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Unfornicated

2026-09-05T05:11:52Z

ICSpin:

{{infobox glober
| accounts = {{account list
| youtube = unfornicated
| tiktok = unfornicated
}}
| known_for = Radio and Microwave knowledge
}}

Unfornicated (Dan) AKA The Others is a glober and content creator known for his expertise in data communications. While he is reluctant to formally debate, he is eager to debunk arguments about radar made by flat earthers such as [[Witsit]] and [[Soli]].

== Background ==
Dan is a veteran and served in Navy for decades, gaining experience in using wireless communications and operating radar technology. From there he moved into a professional career as a network engineer.

Dan got involved with flat earth debunking in 2025 by collaborating with Mike from [[The Drunk Debunk Show]] about "the battle of the beams". He subsequently started posting his own videos about the topic. His Livestreams are usually by himself where he goes into depth on one topic and then discusses several other topics. 
While not interested in "formal" debates Dan is open to talk to anybody about flat earth and how it doesn't work with what is known about telecommunications, the EM spectrum, radar, radio, undersea cables, and satellites.

== The Globe Lab ==
After their initial discussion Dan started to have regular talks and collaborations with Mike about flat earth debunking. Together they decided to create The Globe Lab channel which they plan to feature topics about science and flat earth debunking. The intended audience for the channel is families and those without a science background. Another aspect of the Globe Lab is to do demonstrations and outreach, which they have recently done by having a science booth at the Lowell Folk Festival in Massachusetts.

== Online Presence and Associations ==
Dan is active on both YouTube and TikTok, and also has a Discord account. On YouTube Dan will host his own livestreams a couple times a month; he posts a video about once a month. When Max ([[MxXxD]]) hosts a livestream Dan will sometimes join the panel. He also generously donates SuperChats from time to time on several debunking channels. 
On TikTok Dan will join panels with [[WhatKast]] and other various globers.

== Known accounts ==
{| class="wikitable" style="margin:left"
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! Name !! Platform !! Link to Account
|-
| Unfornicated || YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/@Unfornicated Link]
|-
| The Globe Lab || YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/@TheGlobeLab Link]
|-
| Unfornicated || TikTok || [https://www.tiktok.com/@unfornicated Link]
|}

[[Category:globers]]

