UTC+06:00''' — Bangladesh, eastern Russia, Kyrgyzstan.

'''UTC+06:30''' — Myanmar.

'''UTC+07:00''' — Thailand, Vietnam, western Indonesia (Sumatra, Java), central Russia.

'''UTC+08:00''' — China, Malaysia, Singapore, western Australia (limited northern), eastern Russia.

'''UTC+08:45''' — Eucla region (Western Australia).

'''UTC+09:00''' — Japan, South Korea, eastern Indonesia, central Russia.

'''UTC+10:00''' — Eastern Russia (Vladivostok), Papua New Guinea northern areas.

'''UTC+11:00''' — Eastern Russia (Magadan), Solomon Islands northern parts.

'''UTC+12:00''' — Eastern Russia (Kamchatka), some northern Pacific islands.

'''UTC+14:00''' — Kiribati Line Islands.

== Southern Hemisphere ==

'''UTC−12:00''' — Baker Island and Howland Island (uninhabited).

'''UTC−11:00''' — American Samoa, Niue.

'''UTC−10:00''' — Cook Islands.

'''UTC−06:00''' — Easter Island (Chile).

'''UTC−04:00''' — Chile (continental), Paraguay.

'''UTC−03:00''' — Argentina, Uruguay, most of Brazil, Falkland Islands (United Kingdom).

'''UTC−02:00''' — South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands (United Kingdom).

'''UTC+02:00''' — South Africa, parts of southern Africa.

'''UTC+08:00''' — Western Australia.

'''UTC+08:45''' — Eucla (Western Australia).

'''UTC+09:30''' — Central Australia (Northern Territory, South Australia).

'''UTC+10:00''' — Eastern Australia (Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria, Tasmania).

'''UTC+10:30''' — Lord Howe Island (Australia).

'''UTC+11:00''' — Australia Norfolk Island.

'''UTC+12:00''' — New Zealand, Fiji.

'''UTC+12:45''' — Chatham Islands (New Zealand).

'''UTC+13:00''' — Tonga, parts of Kiribati.

== Notes ==
* Classification is based on primary landmass and population usage.
* Some remote or uninhabited islands may have minor exceptions.
* Daylight saving time shifts are not included; only base standard offsets.

== References ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UTC_offsets List of UTC offsets] on Wikipedia (accessed 28 May 2026).
* [https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/ Time Zones] on timeanddate.com (accessed 28 May 2026).
* [https://time.is/time_zones List of countries grouped by UTC offset] on time.is (accessed 28 May 2026).

Time Zones

2026-05-28T18:13:21Z

MCToon: Created page with "Flerfs love to claim there are more time zones in the south than in the north. As always this is a lie invented by some flerf and the "do your own research" flerfs forget to do their own research. In reality there are more time zones in the north."

Argentina national football team flight

2026-05-28T03:53:34Z

MCToon:

Flat earthers like to claim that the 2022 flight of the Argentina national football team is a problem for the globe. It's not, in fact, the flight is impossible on flat earth. This flight confirms the earth is a globe.

[https://mctoon.net/flerflaws/ First Law of Flerf] Strikes again.

== The Claim ==
Flerfs claim that the globe flight must fly direct from Doha to Buenas Areas, but since the flight stopped in Rome that the flight was a straight line on flat earth. 
[[File:DIRTH_claim_about_Argentina_national_football_team.jpg|400px]]

== The Facts ==
=== The Plane ===
The team chartered the plane, an [https://www.airnavradar.com/blog/aerolineas-argentinas-bring-home-fifa-world-cup-champions-to-buenos-aires|Airbus A330-200].

The tail number of the plane was LV-FVH. This is specifically the [https://skyteamvirtual.org/fleet/models/aerolineas-argentinas-airbus-a330-202 Airbus A330-202 version, which has a range of 13,427 km or 8,343 miles].

