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Mikey Smith

2025-12-08T20:51:53Z

Astrokate: /* Stealing Credit for Discovering Moon Worms From Ryan S */ Moon worms update.

{{Infobox
|image=File:Mikey Smith.jpeg
|realName=Michael Allen
|location=Canada
|platform=[https://www.youtube.com/@truthflatearth YouTube]
|papa=Joshua Authentic Intent [[Nathan Thompson]]
|religiflerf=Yes. Blurry images prove His handiwork! Your life has meaning, Sirius!
|drinksUrine=No, unless served at Tim Horton's.
|adoptedBy=[[User:GlobesGalore|GlobesGalore]]
}}

= Known Accounts =
* [https://www.youtube.com/@truthflatearth Mikey Smith / Horizontally Appozed AKA @truthflatearth on YouTube]
* [https://www.tiktok.com/@wwwtiktok.com231975 Hugs To All on TikTok]
* [https://my-store-eec958.creator-spring.com/ Creator Spring Store]
* [https://www.gofundme.com/u/mike-allen Mikey Allen Go Fund Me]
* [https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/horizontallyappozed?country.x=CA&locale.x=en_US Horizontally Appozed on Paypal]
* [https://flatearth101.com/fe-mike-smith Flat Earth 101 Page on Mikey Smith]
* [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/People/Content_Creators/Mikey_Smith Truth Earth Wiki on Mikey Smith]

= About Mikey Smith =

Mikey Smith is the greatest flat earther of all time. One might say he's the G.O.A.T. of flat earth. Based in Saskatchewan near Regina, Mikey has become Canada's most famous flat earther. When he is not suing the Canadian Space Agency, he can often be found doing flat earth activism from his car adorned with signs and messages about flat earth. Being an avid astronomer, Mikey bought CA $500.00 binoculars which he uses to take pictures of the night sky, revealing the firmament and flat earth below. Even globies like MCToon keep their channel afloat only because everyone wants to see Mikey. Mikey's firmament photographs will be showcased in a museum--as soon as a gallery leaps at the opportunity to make room for Mikey's artwork, that is.

=Lawsuit Against Canadian Space Agency=
[[File:2025-11-26_Mikey_getting_asked_about_the_law_suit-deleting_messages.png|thumbnail|Mikey deleted all comments asking about losing the lawsuit.|left|100px]]
On October 6, 2025, Mikey submitted paperwork to sue the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for CA$ 80,000,000. The CSA responded and requested that it be thrown out and that Mikey get charged CA$ 1,260 for court costs. On November 24, 2025, the [https://www.fct-cf.ca/en/pages/about-the-court/members-of-the-court/judges/the-honourable-christine-pallotta The Honourable Madam Justice Christine Pallotta] made a final ruling against Mikey Smith, reducing the fine to CA$ 700.

* [https://mctoon27.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/mikey-smith-vs-csa-1-mikeys-filing-t-3860-25-id1-2025-11.pdf Mikey Smith vs CSA Filing T-3860-25-id 1 2025-10-06]
* [https://mctoon27.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/mikey-smith-vs-csa-2-court-ruling-1-20-2025-11.pdf Mikey Smith vs CSA Notice of Motion to strike T-3860-25-id 6 2025-10-29]
* [https://mctoon27.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/mikey-smith-vs-csa-3-order-to-strike-t-3860-25-id8.pdf Mikey Smith vs CSA Final Ruling T-3860-25 2025-11-24]

For comparison, most lawsuits in Canada last between one to three years. Having the judge make a ruling in about six weeks implies that Mikey brought forth a weak case with little chance of success.

On November 26, Mikey was doing a livestream and was asked about the ruling in the case. Instead of answering, he deleted the messages. His only response to date has been to call the chat asking about the lawsuit the r-word. <ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/P8XgvAg-YRM?si=ILyJGPHI1BBcOzWN&t=814</ref>

== Radio Silence ==

Since it has been made clear to Mikey that he lost the court case, he has not made any videos. He has not posted any new content on his social media accounts. Attempts to contact Mikey have failed. Where are you, Mikey?

== Analysis of Lawsuit ==
Mikey sued for 80 million dollars because he claimed the Canadian Space Agency faking space caused him mental anguish. There is no rule nor regulation stating a Canadian agency can't lie about space, and there would be no way to show the agency knew ahead of time that their lies would specifically target Mikey thirty years later after the agency was founded. So even if Mikey could convince the court that the Canadian Space Agency was faking space, the agency would still not be liable to pay Mikey any money.

Regardless, Mikey's claim lacked any specifics about who in the agency was faking space, how it was being done, and for what reason. This would have made discovery almost impossible. It would be a bit like suing becuase someone you don't like did a bad thing, somewhere, at some time, but not knowing any details over that.

In addition, the 80 million dollars set by Mikey appears to have been a made-up number without any real world basis as to why Mikey should have been afforded that amount of money. Mikey begs for gas money on YouTube--there's no way he personally paid 80 million in taxes to the Canadian Space Agency alone.

= Allegation of Sexual Assault =
There is an allegation that Mikey Smith was once arrested for groping a 16- or 17-year-old, but received no conviction or sentencing.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5S35CpSXIs</ref> It might be speculated that the lack of consequences was because of [[Wikipedia:Diminished responsibility|diminished responsibility]] due to mental illness.