Riggs

2026-08-17T02:24:00Z

ICSpin: Photo

{{Infobox
| realName = Unknown
| alias = Riggs
| platform = Discord
| papa = no
| antisemite = yes
| religiflerf = no
| drinksUrine = no
| teeth = full set
}}
Riggs is the owner of the "Worldwide Debate" Discord server and the [https://www.youtube.com/@WorldwideDebates @WorldwideDebates] YouTube channel. A poor man's [[QoP]] — in transparent imitation of his real hero, who runs the "Anti-Truther League", Riggs has rebranded his YouTube videos under the banner "Pro-Truth Radio". He is a known antisemite whose conspiracist niche is insisting that assorted deceased celebrities are actually different people who look alike. Runs his Discord with a heavy, unpredictable hand — demanding access to other servers' private rooms while a guest, while banning anyone on his own server who crosses him (often with slurs).
[[File:Riggs_hot_pocket_aficionado_profile_picture.png|thumb|Riggs Discord profile picture ("Hot Pocket Aficionado")]]
[[File:Riggs_on_cam_portrait_2026-04-20.png|thumb|Riggs on-cam]]
[[File:Riggs_w_background.jpg|thumb|Fresh off croquet with great-grandmother, Riggsy's mother says: smile big, sweetie, show us those teeth!]]
== Known Accounts ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Known Accounts
|-
! Platform !! Account !! Status
|-
| Discord || Worldwide Debate (server owner) || Active
|-
| YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/@WorldwideDebates @WorldwideDebates] ("Pro-Truth Radio") || Active
|}
== Featured In ==
* '''2026-04-12 — "WWD demolition".''' Debate capture uploaded by the channel ''Deplorable ilk'' (46:22, 83 views at capture): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPbrYlW8_VY YPbrYlW8_VY]. Unedited. Uploader's description: ''"The so-called debate discord server don't want to debate honestly. They failed to support claims, moved goal posts and then resorted to lies, false accusations and pathetic attempts at insults."''
== Notable Claims ==
* '''Dead-celebrity lookalike conspiracy''' — claims various deceased celebrities are actually different people who resemble them.
* '''Antisemitic output''' is a regular feature of his commentary.
* '''"Tayler" fixation''' — community observation, not a self-declared statement: members of the broader flerf-watching community have noted what they describe as an unhealthy preoccupation with "Tayler" on Riggs's part.
== Incidents ==
* '''[[Arwijn]] love/hate cycle.''' Alternates between mocking [[Arwijn]] for e-begging and publicly defending him — unstable allegiance pattern rather than a fixed position.
* '''2026-01-22 — server shut down without explanation.''' The day before, Riggs had permitted Mushelly to run rampant in voice chat with her usual hateful invective. The server went dark the following day with no announced reason.
* '''2026-01-26 — server reopened.''' Back online four days later, again with no explanation.
* '''2026-03-18 — Riggs joins BTH.''' Begins demanding access to "the secret channels".
[[File:Riggs_joined_discord_server_2026-03-18.png|thumb|Riggs joining the Behind the Horizon Discord server, 2026-03-18]]
* '''2026-04-12 — on-stream BTH ban-list threats + anti-gay slurs.''' During the ''WWD demolition'' broadcast (see ''Featured In''), Riggs repeatedly used an anti-gay slur ("faggots") to refer to members of the Behind the Horizon Discord server and openly worked through a list of BTH-tagged users he intended to ban from his own Worldwide Debate server. YouTube's auto-captions censor the slur itself (shown as [__] in the transcript), but the surrounding context preserves Riggs's intent verbatim:
** ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPbrYlW8_VY&t=2443s ~40:43]'' — "what if I just ban everybody who has a BTH tag? I'll lose 10 people, but I'll gain way more in [__] conversation and respect."
** ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPbrYlW8_VY&t=2492s ~41:32]'' — "All right, who else? Let's see. I'm just going to go down the list and find all the BTH [__] because we need them all."
[[Category:American flerfs]]

File:Riggs w background.jpg

2026-08-17T02:18:54Z

ICSpin:

Nathan Oakley

2026-08-01T12:46:04Z

ICSpin: /* Aliases used in the book */

{{Infobox
| image = File:NathanOakley.jpg
| caption = TFW his daughter is playing instead of sitting still during "Daddy's shouty time"
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/ YouTube]
| papa = [[Eric Dubay]]
| drinksUrine = [https://youtu.be/WIuwGaBaIAk?si=905ogwWvs3J8mVYp Yes]
| realName = Paula Oakley's Ward
| alias = Slappy the Clown Paula's Biggest Mistake Neuticles Nathan Many more...
| location = Paula's Home
| religiflerf = Just enough to grift
| teeth = Ferengi
| adoptedBy=[[User:BuckSodbuster|BuckSodbuster]]
}}

== Known Accounts ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Platform !! Account
|-
| YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/@NathanOakley1980 <code>@NathanOakley1980</code>]
|-
| YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/@NathanOakley80 <code>@NathanOakley80</code>]
|-
| EBay || [https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/niceplant <code>niceplant</code>]
|}

Oakley is without doubt the most Omega Cuck on the globe.

Absolutely, without question, bows to his superior, John Stunja, or Quantum Eraser. He accepts unconditionally that QE is the Master of Flat Earth, and Nathan is but a Grasshopper.

Nathan's hormones elevated and attempted a coup, only to be bitch slapped bigger than Texas. Nathan learnt not to play with grown ups. Following the severe humiliation that followed, he sought to claim total ownership of a book he supposedly emailed, but somehow lost the email and the source document. If you believe that load of shit, 'Welcome to Flat Earth', you are ofiicialy stoopid, you'll fit right in, take a seat. Humiliation is your new best friend.

Nathan's favourite homeage of The Prodigy's 'Smack my bitch up' is 'Smack my kids up'.

His favourite snack is 'Dogs go wacky for smackos'.