=== The Route - Globe ===
The direct, non-stop flight using the globe great circle route from Doha to Buenos Aires is 13,739km or 8,537 miles. 
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_Great_Circle.jpg|400px]] 

The flight from Doha to Rome is 4,023km or 2500 miles. 
[[File:Doha_to_Rome_flight.jpg|400px]] 

The direct, non-stop flight using the globe great circle route from Rome to Buenos Aires is 11,713km or 7228 miles. 
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_great_circle.jpg|400px]] 

=== The Route - Flat ===
The straight, non-stop flat earth flight from Doha to Buenos Aires is 17,689km or 10,997 miles.
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_distance.jpg|800px]] 
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_map.jpg|400px]] 

The straight, non-stop flat earth flight from Rome to Buenos Aires is 13,131km or 8,159 miles.
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_distance.jpg|800px]] 
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_map.jpg|400px]] 

== The Analysis ==
=== Globe ===
On the globe the Airbus A330-200 variant they were flying on would not make the flight, they would run out of fuel and crash in the ocean. They had to choose some intermediary location to refuel. That location had to be far enough along the route that the second leg of the flight was within the airplane's range. A straight route would fly over central Africa. Countries include Sudan, Central African Republic, The Republic of Congo, and Gabon. If you are familiar with the politics of these countries you would know that they are not reliable places to service large aircraft.

Aerolineas Argentinas and ITA Airways have a [https://www.aerolineas.com.ar/en-us/alliances/itaairways long standing relationship]. There are multiple weekly flights between Rome and Buenos Aires so the relationship between these two airlines makes perfect sense as a refueling stopover.

=== Flat ===
While the route does appear straight on the flat earth map, there is a problem. The flight between Rome and Buenos Aires on flat earth is 8,159 miles, just within the 8,343 mile range of the plane. However, airlines always carry reserve fuel, 5–10% contingency, diversion fuel, and final reserve for ~30–45 minutes holding. Reserving just 5% for this safety the range is reduced to 7,926 miles.

'''On flat earth the flight from Rome to Buenos Aires is impossible.'''

== Additional Proof ==
Flerfs always stop "doiung their own research" as soon as they think they have found the confirmation that they seek. Rather than truth.

Airlines have to carry insurance on their planes and insurance companies don't like insuring planes when they fly over war torn countries. Large portions of Africa are prohibited by insurance companies, so there's no way a direct route, even with a plane that could fly the distance, could fly over Africa. Insurance companies would not insure the plane.

Flat earthers are not truth seekers. They are lazy and gullible.

[[File:DOHA_to_BUENOS_AIRES_Great_Circle_Route_Plotted_on_Insurance_Overflight_Restrictions_Map.jpeg|800px]]

[[Category:Flerf lies]]

File:DOHA to BUENOS AIRES Great Circle Route Plotted on Insurance Overflight Restrictions Map.jpeg

2026-05-28T03:49:18Z

MCToon:

Argentina national football team flight

2026-05-26T20:18:47Z

MCToon:

Flat earthers like to claim that the 2022 flight of the Argentina national football team is a problem for the globe. It's not, in fact, the flight is impossible on flat earth. This flight confirms the earth is a globe.

[https://mctoon.net/flerflaws/ First Law of Flerf] Strikes again.

== The Claim ==
Flerfs claim that the globe flight must fly direct from Doha to Buenas Areas, but since the flight stopped in Rome that the flight was a straight line on flat earth. 
[[File:DIRTH_claim_about_Argentina_national_football_team.jpg|400px]]

== The Facts ==
=== The Plane ===
The team chartered the plane, an [https://www.airnavradar.com/blog/aerolineas-argentinas-bring-home-fifa-world-cup-champions-to-buenos-aires|Airbus A330-200].

The tail number of the plane was LV-FVH. This is specifically the [https://skyteamvirtual.org/fleet/models/aerolineas-argentinas-airbus-a330-202 Airbus A330-202 version, which has a range of 13,427 km or 8,343 miles].

=== The Route - Globe ===
The direct, non-stop flight using the globe great circle route from Doha to Buenos Aires is 13,739km or 8,537 miles. 
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_Great_Circle.jpg|400px]] 

The flight from Doha to Rome is 4,023km or 2500 miles. 
[[File:Doha_to_Rome_flight.jpg|400px]] 

The direct, non-stop flight using the globe great circle route from Rome to Buenos Aires is 11,713km or 7228 miles. 
[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_great_circle.jpg|400px]] 

=== The Route - Flat ===
The straight, non-stop flat earth flight from Doha to Buenos Aires is 17,689km or 10,997 miles.
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_distance.jpg|800px]] 
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_map.jpg|400px]] 

The straight, non-stop flat earth flight from Rome to Buenos Aires is 13,131km or 8,159 miles.
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_distance.jpg|800px]] 
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_map.jpg|400px]] 

== The Analysis ==
=== Globe ===
On the globe the Airbus A330-200 variant they were flying on would not make the flight, they would run out of fuel and crash in the ocean. They had to choose some intermediary location to refuel. That location had to be far enough along the route that the second leg of the flight was within the airplane's range. A straight route would fly over central Africa. Countries include Sudan, Central African Republic, The Republic of Congo, and Gabon. If you are familiar with the politics of these countries you would know that they are not reliable places to service large aircraft.