= Landlord Harassment =
In October of 2021, Mikey rented a unit in Pense, Saskatchewan. According to the landlord, Mikey developed "unreciprocated feelings" for her. He sexually harassed her by entering her bedroom several times, uninvited. Eventually, he became hostile and abusive towards the landlord. Mikey then made YouTube videos where he gave the name and address of the landlord. In at least one video, he said the landlord should be hit with a sledgehammer. The landlord reported the activities of Mikey to the police.<ref>https://www.canlii.org/en/sk/skort/doc/2022/2022skort1007/2022skort1007.html?resultId=db7da59cc3444ca6a1e34daaab864022&searchId=2025-11-18T17:02:50:826/6683031d3a5540219f483b8be1263ec8&searchUrlHash=AAAAAQANTWljaGFlbCBBbGxlbgAAAAAB</ref>

= Laser Safety Hazard =
Mikey owns a seven watt, blue laser. The device is a [[Wikipedia:Laser safety|class IV laser]] capable of causing eye damage by peering directly at the beam or looking at the laser dot off of a surface. He does not use standard laser protection equipment. He states on several streams that he shines his laser into the sky--in particular towards the moon at night. He does not appear to check for ADS-B traffic to ensure no air traffic is overhead. In one video, Mikey turns on the laser indoors without eye protection with his cat in the room. <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At_DoZL0BX8&t=2767s</ref>

= Stealing Credit for Discovering Moon Worms From Ryan S =
[[File:Mikey Stealing Credit for Moon Worms From Ryan S.png|thumb|Screenshot from video where Mikey attempts to take credit from Ryan S for moon worms.|200px]] In November of 2025, Ryan S participatied in a livestream with [[Roger Ledwell]] discussing Ryan's discovery of moon worms. In the stream, Ryan lamented that Mikey never gave him credit for discovering moon worms and further claimed Mikey was a "dumbass" for not noticing the moon worms in the first place. On November 9th, 2025, Mikey Smith did a livestream where he attempted to steal credit for the discovery of moon worms from Ryan S.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At_DoZL0BX8</ref> Mikey later created a shorter video attempting to steal credit from Ryan S again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrrZzCouOPc</ref>

Ryan S responded in the comments to Mikey's shorter video: "Mikey, I love you.... but c'mon bro.... I'm only trying wake you up... Just calm down dude... bashing you? No... I'm not the first, only or the last..."

If you wish to see Ryan’s moon worms yourself, the video is on Mikey’s YouTube feed. The video is titled [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhbLkFl3ISA “what the F is that at 104 sec PART - 2.”] Some claim it’s not a worm but a point-like light source such as satellite. Others might point out that the video is using a long exposure so a satellite would leave a streak on the frame. And furthermore, doubters might also point out that the up and down wiggles coincide directly with the shaky camera work. However, if you relax your critical thinking faculties, maybe it could be moon worms.

= Attempt To Measure The Temperature of the Sun With an Infrared Thermometer =
[[File:Mikey Thermometer.jpg|thumb|Mikey points an infrared thermometer at the sun.|right|100px]]In 2022, Mikey attempted to measure the temperature of the sun by pointing an infrared thermometer at the it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaHNiTEjGwI</ref> More specifically, he pointed a 35 dollar Titan 51408 high temperature infrared thermometer, held by hand, and took a reading.<ref>https://www.titan-us.com/default.aspx?page=item+detail&itemcode=51408&catlist=57</ref> The thermometer appeared to be peaking at about 200 degrees celcius. The instruction manual states that the device is rated for temperatures up to 315 degrees celcius while the Sun's corona exceeds over a million degrees celsius. The manual further states that the distance-to-spot ratio is set at 8:1. <ref>https://www.free-instruction-manuals.com/pdf/pa_1343923.pdf</ref>

The distance-to-spot ratio means that an area read by the device at an 800 meter distance will have a diameter of 100 meters. With the sun's distance being aproximately 150 gigameters away from Earth, Mikey would have been attempting to read the temperature of an object with the diameter of 18.75 gigameters. The diameter of the sun is only 1.39 gigameters. So, Mikey attempted to measure an object in the sky with a diameter 13.5 times larger than the sun, making the measurement physically meaningless.

Of course, Mikey will claim that the Sun is much closer, but the distance doesn't matter. The average angular size of the sun is about 0.53 degrees. The formula for determining the diameter of an object based on its distance and angular size is D = θ x d.

* D = Diameter of spherical object.
* θ = Angular size in radians of the object.
* d = Distance to the spherical object.

0.53 degrees is 0.00925 radians, so the equation for the Sun becomes D = 0.00925 x d. Therefore the Sun will always have a distance-to-diameter ratio of about 108:1 regardless of how far away someone thinks it is.

= Astronomy =
Mikey Smith thinks he is one of the greatest astronomers of all time, believes he has taken images of the firmament, and claims he has shot the first "true" images of stars. He believes he is clever for using binoculars instead of a telescope and taking pictures of the night sky using his phone's camera. It should be noted that retailers often sell binoculars designed for astronomy and they sell phone attachment accesories for said binoculars. Yet, somehow, Mikey thinks he's the first to discover this.