Rumor has it he can lick his own balls like all dogs can(and by balls we mean Neuticles). He claims they are salty but helps it with hydration.

Loves that simpleton Woger Wed'not'wel super chatted QE, loves it, I mean he jacked off to it.

Started channel in 2010, showing off lifestyle equipment (audio visual, coffee machines etc) with the name "Audio Paula" named after his now wife. Experimented with various guises, including basically pimping out his wife for views and showing sex toys in the background, which Nathan uses exclusively on himself. If OnlyFans were around then, the Flat Earth might not exist as we know it! Quickly moved onto the Flat Earth Grift, and attempted to get into the [[Mark Sargent]] / Patricia Steere crowd, drinking any amount of his own, undiluted urine as necessary. Quick to temper, and a high opinion of his own intelligence, mostly due to the massive chip on his shoulder that he isn't successful, he has somehow managed to distil all of his arguments down into a simple, undisputable (by people who don't give a crap) argument that sounds right and is easy to repeat. Has a central set of notes and talking points he shares with QE and others, but has regularly slipped up and disclosed this is a grift, he doesn't believe a word he says, just chases the argument down to it's incessant, drawn out conclusion of anyone listening just gives up.

Was good friends with fake minicab driver and crayola solicitor Anthony [[Riley]], who invented / pulled from his arse with no supporting materials Relative Density Equilibrium. A theory that explains why things drop, without explaining why items of different density drop at the same speed in a vacuum, or why objects on the ground experience an acceleration of 9.8m/s per second (or friction for that matter).

Regularly fills panel with education dodgers such as Brian's Logic, who never completed his Junior Cert, and has the same chip on his shoulder as his mates left rural Ireland for the big smoke.

As Paula needs to work to ensure they can keep up with the joneses, Nathan is free to hold daily Daddy Day Care sessions. His temper extends to more than just other adults though, his kids better watch out, or a well timed slap is inevitable. Nathan refuses to check out local men's sheds to develop other hobbies.

Lately, has been watching his empire burn as his friends turn their backs on him due to a Word file he is calling a book being held hostage. He is paying Paula to create a new Doc file, and listen to the benign shit he goes on about day after day while Paula actually works. This will probably end in divorce once school starts.

He does not know what he will do when the grift ends, as he is not popular enough to deflect.

== List of aliases ==
Slappy has earned himself many additional aliases (too many to fit in the infobox!). Here is a list of some of them.
* Nathan Jokely
* Golum 'the torn' Scrotum
* No Job Oakley
* 'Lives off donations' Choad Licker
* No Friends Slappy
* No Makeup Clown
* Neil's 'kneel before me' relief
* Michael Berryman's ugly brother
* UK'S Dumbest Beggar
* Nathan 'biggest beggar' Slapper
* Nathan Schmuckley
* Gollum Gobbler
* Meth Mouth Slappy
* Slappy T-Rex Arms

== Burned Bridges ==
Oakley is truly a horrid monster, as evidenced by the string of former panel members that he has turned on and is in constant fights with. In no particular Order:
* [[Arwijn]]
* [[Quantum Eraser]]
* [[Adam Meak-In]]
* [[Broin]]
* [[Flatzoid]]
* [[Bev]]
* [[Elderbear]]
* [[JinCBR1]]

== Likes to Call his Critics Ugly ==
When Nathan can’t address a point, he pivots to appearance—calling critics ugly instead of engaging their arguments. It’s a textbook dodge that says more about his position than his opponents.

He forgets that this is his mouth and it is one of the ugliest things on our globe.