Aerolineas Argentinas and ITA Airways have a [https://www.aerolineas.com.ar/en-us/alliances/itaairways long standing relationship]. There are multiple weekly flights between Rome and Buenos Aires so the relationship between these two airlines makes perfect sense as a refueling stopover.

=== Flat ===
While the route does appear straight on the flat earth map, there is a problem. The flight between Rome and Buenos Aires on flat earth is 8,159 miles, just within the 8,343 mile range of the plane. However, airlines always carry reserve fuel, 5–10% contingency, diversion fuel, and final reserve for ~30–45 minutes holding. Reserving just 5% for this safety the range is reduced to 7,926 miles.

'''On flat earth the flight from Rome to Buenos Aires is impossible.'''

Argentina national football team flight

2026-05-26T19:57:41Z

MCToon: Created page with "Flat earthers like to claim that the 2022 flight of the Argentina national football team is a problem for the globe. It's not, in fact, the flight is impossible on flat earth. This flight confirms the earth is a globe. [https://mctoon.net/flerflaws/ First Law of Flerf] Strikes again. == The Claim == Flerfs claim that the globe flight must fly direct from Doha to Buenas Areas, but since the flight stopped in Rome that the flight was a straight line on flat earth.<br..."

Flat earthers like to claim that the 2022 flight of the Argentina national football team is a problem for the globe. It's not, in fact, the flight is impossible on flat earth. This flight confirms the earth is a globe.

[https://mctoon.net/flerflaws/ First Law of Flerf] Strikes again.

== The Claim ==
Flerfs claim that the globe flight must fly direct from Doha to Buenas Areas, but since the flight stopped in Rome that the flight was a straight line on flat earth. 
[[File:DIRTH_claim_about_Argentina_national_football_team.jpg|400px]]

== The Facts ==
=== The Plane ===
The team chartered the plane, an [https://www.airnavradar.com/blog/aerolineas-argentinas-bring-home-fifa-world-cup-champions-to-buenos-aires|Airbus A330-200].

The tail number of the plane was LV-FVH. This is specifically the [https://skyteamvirtual.org/fleet/models/aerolineas-argentinas-airbus-a330-202 Airbus A330-202 version, which has a range of 13,427 km or 8,343 miles].

=== The Route - Globe ===
The direct, non-stop flight using the globe great circle route from Doha to Buenos Aires is 13,739km or 8,537 miles. 
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_Great_Circle.jpg|400px]] 

The flight from Doha to Rome is 4,023km or 2500 miles. 
[[File:Doha_to_Rome_flight.jpg|400px]] 

The direct, non-stop flight using the globe great circle route from Rome to Buenos Aires is 11,713km or 7228 miles. 
[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_great_circle.jpg|400px]] 

=== The Route - Flat ===
The straight, non-stop flat earth flight from Doha to Buenos Aires is 17,689km or 10,997 miles.
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_distance.jpg|800px]] 
[[File:Doha_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_map.jpg|400px]] 

The straight, non-stop flat earth flight from Rome to Buenos Aires is 13,131km or 8,159 miles.
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_distance.jpg|800px]] 
[[File:Rome_to_Buenos_Aires_flat_map.jpg|400px]] 

== The Analysis ==
=== Globe ===
On the globe the Airbus A330-200 variant they were flying on would not make the flight, they would run out of fuel and crash in the ocean. They had to choose some intermediary location to refuel. That location had to be far enough along the route that the second leg of the flight was within the airplane's range. A straight route would fly over central Africa. Countries include Sudan, Central African Republic, The Republic of Congo, and Gabon. If you are familiar with the politics of these countries you would know that they are not reliable places to service large aricraft.

Rome to Buenos Aires is within the airplane's range and Rome is not too far north, so this is a good choice.

=== Flat ===
While the route does appear straight on the flat earth map, there is a problem. The flight between Rome and Buenos Aires on flat earth is 8,159 miles, just within the 8,343 mile range of the plane. However, airlines always carry reserve fuel, 5–10% contingency, diversion fuel, and final reserve for ~30–45 minutes holding. Reserving just 5% for this safety the range is reduced to 7,926 miles.