== Mikey Digitally Manipulates His Images While Demanding Others Do Not ==
Mikey Smith demands raw, unedited images from others while only presenting edited images himself; this is likely due to profound ignorance rather than deception. Mikey takes his astronomy photos with his phone using the default camera application. The default camera application does heavy processing on the image before saving it.<ref>https://blog.minhazav.dev/android-camera-subsystem-basic-image-processing-steps-done-at-hardware-level-in-android-camera/</ref>

The basic Android imaging pipeline includes:

* Detection and correction of hot pixels.
* Debayering the sensor data to produce color values.
* Noise reduction--often involving stacking multiple images, applying a convolution matrix, and/or machine learning algorithms AKA AI.
* Vignetting and lens shading reduction.
* Geometric correction to correct for lens distortion.
* Color and white balance correction.
* Tone curve adjustment to match colors to the device's color output profile.
* Edge enhancement to sharpen the image.
* Conversion into JPEG which is a lossy format which introduces compression artifacts into the image.

Smartphone manufacturers may introduce additional features into the image processing pipeline. One common algorithm commonly added to smartphones is to combine multiple exposures to create HDR images. <ref>https://research.google/blog/hdr-with-bracketing-on-pixel-phones/</ref> Some features have even been known to completely fake astronomical objects such as Samsung's AI Moon enhancement. <ref>https://www.samsung.com/uk/support/mobile-devices/how-galaxy-cameras-combine-super-resolution-technologies-with-ai-to-produce-high-quality-images-of-the-moon/</ref>

= The Flerfmobile =

Mikey drives a silver 2016 Subaru Outback which he adorns with magnetic decals, led lights, and large signage claiming Earth is flat. <ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/99huG1kvXPY?si=oCCsGrbO2MZ7ANKC&t=1830</ref>

= The Chicken Squack Assault =

On the evening of June 28, 2025, Mikey was harassing people from his car about flat earth. A stranger which Mikey insulted then assaulted Michael in his car. The stranger walked up to Mikey's open window and threw punches towards his face. None landed, and Mikey was not hurt. During the incident, Mikey squacked the rubber chicken he was holding multiple times. The stranger then walked away back to his own car. The assaulter came back to appologize to Mikey, but Mikey rebuffed the appology. Mikey then reported the incident to the police. <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H_M8T73UJ4</ref> The incident has been forever immortalized in the song, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knq5-Z39Ucw Squack That Chicken, Mikey Smith].

= Astrophotography Analysis =

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
|+ Mikey's Photos
|-
! style="width: 120px;" | Photo !! Analysis
|-
| [[File:Screenshot 20240818 173956 Gallery.jpg|thumbnail|left|100px]] || [[File:Screenshot 20240818 173956 Gallery-stretched-levels.png|thumbnail|right|100px]] '''About:''' This is Mikey's claim to fame. He tried to have it placed in a museum. The text in the image says, "Your life has meaning, SIRIUS." Taken literally, it reads as someone giving SIRIUS a pep talk. It's obviously an out-of-focus star--presumably Sirius--where the lenses and coating thereof are creating a rainbow effect.

'''Origin:''' Downloaded from the [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/File:Screenshot_20240818_173956_Gallery.jpg True Earth Wiki.] The filename was Screenshot 20240818 173956 Gallery.jpg.

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'''Signs of Manual Post-processing:''' Not only has Mikey manually altered the image to add the text, the out-of-focus star itself was digitally cropped out and placed onto a pure black background. This can be verified by stretching the levels of the image to the extreme. If this were a real photograph, the background noise would pop. Instead, we clearly see the outline Mikey used to extract the image of Sirius and that the background is pure black.
|-
| [[File:5a44f967f2244287b94e86ade58b5cc9 0.jpg|thumbnail|left|100px]] || [[File:5a44f967f2244287b94e86ade58b5cc9 0-principal-component-analysis.png|thumbnail|right|100px]] '''About:''' This Mikey's second claim to fame. Like many of Mikey's photos, it's a slightly out-of-focus star with the camera lenses refracting the light to create a rainbow effect. The caption says "The star Capella" which taken literally means there are many Capellas, but this one is the star. The "wwwtiktok.com231975" text on the bottom is Mikey's user account name on TikTok.

'''Origin:''' Downloaded from the [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/File:5a44f967f2244287b94e86ade58b5cc9_0.jpg True Earth Wiki.] The filename was 5a44f967f2244287b94e86ade58b5cc9 0.jpg.

'''Metadata:''' All Metadata has been stripped from the image.

'''Signs of Manual Post-processing:''' Performing a principal component analysis of the image shows a lack of noise outside of the star. The background was replaced with a nearly full black background. The RGB value of the background in hex is 010001. There is no deviation. This is on top of adding the text, of course.
|-
| [[File:Screenshot 20240608 152619 Gallery.jpg|thumbnail|left|100px]] || [[File:Screenshot 20240608 152619 Gallery-noise-analysis.png|thumbnail|right|100px]] '''About:''' This is titled "Star Sirius." One assumes this is the star Sirius as seen through a pair of binoculars and captured on a cell phone. The lenses and their coating create a rainbow effect around the overexposed and out-of-focus star.