[[File:Oakley_teeth.jpg|200px|link={{filepath:Oakley_teeth.jpg}}]]

== Wishing Self-Harm to Others ==
Nathan has repeatedly told opponents to harm themselves during disagreements. This behavior is documented across numerous instances in recorded debates/comments, including direct statements such as this:

[[File:Oakley_self_delete.jpeg|400px|link={{filepath:Oakley_self_delete.jpeg}}]]

== Refusing free trip to Antarctica ==

In 2024 Nathan was invited participate in [[The Final Experiment]]: 
[[File:Will_email_to_Nathan_2024-03-25.jpeg|200px]]
[[File:Will_email_to_Nathan_2024-04-01.jpeg|200px]]
[[File:Will_email_to_Nathan_2024-04-30.jpeg|200px]]

He was then offered to receive a completely free trip to Antarctica: 
[[File:Will_email_to_Nathan_2024-08-25.jpeg|200px]]

 
He even personally responded to Will Duffy, the organizer of The Final Experiment, in a live chat where Will personally invited him to receive the free trip: 
[[File:Will_asking_Nathan_to_accept_free_TFE_trip_1.webp|300px]] 
[[File:Will_asking_Nathan_to_accept_free_TFE_trip_2.webp|300px]] 
[[File:Will_asking_Nathan_to_accept_free_TFE_trip_3.webp|300px]] 
[[File:Will_asking_Nathan_to_accept_free_TFE_trip_4.webp|300px]] 
[[File:Will_asking_Nathan_to_accept_free_TFE_trip_5.webp|300px]] 
[[File:Will_asking_Nathan_to_accept_free_TFE_trip_6.webp|300px]] 

Duffy publicly claimed Nathan was invited and turned it down; Nathan spent two years calling that a lie and demanding the emails. Every quote below links to the moment it was spoken.