'''On flat earth the flight from Rome to Buenos Aires is impossible.'''

File:Rome to Buenos Aires flat map.jpg

2026-05-26T19:39:29Z

MCToon:

File:Doha to Buenos Aires flat map.jpg

2026-05-26T19:39:17Z

MCToon:

File:Rome to Buenos Aires flat distance.jpg

2026-05-26T19:39:03Z

MCToon:

File:Doha to Buenos Aires flat distance.jpg

2026-05-26T19:38:51Z

MCToon:

File:Rome to Buenos Aires great circle.jpg

2026-05-26T19:30:26Z

MCToon:

File:Doha to Rome flight.jpg

2026-05-26T19:27:27Z

MCToon:

File:Doha to Buenos Aires Great Circle.jpg

2026-05-26T19:25:17Z

MCToon:

File:DIRTH claim about Argentina national football team.jpg

2026-05-26T19:12:14Z

MCToon:

LudwigStrassennhaus

2026-05-23T02:24:50Z

MCToon: /* Gematria */

{{Infobox
|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|papa = [[Mark Sargent]]
|location=Toilet
|platform=YouTube
}}

LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men
* milk anything with nipples
* my dick reincarnated inside your asshole
* Hello Illuminati I Love You
* even my body stinks
* sexual depravity

LudwigStrassennhaus

2026-05-22T23:46:58Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|papa = [[Mark Sargent]]
|location=Toilet
|platform=YouTube
}}

LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men
* milk anything with nipples
* my dick reincarnated inside your asshole

LudwigStrassennhaus

2026-05-22T23:44:08Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|papa = [[Mark Sargent]]
|location=Toilet
|platform=YouTube
}}

LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men
* milk anything with nipples

LudwigStrassennhaus

2026-05-22T23:41:42Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|papa = [[Mark Sargent]]
|location=Toilet
|platform=YouTube
}}

LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men

LudwigStrassennhaus

2026-05-22T23:41:00Z

MCToon: Created page with "{{Infobox |realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus |image= |location=Toilet |platform=YouTube }} LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria. == Gematria == LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria: * axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack * seventy year old men"

{{Infobox
|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|location=Toilet
|platform=YouTube
}}

LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men

Flat Earth Reconnaissance

2026-05-20T16:14:16Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName = Sam Abucaya
| alias=Flat Earth Reconnaissance you know
| image = File:Sam_Abucaya.png
| location = Israel
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@flatearthreconnaissance YouTube]
| papa = [[Mikey Smith]]; formerly [[DIRTH]] before Sam backstabbed him.
| antisemite = No, he is a semite
| religiflerf = Yes
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
| adoptedBy=MxXxD
}}

You know ,'''Sam Abucaya''', known online as '''Flat Earth Reconnaissance''' is an idiot, you know.

You know ,early in Sam's career, he tried to assist [[David Weiss | DIRTh]] by doing recon on [[MCToon]], then reporting to DIRTh the super woke evidence he garnered. He didn't garner any but still ,you know ,reported to DIRTh. However, the report wasn't accompanied by money so DIRTh didn't care. This hurt Sammy in the feelz.

This became the foundation ,you know ,for Sam to eventually stab DIRTh in the back. Sam did a 2 part exposé on DIRTh:
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB53pcy6H0 Part 1]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRN-hnSxDY Part 2]

Sam has been clocked at 8 to 15 Ykpm (You knows per minute). He is also a master of explaining with ,you know ,hand gestures.

Sam and [[Mikey Smith]] share the delusion that ,you know ,they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars.

== Bald ==
Sam is not bald ,you know:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeUghrCE5M</ref> 
[[File:Sam_Abucaya_is_not_bald.webp|300px]]

== You Know's ,How Many ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ How Many you know's
! Video !! You Know's
|-
| Live with Restream, May 07 || 428
|-
| Live with Restream, April 30 || 217
|-
| Enemies of Israel - Part 1 || 305
|-
| New Evidence of a solid dark matter right behind the stars || 85
|-
| Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 3 || 67
|-
| Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 2 || 67
|-
| Flat Earth's next level: the Solid Skies! || 255
|-
| Flat Earth Israel - Torah on Flat Earth and latest footage of flux stars from Israel || 271
|-
| New Discoveries about the Shapes and positions of the Stars on the Firmament! || 255
|-
| IronWork92000 Podcast about the Flux stars || 75
|}

= References =
<references/>

LoRa World Record

2026-05-18T17:52:35Z

MCToon: Created page with "Flerfs like to use LoRa radio propagation as claimed "proof" the earth is flat. One of their favorites is a transmission of 3 packets from a buoy or boat to a receiver on the La Palma Island. https://www.thethingsnetwork.org/article/new-lora-world-record-1336-km-830-mi"

Flerfs like to use LoRa radio propagation as claimed "proof" the earth is flat.