'''Origin:''' Downloaded from the [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/File:Screenshot_20240608_152619_Gallery.jpg True Earth Wiki.] The filename was Screenshot 20240608 152619 Gallery.jpg.

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'''Signs of Manual Post-processing:''' Performing a noise analysis, it is clear the author digitally removed the top and bottom of the image and replaced it with pure black bars.
|-
| [[File:Sirius IMG 20240226 172935.jpg|thumbnail|left|100px]] || '''About:''' The description given to this photo is Polaris.<ref>https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/People/Content_Creators/Mikey_Smith</ref> Though, the description also refers to it as "star sirius"<ref>https://www.flerf.info/index.php/File:Sirius_IMG_20240226_172935.jpg</ref> It's another out-of-focus star with rainbow effects from the optics.

'''Origin:''' Downloaded from the [https://trueearth.wikitide.org/wiki/File:Sirius_IMG_20240226_172935.jpg True Earth Wiki.] The filename was Sirius IMG 20240226 172935.jpg.

'''Metadata:''' All Metadata has been stripped from the image.

'''Signs of Manual Post-processing:''' The Android video player user interface is visible in the photo. If the filename wasn't a big enough give away, the UI elements show that this is a screenshot. A side effect of the photo being a screenshot of a video is that the compression artifacts within the video itself will be present regardless of the quality of the jpeg.
|-
| [[File:Mikey tiktok-firmament.jpeg|thumbnail|left|100px]] || [[File:Mikey tiktok-firmament-boosted saturation.jpeg|thumbnail|right|100px]] '''About:''' Uploaded to Mikey's TikTok account and titled "Firmament 100%", this photo seems to show blurry, out-of-focus stars from beneath a dimly lit sky. Mikey describes the photo as follows: "Firmament revealed taken with 20x80 binoculars night mode on Samsung."

'''Target:''' A patch of the Milky Way in the Cygnus constellation.
* Right Ascension: 19h 59m 36.525s
* Declination: +30° 46' 08.341"

'''Origin:''' Downloaded from TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wwwtiktok.com231975/photo/7459095434762505477 The original upload date is January 12, 2025.

'''Metadata:''' All Metadata has been stripped from the image.

'''Night Mode:''' Samsung describes Night Mode as a process by which machine learning algorithms combine 30 images into a single shot in addition to using other heavy post-processing techniques.<ref>https://www.samsung.com/uk/support/mobile-devices/how-to-use-night-mode-on-your-galaxy-smartphone-camera/</ref>

'''Light in Sky:''' Boosting the saturation of the image shows clear red and green hues. Green is the most common color of auroras and occurs due to ionized oxygen between 100 and 240 km in altitude. Red lights are due to ionized oxygen above 240 km. Dim auroras can often look like light pollution without color boosting.

'''Signs of Post-processing:''' Mikey states that he took the photo in Night Mode which applies heavy post processing to the image. In addition, dark circles surround stars which indicates the use of an edge-sharpening post-processing filter.
|-
| [[File:Mikey tiktok firmament 2.jpeg|thumbnail|left|100px]] || [[File:Mikey tiktok firmament 2 saturation boost.jpeg|thumbnail|right|100px]] '''About:''' This untitled photo is descibed by Mikey as being taken on 20x80 binoculars, using night mode, then manually light balanced. He claims this is proof the firmament is real and that space is fake.

'''Target:''' An image of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Cluster The Double Cluster in Persius.]
* Right Ascension: 02h 19m 19.058s
* Declination: +57° 12' 07.172"

'''Origin:''' Downloaded from TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wwwtiktok.com231975/photo/7427216319738645766 . The original upload date is October 18, 2024.

'''Metadata:''' All Metadata has been stripped from the image.

'''Night Mode:''' Samsung describes Night Mode as a process by which machine learning algorithms combine 30 images into a single shot in addition to using other heavy post-processing techniques.

'''Light Pollution:''' Increasing the saturation of the image brings out the slight green tint of the light pollution indicating that Mikey also photographed a dim Aurora in addition to the stars.

'''Signs of Post-processing:''' Mikey states he used Night Mode to take this image and that he further adjusted the light balance. Dark circles around stars indicate edge-sharpening occured.
|-
| Mikey's Next Masterpiece || Placeholder for Mikey's next, globe-shattering showpiece.
|}