{| class="wikitable"
! Date !! Show !! Quote (click to play at that moment)
|-
| 2024-05-03 || FED 2097 (Dom Jolly) || [https://youtu.be/IB3dCvjqJoY?t=3303 “I don't want to go to Antarctica. Not in the slightest. But obviously, if someone's invited me along to Antarctica, then fair enough — I haven't received my invite.”] (0:55:03)
|-
| 2024-05-03 || FED 2097 (Dom Jolly) || [https://youtu.be/IB3dCvjqJoY?t=4879 “Yeah, if I'm being invited to Antarctica, I've said many times, it's cold. I'm not a big fan of the cold.”] (1:21:19)
|-
| 2024-09-05 || FED 2171 (Politics) || [https://youtu.be/SOaSm_Dl-dM?t=851 “That's correct, he hasn't contacted me. No, he's made a video.”] (0:14:11)
|-
| 2024-09-19 || Candace Owens Paid By Will Duffy To Feign Interest In TFE || [https://youtu.be/nvAReYMLZ4E?t=3437 “Will Duffy, the lying shyster fraudster, has said the producer's interested in going down, has he? Sorry, where's the interview with the producer, with him laying down 30 grand? Is he on the list? No, it's just Will Duffy the bullshitter, isn't it.”] (0:57:17)
|-
| 2024-09-23 || FED 2181 (Sky Vacuum) || [https://youtu.be/Ec55r3rQ7Oc?t=6426 “So I should invite him on my show for him to invite me to Antarctica.”] (1:47:06)
|-
| 2024-10-04 || FED 2188 || [https://youtu.be/dJNCCfsWj1o?t=10204 “No, there's a GoFundMe for her now. There's no actual golden ticket.”] (2:50:04)
|-
| 2024-11-16 || FED 2152 (McKeegan & Negatorxx) || [https://youtu.be/_gRZ6C9uzQg?t=3712 “In my comments, after I asked Will Duffy, Where's Wally came along and offered me one instead of Will Duffy. Thank you for reminding me. Your name's not Will Duffy. You're not spending 40 grand on other people to go down there, Where's Wally.”] (1:01:52)
|-
| 2025-01-07 || FED 2255 (Guns N Housekeeping) || [https://youtu.be/kq3icSqzV9Y?t=2285 “I've already had the moles on the case that question my integrity when I say I absolutely, without question, have never communicated about a ticket with Duffy — the liar who claimed he invited me, to a load of people.”] (0:38:05)
|-
| 2025-01-13 || FED 2259 (Answers In Genesis & TFE) || [https://youtu.be/jxEiRErx_o4?t=8895 “I'd like to see those emails. Show me the emails where I declined a free ticket, please. Can you show the audience that, you lying scumbag? You made it explicitly clear to an audience that I declined the ticket to Antarctica. Show us those emails where I declined that ticket, please, Duffy.”] (2:28:15)
|-
| 2025-01-17 || FED 2251 (New Years Housekeeping) || [https://youtu.be/BW7YB9Nz-pk?t=3953 “That's the only thing I've ever asked him. Has he offered me a ticket? No. Have I chatted with him about this ticket? No. That's never happened.”] (1:05:53)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=6607 “No, Duffy made a video saying I was invited. He didn't actually get in touch with me and invite me.”] (1:50:07)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=6635 “Now, I have not been approached by Duffy with an invitation. That is not true. He has not communicated with me. He has not spoken to me and said, would you like to go? He didn't say to me, Nathan, here's a ticket. He didn't do any of those things.”] (1:50:35)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=6672 “The only communication I've had with Duffy — he has not invited me to anything, he's not offered me a ticket. The ticket he suggested to his audience with bullshit on videos, that he'd invited me — lies. Wasn't really a ticket, it didn't really exist. So no, Duffy didn't invite me anywhere.”] (1:51:12)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=7822 “When someone like Duffy lies about having invited me and tells his audience that I've been invited, I can take that as an invite because the rest of the world believe a liar that he's actually contacted me. Subsequent to that, I clarify: Will Duffy has never contacted me and communicated with me with an invitation for me to accept or decline.”] (2:10:22)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=8145 “I didn't receive an invite, you stupid man. Duffy did not send me an invite and chat with me about it and get a decline.”] (2:15:45)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=10969 “Why did you turn down an invite from Will Duffy?”] (3:02:49)
|-
| 2025-01-18 || FED 2254 || [https://youtu.be/XIgcP07zP-8?t=10971 “I didn't turn down an invite from Will Duffy.”] (3:02:51)
|-
| 2025-02-26 || FED 2289 (Nathan Thompson vs The Final Experiment) || [https://youtu.be/L-2hF_KF5sA?t=2167 “You've claimed that I've been offered a ticket to Antarctica. You haven't offered me anything. You're a liar. No such offer has been offered and declined by me. There's been no communication back and forth about any ticket offer, but yet you've published on your website a complete, egregious lie about a ticket I haven't turned down.”] (0:36:07)
|-
| 2025-03-21 || FED 2303 (Creaky & Duffy's Height) || [https://youtu.be/uK9k9MdHAMw?t=3238 “I'll show it when Duffy shows the truth about how I turned down a ticket that he invited me along with.”] (0:53:58)
|-
| 2025-07-11 || FED 2362 (The Golden Ticket) || [https://youtu.be/VHBPKA0zudU?t=464 “Antarctica. No thanks. Not that you invited me. Not that I declined anything. Not that you'll ever see an email exchange between me and Will Duffy. No such email exists. He's been lying about it for quite some time.”] (0:07:44)
|-
| 2025-08-05 || FED 2378 (SciManDan) || [https://youtu.be/OSDQtpyo8jE?t=2697 “Yeah, I could have gone down to Antarctica if they'd have invited me, but Duffy decided not to, and then decided to just lie about it over and over again. I mean, I've said he'll burn in hell unless he actually provides those documentations and email responses that don't exist, where I decline an invitation.”] (0:44:57)
|-
| 2025-09-09 || FED 2362 (Golden Ticket No.2) || [https://youtu.be/WEMsEuwdbGE?t=776 “I don't think it matters about whether or not I was invited. Nah, Duffy's just a liar.”] (0:12:56)
|-
| 2025-09-30 || FED 2375 || [https://youtu.be/cOJ92EQvd_M?t=9334 “I suggest that if Duffy cannot produce the email exchange between he and I, where I deny his invitation, then he should burn in hell.”] (2:35:34)
|-
| 2025-10-01 || FED 2376b || [https://youtu.be/L7xqu4m7Oso?t=8600 “Oh, no, I wasn't told by Duffy anything. He didn't contact me. He just perpetually lies about inviting me somewhere.”] (2:23:20)
|-
| 2025-10-20 || FED 2387 || [https://youtu.be/CKiwMkAbJhc?t=7622 “No, it didn't. He could have gone — there wasn't one. There's been no back and forth between me and Duffy. There's been no decline of an invitation I received. He's never going to show any email exchange between he and I. I've condemned him to hell for lying about it.”] (2:07:02)
|-
| 2025-11-04 || FED 2398 (Jeran & Dave) || [https://youtu.be/dptM0NtJxGY?t=14238 “I mean, it was said by Duffy that I was offered a free trip, and I wasn't. That was a complete lie by a fraud.”] (3:57:18)
|}

== Flerf Mass ==
Nathan's daily show is modeled after a Catholic mass where he has a challenge-response with the panel.