One of their favorites is a transmission of 3 packets from a buoy or boat to a receiver on the La Palma Island.
https://www.thethingsnetwork.org/article/new-lora-world-record-1336-km-830-mi

Brock Riddick

2026-05-13T14:44:32Z

MCToon:

{{Infobox
| realName =
| alias=Brock Riddick
| image = File:Brock_Riddick.jpg
| location =
| platform = X
| papa =
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
}}

Brock Riddick is pure trash. Proof: 
[[File:2026-05_Brock_Riddick_Post_on_X.jpeg|400px]]

== IQ Test ==
Brock took an IQ test. He scored 80. He is in the top 90.88%. This test says "In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 91 of." Brock is so dumb that he thinks this is a flex.

According to [https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-borderline-intellectual-functioning-2161698 sources] an 80 IQ is classified as "Borderline intellectual functioning". Congratulations, Brock, you just squeaked above the threshold where you are allowed to live without assistance. Just don't fall, hit your head and drop 1 point, or you'll wind up in a group home.
[[File:Brock_Riddick_IQ_Test_X_Post_2026-03-26.png|400px]] 
[[File:Brock_Riddick_IQ_Test_X_Post_2026-05-05.png|400px]]

File:Brock Riddick IQ Test X Post 2026-05-05.png

2026-05-13T14:43:23Z

MCToon:

File:Brock Riddick IQ Test X Post 2026-03-26.png

2026-05-13T14:42:59Z

MCToon:

Book Welcome to Flat Earth

2026-05-12T19:22:36Z

MCToon:

= [[MCToon]]'s Book Review Videos =
Main article about the book continues below.

== Review Video 1 ==
The video is currently not available on MCToon's channel waiting decision from the Copyright Board. John Stunja has kindly paid for the video to be publ;icly archived on the Copyright Board's web site.

Archived video at the bottom of this page: 
https://dockets.ccb.gov/claim/view/18899

MCToon has granted permission to freely mirror the video.

== Review Video 2 ==
The video is currently not available on MCToon's channel waiting decision from the Copyright Board. John Stunja has kindly paid for the video to be publ;icly archived on the Copyright Board's web site.

Archived video at the bottom of this page: 
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MCToon has granted permission to freely mirror the video.

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Link to Video fixed audio: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rm3vjot6fdm53u5oekm2v/QE-Book-Review-3-Fixed-Audio.mp4?rlkey=sblj938vyzn4bmc3vob884ggl&dl=0 
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You can mirror for free. Add, edit, update anything in the video. If you do, add to the list here:
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* [[BuckSodbuster]]: https://youtu.be/2IsVba4kGkc
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It's not necessary to post all mirrors here, John will have plenty of busy work trying to censor these, but the ones that aren't listed here he will have to hunt down.

== Review Video 4 ==
https://youtube.com/live/lEcCiidb9JI?feature=share

= Main Article =
[https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Flat-Earth-Adam-Meakin/dp/B0GWK8DYCF ''Welcome to Flat Earth''] is a brand of toilet paper. It's super harsh, doesn't clean well, and could potentially give a nasty paper cut. Then, to make a long story short, it could get infected and you could die. Then you would be up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it would be obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that you're wearing. He will tells you that they've got a dress code.

On the other hand the pages of the book are most appropriately covered with the stuff that toilet paper is meant to smear off.

It's also claimed to be a book written by [[John Stunja]] (QE) and [[Adam Meekin]]. Though, the primary author is obviously ChatGPT. The book is clearly and appropriately identified as a work of fiction. Yeah, we know.

[[File:Elder_Bear_background_on_book_and_leak.png|thumb|800px|[[Elder Bear]] is a flerf that is deep in the trenches of flerfdom. He's got the inside deets.]]