= Other Info =
*He is the self appointed GOAT of flat Earth
* Mikey Smith is a Canadian content creator who explores unconventional theories, including flat Earth perspectives.
* His YouTube channel features a variety of content, such as personal observations, mirrored videos, and commentary on topics related to flat Earth theory and religious beliefs.
* Notable videos include:
* "NOT FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES"
* "Firmament, Milky Way"
* "Northern lights"
* Smith has participated in discussions and interviews about flat Earth topics, such as "Flat Earth on Sundays With Guest Mikey Smith from CANADA."
* His content often addresses debates surrounding scientific concepts, exemplified by the video "A Flat Earth Misunderstanding of Epic Proportions."
*He recently filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for posting "fake photos". He is asking for tens of millions of dollars or 1/3 of their annual budget.
*His main thing are "photos" of stars through his 20x80 or 25x100 binoculars with an Android cell phone attached to one eyepiece. He believes that he is the only person on Earth or in history to correctly photograph stars. He ignores and even ridicules any thoughts of chromatic aberration.
*He is probably best known for taking the temperature of the Sun with a laser thermometer.
*He thinks his high power blue laser reaches the Moon, which he believes is only a few miles away
*He has decorated his car with decals, magnetic signs and a billboard on top. He does live streams of him driving around and parking where large numbers of people will be to try to get attention.
*He does experiments, which are always awful, but somehow "proves" his idiotic ideas
*He seems obsessed with wiping other peoples' asses
*He thinks he has photos of the firmament and can prove it in court, 100%
*It's obvious from watching his videos that he's the kind of man who eats cereal for dinner
*He stated himself that he's unstable. <ref>https://youtu.be/vsfSXtrNaRU?si=FpFrOIejPBzBF5Sq&t=344</ref>

= References =
<references/>

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:Canadian flerfs]]

Austin Witsit

2025-04-27T13:56:38Z

Astrokate: /* Snake Oil Salesman */ Literally not literally.

{{Infobox
| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
| location = US
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]
| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
}}

Austin David Whitsitt, known online as '''Witsit Gets It'' or "Unemployed Austin", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views. In December 2024, Whitsitt participated in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models.

= Known Accounts =
{| class="wikitable"
! Platform !! Account
|-
| [https://witsit.tv Witsit.tv] || [https://witsit.tv witsit.tv]
|-
| [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt Twitter] || [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt @WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt Patreon] || [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt Rumble] || [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit Rokfin] || [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://ko-fi.com/witsit Ko-fi] || [https://ko-fi.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/miswits Telegram] || [https://t.me/miswits miswits]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitgetsit Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitstreams Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitstreams witsitstreams]
|-
| [https://auditnasa.com Audit NASA] || [https://auditnasa.com auditnasa.com]
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit Witsit Gets It]
|}

= Arrest History =

Collect the [[Witsit Trading Cards]]!

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Arrest History
! Date !! Reason !! Mugshot !! Records !! Notes
|-
| Apr 9, 2013 || Possession of Marijuana || N/A || [https://weakley.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=E6903D40-F66B-43C0-9DBC-A7386CB53626&dsid=e608439d County Criminal Record] [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2013/04/19/weakley-county-general-sessions/ Newspaper Article 2013-04-09] ||
|-
| Apr 5, 2014 || Driving While License Revoked || N/A || [https://madison.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=7E1E24EC-1FC2-4939-B596-898F7FE3F2B2&dsid=657dee84 County Criminal Record] ||
|-
| Oct 4, 2015 || Assault || N/A || [https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article47623610.html News article] [https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Pennsylvania Courts Docket] [https://web.archive.org/web/20250118045932/https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Archived version] || Punched someone at a bar
|-
| 2016 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2016 public intoxication.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Oct 10, 2018 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2018-10-10.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 5, 2019 || Shoplifting || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2019-03-05.png|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 23, 2021 || Possessing marijuana || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] ||
|-
| Aug 4, 2021 || Flapping his face hole at Mount Rushmore || N/A || [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2] [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3] [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt] [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/] ||
|-
| Oct 2, 2023 || Domestic battery || [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record] [[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png|150px|thumb]] || Spit on his wife's face
|}

= Other Info =
* Frequently engages in [[Flerf-on-flerf|flerf-on-flerfs]] with [[Nathan Oakley]].
* One of only four flat earthers who travelled for [[The Final Experiment]].
* Suspended for fighting at a football game [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2009/09/03/messenger-sports-briefs-for-september-3-2/ Local Newspaper Article]

= Selected Quotations =

== Full moon and new moon ==

<blockquote>
'''Will Duffy:''' What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?

'''Austin Whitsitt:''' I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}
</blockquote>

== Southern compasses ==

<blockquote>
'''Austin Whitsitt:''' Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.
</blockquote>

= Misogyny And Domestic Abuse =

== Evidence of Misogyny and Abuse ==

Witsit makes misogynist statements. Furthermore, police arrested him for assaulting his partner in 2023. Court records indicate Witsit made hostile and aggressive gestures. He then spit on his partner's face without consent. [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Court Record]

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-misogyny-twitter.png|512px|An example of Witsit's misogyny.]]
</blockquote>

On March 18, 2025, a surveillance video surfaced from Witsit's residence dated December 24, 2024. In the video, Witsit verbally abuses his partner and gestures violently towards her. Some of the verbal abuse Witsit gives to his partner in the video includes claiming to hate her, calling her names, claiming she likes it rough, and punching the nearby furniture.

== Statistics About Children In Households With Intimate Partner Violence ==

Witsit claims to have two children making the accusations of domestic abuse particularly worrisome.