If any acolytes besmirch the Oakley they may be assigned a number of Hail Oakleys as penance. 
[[File:Hail_Oakley.png|800px]]

== That time he admitted the earth is a globe ==
This was a conversation between him and Anthony Riley:

[[File:NathanOakleyAdmitsGlobe.png]]

== Nathan's Response to Appear on "The Drunk Debunk Show" to promote his "book"==
<blockquote>
Dear ugly dweeb cunt thief with a shite YouTube channel.

"I have Oakleys book, want me to send it"

"Yes send it me please"

So, you want to help me feed my kids by asking (not paying for) a book that is yet to be released be sent to you for free from a troll in your chat?? My book isn't out yet you dumb motherfucker shit for brains who believes anything he's told!

I'd love to flush your fuck ugly, thieving dweeb head down the toilet like the kids at your school used to do to you. You look like the type of person that often got beaten up just for being you, and based on your disingenuous message and willingness to steel from me, I can understand why.

Go find a tall building and use yourself to prove gravity with it! You can use the flat earth measurement of altitude from sea level to know how high you are when you do so. This will help prevent the world getting populated with other dumbfuck thieves, who believe everything that are told and are willing to steal from a family man.

If I wanted to talk to a fuck ugly, thieving dweeb cunt, I'd be the one proactively contacting you! You are a dumb, no name twat! "Sold exposure" you are total fucking nobody and completely delusional!

Let me know when you jump so I can continue not giving a fuck about you or what you do as nobody watches.

Feel free to join my live (door is open to cunts like you) show and maybe we'll build some actual rapport, or maybe you'll get your head flushed live for my audience and their appreciation of watching a no name wanker pirate get a metaphorical shit kicking by a real man. If you need a free copy of my book, feel free to beg me for it like you begged the bullies to stop beating you up!

Yours Faithfully

Nathan
</blockquote>

When asked for comment, TDDS considered this a "Maybe" and is still hoping Nathan comes through in the end.

== Slappy knows Mafs ==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sSL8ZP3IjM&t=500s Meters to Kilometers]

Unknown: "Question, you ready, how do you convert meters into kilometers?" 
Slappy: "I don't know how do you convert meters into kilometers?" 
Unknown: "What's the correct way" 
Slappy: "You Tell Me" 
Unknown: "The correct ways divide meters by a thousand" 
Slappy: "So if you have a meter and I divide that meter by 1000 you don't think that would give you millimeters" 
Unknown: "Meters into kilometers Nathan" 
Slappy: "You just said you divide meters by thousand to get kilometers so you're saying I divide something that is one meter long by 1,000 and that will come out to a kilometer it sounds like it sounds like lines you are quite literally [.....]. You do not divide meters to come out with kilometers why would you divide a value that is given in meters to come up with something larger" 
Unknown: "Because Nathan because the thing you don't understand is it a ratio. Did you do math in school 
Slappy: "Why would you divide a meter value when trying to come up with a larger value dividing something makes it smaller" 
Unknown: "Oh Dear" 

This incident is the inspiration for one of the [[Housekeeping Questions For Flerfs]]

== Slappy knows Dimensions ==
[https://youtu.be/8sSL8ZP3IjM?si=UEk6idgXfVyW934q&t=224 Planes are 1D]

== Slappy knows how to Slap ==
[https://youtu.be/Cy8jQ08Ydg4?si=ftpTttUL05-buXXF&t=19 SLAP!!!!!!!]