It was first published in April, 2026 available on Amazon as a paperback book and on Kindle. Almost immediately [[Down Direction|some]] [[Roger Ledwell|flerfs]] released a PDF version of the book. Posting it around on Discord and YouTube.

Apparently these flerfs were angry at John Stunja and Adam Meekin because of the kerfuffle between them and [[Nathan Oakley]] regarding this book and Nathan's book, yet to be published.

'''Hey, someone should write an article on that hot flerf-on-flerf action.'''

It's unclear how much was written by QE and how much was written by Adam Meakin. Often everything will be attributed to QE on this page. Adam, if your little boy feelings are hurt, you can pound sand.

== Book Summary ==
The book claims to follow a fictional character named Betty Van Velsen. Completely by coincidence, there is a real human named Betty Van Velsen that is a flerf, and follows QE and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST63uR2KILw debated] [[Reds Rhetoric]] in June 2017.

Betty is smitten by QE. She fawns over him throughout the pages of this book. For example:

{{Quote box
| quote = In 2016, I first heard the dulcet tones of Quantum Eraser on Robert’s show, a voice I would
become both accustomed to and frustrated by. His presentations were calm, respectful,
and deeply reasoned, much like the serene, expansive tranquillity evoked by his avatar of
the Bolivian Salt Flats.
| author = Betty Van Velsen (actually QE)
| source = QE's themed toilet paper
| width = 800px
| align = center
}}

The fictionalized female clearly have the hots for QE. But this was written by QE himself. Does that count as masturbation?

The rest of the book is meh.

== Review by MCToon ==
I wish I had more hands to give more thumbs down. The book is childishly wrong. Some is clearly AI nonsense.

Sometimes the fictionalized character lapses into the crayon-esque text stylings of QE's usual word documents. Randomly bolded and all caps text, weird punctuation scattered on the page, etc. Being a paper book, the text is just black on white paper, but if QE has his way the text would be colorful as if a flerf ate too many crayons and vomited on the page.

Sometimes the QE styling is inside a quote from someone else. It's traditional to add "emphasis mine" when doing that, but the editor missed that little thing.

I did a live review of chapters 1 & 2 here: https://youtube.com/live/vdslxqBur_8

Book Welcome to Flat Earth

2026-05-12T18:29:48Z

MCToon:

= [[MCToon]]'s Dook Review Videos =
Main article about the book continues below.

== Review Video 1 ==
The video is currently not available on MCToon's channel waiting decision from the Copyright Board. John Stunja has kindly paid for the video to be publ;icly archived on the Copyright Board's web site.

Archived video at the bottom of this page: 
https://dockets.ccb.gov/claim/view/18899

MCToon has granted permission to freely mirror the video.

== Review Video 2 ==
The video is currently not available on MCToon's channel waiting decision from the Copyright Board. John Stunja has kindly paid for the video to be publ;icly archived on the Copyright Board's web site.

Archived video at the bottom of this page: 
https://dockets.ccb.gov/claim/view/18899

MCToon has granted permission to freely mirror the video.

== Review Video 3 ==
Primary video :
https://youtu.be/HH8e1IJW6yE

Link to Video fixed audio: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rm3vjot6fdm53u5oekm2v/QE-Book-Review-3-Fixed-Audio.mp4?rlkey=sblj938vyzn4bmc3vob884ggl&dl=0 
Link to Thumbnail: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/twyuglu79g9r9tsjzc4qd/QE-Book-Review-3-Thumbnail.png?rlkey=f74yyjjcdwqdr8ljl0yn6gj7e&dl=0 
Alternative Thumbnail: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/so1l94uo90l6d2f2rzzn3/QE-Book-Review-3-Alternative-Thumbnail.jpg?rlkey=jj90wsa2crjhr0z5pvnl89u61&dl=0 

You can mirror for free. Add, edit, update anything in the video. If you do, add to the list here:
* [[MCToon]]: https://youtu.be/-hRYjPXK_UE
* [[ICSpin]]: https://youtu.be/c6GjyVOhV-o
* [[HarNold Studios]]: https://youtu.be/kS-GJpKx9n8
* [[BuckSodbuster]]: https://youtu.be/2IsVba4kGkc
* [[BrendaDebates]]: https://youtu.be/xK61ZJzUtew
* [[Robert Silverman]]: https://youtu.be/3AuKKateu8I?si=xsnnhFvnVkcAhqn1
* [[Yerba Mate Talks]]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LswPiYewTyw
* [[HyperMegaTechVlog]]: https://youtu.be/0WI2b6YDJ6A?si=MvmDI5XdTo75547G
It's not necessary to post all mirrors here, John will have plenty of busy work trying to censor these, but the ones that aren't listed here he will have to hunt down.