* Between 30% and 60% of children with an abusive parent ends up being abused themselves. [https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/grants/213503.pdf Source]
* Children are 15 times more likely to experience abuse overall when subjected to a household with interpersonal violence between the parents. [https://belfastwomensaid.org.uk/themainevent/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/UNICEF_BehindClosedDoors.pdf Source]
* Around 20% of intimate partner violence that go to court involve a child witness. [https://www.ojp.gov/sites/g/files/xyckuh241/files/archives/pressreleases/2009/BJS10007.htm Source]

== Misogynistic Video About Blue Origin Flight ==

On April 18, 2025, Witsit released a live stream video titled [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1JA9LhOJ8 “Powerful Feminists Defeat Sexism by Pretending to go to Space w/ Blue Origin”] in which he talked about a recent Blue Origin flight crewed by women. He repeatedly [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=Y-XTxj8wrWPGz-pY&t=7193 mocked and denied the oppression of women] and [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=um8u7UoQclwW0O7S&t=5609 claimed women receive special privileges]. He then proceeded to call the women [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=YGp8ATFUN-4Q174w&t=2450 “bimbos”] and [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=iFmXamihi7QG60ts&t=1397 make fun of their appearance]. Austin finally [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=yDlWQ0_amb4EQZRW&t=7638 claimed that men should be leaders and women should follow]. He uses homophobic slurs throughout the video.

= Snake Oil Salesman =

Witsit tries to sell snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."

= Notes =

<references />

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:American flerfs]]
[[Category:Religiflerfs]]
[[Category:Flerfzis]]
[[Category:Criminals]]
[[Category:TFE Antarctica team]]

Austin Witsit

2025-04-27T03:07:59Z

Astrokate: Added misogynistic video he put out recently.

{{Infobox
| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
| location = US
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]
| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
}}

Austin David Whitsitt, known online as '''Witsit Gets It'' or "Unemployed Austin", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views. In December 2024, Whitsitt participated in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models.

= Known Accounts =
{| class="wikitable"
! Platform !! Account
|-
| [https://witsit.tv Witsit.tv] || [https://witsit.tv witsit.tv]
|-
| [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt Twitter] || [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt @WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt Patreon] || [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt Rumble] || [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit Rokfin] || [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://ko-fi.com/witsit Ko-fi] || [https://ko-fi.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/miswits Telegram] || [https://t.me/miswits miswits]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitgetsit Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitstreams Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitstreams witsitstreams]
|-
| [https://auditnasa.com Audit NASA] || [https://auditnasa.com auditnasa.com]
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit Witsit Gets It]
|}

= Arrest History =

Collect the [[Witsit Trading Cards]]!

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Arrest History
! Date !! Reason !! Mugshot !! Records !! Notes
|-
| Apr 9, 2013 || Possession of Marijuana || N/A || [https://weakley.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=E6903D40-F66B-43C0-9DBC-A7386CB53626&dsid=e608439d County Criminal Record] [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2013/04/19/weakley-county-general-sessions/ Newspaper Article 2013-04-09] ||
|-
| Apr 5, 2014 || Driving While License Revoked || N/A || [https://madison.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=7E1E24EC-1FC2-4939-B596-898F7FE3F2B2&dsid=657dee84 County Criminal Record] ||
|-
| Oct 4, 2015 || Assault || N/A || [https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article47623610.html News article] [https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Pennsylvania Courts Docket] [https://web.archive.org/web/20250118045932/https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Archived version] || Punched someone at a bar
|-
| 2016 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2016 public intoxication.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Oct 10, 2018 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2018-10-10.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 5, 2019 || Shoplifting || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2019-03-05.png|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 23, 2021 || Possessing marijuana || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] ||
|-
| Aug 4, 2021 || Flapping his face hole at Mount Rushmore || N/A || [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2] [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3] [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt] [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/] ||
|-
| Oct 2, 2023 || Domestic battery || [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record] [[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png|150px|thumb]] || Spit on his wife's face
|}

= Other Info =
* Frequently engages in [[Flerf-on-flerf|flerf-on-flerfs]] with [[Nathan Oakley]].
* One of only four flat earthers who travelled for [[The Final Experiment]].
* Suspended for fighting at a football game [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2009/09/03/messenger-sports-briefs-for-september-3-2/ Local Newspaper Article]

= Selected Quotations =

== Full moon and new moon ==

<blockquote>
'''Will Duffy:''' What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?

'''Austin Whitsitt:''' I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}
</blockquote>

== Southern compasses ==

<blockquote>
'''Austin Whitsitt:''' Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.
</blockquote>

= Misogyny And Domestic Abuse =

== Evidence of Misogyny and Abuse ==

Witsit makes misogynist statements. Furthermore, police arrested him for assaulting his partner in 2023. Court records indicate Witsit made hostile and aggressive gestures. He then spit on his partner's face without consent. [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Court Record]

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-misogyny-twitter.png|512px|An example of Witsit's misogyny.]]
</blockquote>

On March 18, 2025, a surveillance video surfaced from Witsit's residence dated December 24, 2024. In the video, Witsit verbally abuses his partner and gestures violently towards her. Some of the verbal abuse Witsit gives to his partner in the video includes claiming to hate her, calling her names, claiming she likes it rough, and punching the nearby furniture.

== Statistics About Children In Households With Intimate Partner Violence ==

Witsit claims to have two children making the accusations of domestic abuse particularly worrisome.