== Slappy knows Herpes(and finally a different shirt) ==
[[File:Slappy knows Herpes.png|400px|link={{filepath:Slappy knows Herpes.png}}]]

== Slappy knows Phalli, no lie ==
It's no surprise to anybody that Slappy is suppressing his closeted homosexual desires & fantasies.

Here are just some of the fun ways he likes to disguise this.(hold mouse over)

[[File:Nathan Phallic 1.png|200px|Girth and long]]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 2.png|200px|Skinny and long]]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 3.png|200px|What mine is really like]]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 4.png|200px|Give it a tickle first]]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 5.png|200px|The 'Oh Yeah Big Boy']]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 6.png|200px|The 'No Hands give it everything you got]]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 8.png|120px|The 'Birdie Num Num']]
[[File:Nathan Phallic 7.png|200px|Don't ignore the balls]]

== Slappy knows how to be a Coward, like nobody else ==
As it appears there are just the worst of the worst, the stupidest of the stupid Flerfs left, skimming the bottom of the barrel, only looking for a clip, SourPounder decided they are taking a hiatus from Flat Earth nonsense. Before going on hiatus, they put a challenge to Nathan Oakley to debate McToon for $500. Below is Nathan's response, in true Slappy form.

[[File:Slappy Cowardice.png||He has only been running from McToon for 5 years]]

[[File:Slappy Cowardice Response.png||Slappy has no use for Pepper Grinders, they just don't hit the spot like they used to]]

As of July 30th, 40 days after the debate was offered, it has not been accepted in writing, so has been withdrawn.

== Other Info ==
* Constantly goes [[flerf-on-flerf]] with everyone.
* Shares a Discord server with [[Quantum Eraser]].
* Was [https://youtu.be/Ldx_XV02Oec heard beating his children] while his mic was on.
* Wonders how his balls taste.
* Has personal prove of the dome.
* Unable to convert meters to kilometers <ref>[https://youtu.be/7IFaqezQj44?si=u3eFCFc9S_0KFjGG&t=360 6:00 Nathan can't convert meters into kilometers, <q>#15 Flat earth conspiracy theorist can't do the most basic of maths plus Tarzan appears</q> by Conspiracy Toonz]</ref>
see [[Housekeeping Questions For Flerfs]]

* Is a bender when he skates
* Has “no issue with” the [[Wikipedia:Nigger|N-word]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/wLKlhELvbeM?t=1401 23:21 Oakley using the N-word, <q>Flat Earth Debate 2321 LIVE Politics</q> by NathanOakley1980]</ref>
* loves the mute button but finds it hard to do when debating live <ref>[https://youtu.be/cW4lc5bX6Hk?si=0jt0IuD0BdaRZ-sM <q>Oakley without a mute button</q> by Deplorable ilk]</ref>and <ref>[https://youtu.be/2IgEqPojXn4?si=JmXHJ47QBv9hDgVn <q>"Globe Denying" Chat show host put firmly back in his box</q> by Conspiracy Toonz]</ref>

== Toilet Paper Brand No.2, for No.2's ==
Slappy has advised his upcoming book will be called "Measured Flat: All Roads Lead to Flat Earth"

Every week for some time now, Slappy advises all 5 viewers the book will be realised soon, I am in no rush, it comes out when it comes out, about 2 weeks.

Ferengi has said in [https://www.youtube.com/live/eXreqQqg0cU?si=aAQbdAaehEQ2A1v3&t=2214 FED 2556] he firmly believes the book will be well received, because "It'll be a really good publication", and will ultimately be a source of income. This is welcomed news to "The Biggest Beggar on YT" as he constantly raves on how poor he is, and quickly segues into asking for donations.

During [https://www.youtube.com/live/fY1yx8bYxXc?si=vslFnD1NTciZagFq&t=3019 FED 2561] Nathan advises the book is near completion. He is so overjoyed at the soon to be World changing event(in his simpleton mind at least), he almost cried, but he did cream himself.

July 2nd on Discord, Slappy advised the book's release 'is imminent'.

UPDATE:

July 29, the Toilet Brand No. 2 has officially been released as a Digital Copy. However, in classic flerf betrayal, it has already been Ledwelled.