== Review Video 4 ==
https://youtube.com/live/lEcCiidb9JI?feature=share

= Main Article =
[https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Flat-Earth-Adam-Meakin/dp/B0GWK8DYCF ''Welcome to Flat Earth''] is a brand of toilet paper. It's super harsh, doesn't clean well, and could potentially give a nasty paper cut. Then, to make a long story short, it could get infected and you could die. Then you would be up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it would be obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that you're wearing. He will tells you that they've got a dress code.

On the other hand the pages of the book are most appropriately covered with the stuff that toilet paper is meant to smear off.

It's also claimed to be a book written by [[John Stunja]] (QE) and [[Adam Meekin]]. Though, the primary author is obviously ChatGPT. The book is clearly and appropriately identified as a work of fiction. Yeah, we know.

[[File:Elder_Bear_background_on_book_and_leak.png|thumb|800px|[[Elder Bear]] is a flerf that is deep in the trenches of flerfdom. He's got the inside deets.]]

It was first published in April, 2026 available on Amazon as a paperback book and on Kindle. Almost immediately [[Down Direction|some]] [[Roger Ledwell|flerfs]] released a PDF version of the book. Posting it around on Discord and YouTube.

Apparently these flerfs were angry at John Stunja and Adam Meekin because of the kerfuffle between them and [[Nathan Oakley]] regarding this book and Nathan's book, yet to be published.

'''Hey, someone should write an article on that hot flerf-on-flerf action.'''

It's unclear how much was written by QE and how much was written by Adam Meakin. Often everything will be attributed to QE on this page. Adam, if your little boy feelings are hurt, you can pound sand.

== Book Summary ==
The book claims to follow a fictional character named Betty Van Velsen. Completely by coincidence, there is a real human named Betty Van Velsen that is a flerf, and follows QE and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST63uR2KILw debated] [[Reds Rhetoric]] in June 2017.

Betty is smitten by QE. She fawns over him throughout the pages of this book. For example:

{{Quote box
| quote = In 2016, I first heard the dulcet tones of Quantum Eraser on Robert’s show, a voice I would
become both accustomed to and frustrated by. His presentations were calm, respectful,
and deeply reasoned, much like the serene, expansive tranquillity evoked by his avatar of
the Bolivian Salt Flats.
| author = Betty Van Velsen (actually QE)
| source = QE's themed toilet paper
| width = 800px
| align = center
}}

The fictionalized female clearly have the hots for QE. But this was written by QE himself. Does that count as masturbation?

The rest of the book is meh.

== Review by MCToon ==
I wish I had more hands to give more thumbs down. The book is childishly wrong. Some is clearly AI nonsense.

Sometimes the fictionalized character lapses into the crayon-esque text stylings of QE's usual word documents. Randomly bolded and all caps text, weird punctuation scattered on the page, etc. Being a paper book, the text is just black on white paper, but if QE has his way the text would be colorful as if a flerf ate too many crayons and vomited on the page.

Sometimes the QE styling is inside a quote from someone else. It's traditional to add "emphasis mine" when doing that, but the editor missed that little thing.

I did a live review of chapters 1 & 2 here: https://youtube.com/live/vdslxqBur_8

Brock Riddick

2026-05-11T04:21:58Z

MCToon:

Brock Riddick

2026-05-11T04:04:20Z

MCToon: Created page with "{{Infobox | realName = Austin David Whitsitt | alias=Brock Riddick | image = File:Brock_Riddick.jpg | location = | platform = X | papa = | antisemite = Yes | religiflerf = Yes | drinksUrine = never been falsified }} Brock Riddick is pure trash. Proof: File:2026-05_Brock_Riddick_Post_on_X.jpeg"

{{Infobox
| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
| alias=Brock Riddick
| image = File:Brock_Riddick.jpg
| location =
| platform = X
| papa =
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
| drinksUrine = never been falsified
}}

Brock Riddick is pure trash. Proof: 
[[File:2026-05_Brock_Riddick_Post_on_X.jpeg]]