* Between 30% and 60% of children with an abusive parent ends up being abused themselves. [https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/grants/213503.pdf Source]
* Children are 15 times more likely to experience abuse overall when subjected to a household with interpersonal violence between the parents. [https://belfastwomensaid.org.uk/themainevent/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/UNICEF_BehindClosedDoors.pdf Source]
* Around 20% of intimate partner violence that go to court involve a child witness. [https://www.ojp.gov/sites/g/files/xyckuh241/files/archives/pressreleases/2009/BJS10007.htm Source]

== Misogynistic Video About Blue Origin Flight ==

On April 18, 2025, Witsit released a live stream video titled [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1JA9LhOJ8 “Powerful Feminists Defeat Sexism by Pretending to go to Space w/ Blue Origin”] in which he talked about a recent Blue Origin flight crewed by women. He repeatedly [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=Y-XTxj8wrWPGz-pY&t=7193 mocked and denied the oppression of women] and [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=um8u7UoQclwW0O7S&t=5609 claimed women receive special privileges]. He then proceeded to call the women [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=YGp8ATFUN-4Q174w&t=2450 “bimbos”] and [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=iFmXamihi7QG60ts&t=1397 make fun of their appearance]. Austin finally [https://www.youtube.com/live/Tq1JA9LhOJ8?si=yDlWQ0_amb4EQZRW&t=7638 claimed that men should be leaders and women should follow]. He uses homophobic slurs throughout the video.

= Snake Oil Salesman =

Witsit tries to sell literal snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."

= Notes =

<references />

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:American flerfs]]
[[Category:Religiflerfs]]
[[Category:Flerfzis]]
[[Category:Criminals]]
[[Category:TFE Antarctica team]]

Austin Witsit

2025-04-13T17:36:02Z

Astrokate: Added Witsit's Snake Oil Operation

{{Infobox
| realName = Austin David Whitsitt
| image = File:Whitsitt.jpg
| location = US
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube]
| papa = [[Nathan Thompson]]
| antisemite = Yes
| religiflerf = Yes
}}

Austin David Whitsitt, known online as '''Witsit Gets It'' or "Unemployed Austin", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views. In December 2024, Whitsitt participated in [[The Final Experiment]] in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models.

= Known Accounts =
{| class="wikitable"
! Platform !! Account
|-
| [https://witsit.tv Witsit.tv] || [https://witsit.tv witsit.tv]
|-
| [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt Twitter] || [https://twitter.com/WitsitGetsIt @WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt Patreon] || [https://patreon.com/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt Rumble] || [https://rumble.com/user/WitsitGetsIt WitsitGetsIt]
|-
| [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit Rokfin] || [https://rokfin.com/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://ko-fi.com/witsit Ko-fi] || [https://ko-fi.com/witsit witsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/miswits Telegram] || [https://t.me/miswits miswits]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitgetsit Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitgetsit witsitgetsit]
|-
| [https://t.me/witsitstreams Telegram] || [https://t.me/witsitstreams witsitstreams]
|-
| [https://auditnasa.com Audit NASA] || [https://auditnasa.com auditnasa.com]
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@Witsit Witsit Gets It]
|}

= Arrest History =

Collect the [[Witsit Trading Cards]]!

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Arrest History
! Date !! Reason !! Mugshot !! Records !! Notes
|-
| Apr 9, 2013 || Possession of Marijuana || N/A || [https://weakley.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=E6903D40-F66B-43C0-9DBC-A7386CB53626&dsid=e608439d County Criminal Record] [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2013/04/19/weakley-county-general-sessions/ Newspaper Article 2013-04-09] ||
|-
| Apr 5, 2014 || Driving While License Revoked || N/A || [https://madison.tncrtinfo.com/crCaseForm.aspx?id=7E1E24EC-1FC2-4939-B596-898F7FE3F2B2&dsid=657dee84 County Criminal Record] ||
|-
| Oct 4, 2015 || Assault || N/A || [https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article47623610.html News article] [https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Pennsylvania Courts Docket] [https://web.archive.org/web/20250118045932/https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-14-CR-0001889-2015&dnh=gZ2Ferj%2B4qqyH7F7NR4EGQ%3D%3D Archived version] || Punched someone at a bar
|-
| 2016 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2016 public intoxication.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Oct 10, 2018 || Public intoxication || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2018-10-10.jpg|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 5, 2019 || Shoplifting || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2019-03-05.png|150px|thumb]] || ||
|-
| Mar 23, 2021 || Possessing marijuana || [[File:Witsit Mugshot 2021-03.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://monroefl.mugshots.zone/whitsitt-austin-david-mugshot-03-23-2021/ Mugshot] ||
|-
| Aug 4, 2021 || Flapping his face hole at Mount Rushmore || N/A || [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-2] [https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-whitsitt-3] [https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/44468155/USA_v_Whitsitt] [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63291352/united-states-v-whitsitt/] ||
|-
| Oct 2, 2023 || Domestic battery || [[File:Austin Mugshot 2023-10-02.jpg|150px|thumb]] || [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Florida Arrest Record] [[File:2023 Whitsitt battery docketimage 1 page 1 redacted.png|150px|thumb]] || Spit on his wife's face
|}

= Other Info =
* Frequently engages in [[Flerf-on-flerf|flerf-on-flerfs]] with [[Nathan Oakley]].
* One of only four flat earthers who travelled for [[The Final Experiment]].
* Suspended for fighting at a football game [https://www.nwtntoday.com/2009/09/03/messenger-sports-briefs-for-september-3-2/ Local Newspaper Article]

= Selected Quotations =

== Full moon and new moon ==

<blockquote>
'''Will Duffy:''' What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?