===Aliases used in the book===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name in book !! Actual name !! Notes
|-
| Fred Buffoon || MCToon ||
|-
| Julian Flipﬂopper || [[Jeran Campanella]] ||
|-
| Simon Merkin || [[Quantum Eraser]] (?) Adam Meakin (?) || Could be either or both
|-
| Antone Subway || [[Antonio Subirats]] ||
|-
| Tommy Cockrun || [[Riley | Anthony Riley]] ||
|-
| Lesley Triplehorn || [[Patricia Steere]] ||
|-
| Diametric Android || [[Divergent Droid]] ||
|-
| Billy Fresco || || Someone who financed Oakley's court case
|-
| Raven Edgar || || female former army technician
|-
| Carlton Astro-Turfson || Neil deGrasse Tyson (?) ||
|-
| Dennis Falcon || Dr. Danny R. Faulkner ||
|-
| Phil Carving || || glober, made a video called "make it stop" or similar
|-
| Dafydd Buoyo || || conspiracy theorist obsessed with maps
|-
| The Last Experiment || [[The Final Experiment]] ||
|-
| Matcho–Poipu || Michio Kaku ||
|-
| It's measured flat || I'm too stupid to measure an angle on a curve ||
|-
| Pseudoscience || The science that contradicts flat earth ||
|-
| Mario Soprano || || conspiracy theorist who think all conspiracies lead to flat earth
|-
| NightyNighty || || videographer from Spain worked with Simulacra
|-
| Simulacra Encode || || videographer from Spain worked with NightyNighty
|-
| GoThereAndScrew || Barbi McGill (?) || produced Song on Nathan's channel, was in a show together with Oakley and Steere
|-
| FlatEarthWrongun || [[Jake The Asshole]] (?) || associated with Art Horizonworld, made t-shirts that had the Luna Lander with the caption “Lunar Lander Or Homeless Persons Shelter”
|-
| Art Horizonworld || Math Powerland (?) || Claimed to be an artist who worked for NASA, had a court battle with Eric Dubay
|-
| anti-ﬂat Earthers || normal people ||
|-
| Rob Noenter || [[Bob Knodel]] ||
|-
| Behind The Bend || Behind the curve ||
|-
| Tammy || Bob Knodel's wife ||
|-
| Jack Smith || ||
|-
| Ben Deeler || Ken Wheeler ||
|-
| Dwayne Cunthingham || ||
|-
| Phil Goyt || ||
|-
| John Coltrane || || (glober?)
|-
| Twyford McGollum || Dave McKeegan ||
|-
| Ernie Duoport || [[Eric Dubay]] ||
|-
| Spherebangers || Globebusters ||
|-
| William Hicks || [[Hibbeler Productions | Sean Hibbeler]] (?) ||
|-
| Mark Wise || [[Dave Weiss]] ||
|-
| Sam Checkers || ||
|-
| Johnny Bravisimo || [[Eddie Bravo]] (?) ||
|-
| Cam Quadruplei || ||
|-
| Orson Begsit || [[Austin Witsit]] ||
|-
| Jemal Dobson || ||
|-
| Matt Major || [[Mark Sargent]] (?) ||
|-
| Spuds Emo || [[Spurskimo]] (?) ||
|-
| Tom Mosman || || Someone who had porn in a video that was shown during one of Oakley's livestreams.
|-
| Usama Bin Pseudonym || ||
|-
| Proof Man || ||
|-
| The Disturbance || Rumpus ||
|-
| Gobbling Dogs || Conspiracy Catz ||
|-
| Jim/Refracted Drop || Refracted Curvature ||
|}

= References =
<references/>

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:Papa flerfs]]
[[Category:Criminals]]
[[Category: British flerfs]]

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|realName=Ludwig Strassennhaus
|image=
|papa = [[Mark Sargent]]
|location=Toilet
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LudwigStrassennhaus is a baby flerf. Loves Mark Sargent. Plays Gematria.

== Gematria ==
LudwigStrassennhaus means these things in Gematria:
* axel vasa saint semen of the asscrack
* seventy year old men
* milk anything with nipples
* my dick reincarnated inside your asshole
* Hello Illuminati I Love You

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