'''Austin Whitsitt:''' I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}
</blockquote>

== Southern compasses ==

<blockquote>
'''Austin Whitsitt:''' Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.
</blockquote>

= Misogyny And Domestic Abuse =

== Evidence of Misogyny and Abuse ==

Witsit makes misogynist statements. Furthermore, police arrested him for assaulting his partner in 2023. Court records indicate Witsit made hostile and aggressive gestures. He then spit on his partner's face without consent. [https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Austin_Whitsitt_57194563/ Court Record]

<blockquote>
[[File:Witsit-misogyny-twitter.png|512px|An example of Witsit's misogyny.]]
</blockquote>

On March 18, 2025, a surveillance video surfaced from Witsit's residence dated December 24, 2024. In the video, Witsit verbally abuses his partner and gestures violently towards her. Some of the verbal abuse Witsit gives to his partner in the video includes claiming to hate her, calling her names, claiming she likes it rough, and punching the nearby furniture.

== Statistics About Children In Households With Intimate Partner Violence ==

Witsit claims to have two children making the accusations of domestic abuse particularly worrisome.

* Between 30% and 60% of children with an abusive parent ends up being abused themselves. [https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/grants/213503.pdf Source]
* Children are 15 times more likely to experience abuse overall when subjected to a household with interpersonal violence between the parents. [https://belfastwomensaid.org.uk/themainevent/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/UNICEF_BehindClosedDoors.pdf Source]
* Around 20% of intimate partner violence that go to court involve a child witness. [https://www.ojp.gov/sites/g/files/xyckuh241/files/archives/pressreleases/2009/BJS10007.htm Source]

= Snake Oil Salesman =

Witsit tries to sell literal snake oil to his viewers. Austin owns the website, [https://aethericstate.com/ Aetheric State], where he sells an electrolyte drink mix. The [https://www.dragonsblends.com/ manufacturer] suggests the drink mix might cure cancer. Witsit charges $160 USD for the mix, however, it costs less than $15 USD to make the exact same drink mix using ingredients bought from the supermarket. [https://globesec.net/posts/whitsitt-aetherade-scam/ Globesec wrote an article] referring to the drink mix as "Aetherade."

= Notes =

<references />

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]
[[Category:American flerfs]]
[[Category:Religiflerfs]]
[[Category:Flerfzis]]
[[Category:Criminals]]
[[Category:TFE Antarctica team]]

Paul Bevan

2025-04-13T17:25:21Z

Astrokate: Fix link.

= About Paul Bevan AKA Bev AKA Try Thinking =

His beliefs, whether he wants to admit to it or not, are synonymous with what is commonly understood to be the flat earth paradigm. That is still water is level is horizontal is a world spanning plane (with minor deviations for tide, waves, etc…). That IS flat earth. That the ground we walk on is approximately a flat horizontal surface, distances between locations is broadly given by euclidean math, etc…those are flat earther views.

His avoidance of the stigma is just a tactic, a bad faith one at that, to advance his grift.
Bev strategically prescribes language in specific contexts to avoid a very specific association that is already obvious to all listening. This is extremely disingenuous. When listening to the other person, he’ll (mis)interpret their words in the least charitable fashion imaginable in order to pretend their point doesn’t make sense and beat around the bush. This is extremely disingenuous and bad faith.

Someone like this is incorrigible and trying to reach him is pointless

= Bev's Website =

Bev has a website where he tries to peddle solipsism as a reason to embrace flat earth. Here's the link: [https://onthelevel.live/ https://onthelevel.live/]

[[Category:Bevvites]]
[[Category:Papa flerfs]]

Paul Bevan

2025-04-13T17:21:17Z

Astrokate: Adding Bev's website.

= About Paul Bevan AKA Bev AKA Try Thinking =

His beliefs, whether he wants to admit to it or not, are synonymous with what is commonly understood to be the flat earth paradigm. That is still water is level is horizontal is a world spanning plane (with minor deviations for tide, waves, etc…). That IS flat earth. That the ground we walk on is approximately a flat horizontal surface, distances between locations is broadly given by euclidean math, etc…those are flat earther views.

His avoidance of the stigma is just a tactic, a bad faith one at that, to advance his grift.
Bev strategically prescribes language in specific contexts to avoid a very specific association that is already obvious to all listening. This is extremely disingenuous. When listening to the other person, he’ll (mis)interpret their words in the least charitable fashion imaginable in order to pretend their point doesn’t make sense and beat around the bush. This is extremely disingenuous and bad faith.

Someone like this is incorrigible and trying to reach him is pointless

= Bev's Website =

Bev has a website where he tries to peddle solipsism as a reason to embrace flat earth. Here's the link: [https://onthelevel.live/](https://onthelevel.live/)

[[Category:Bevvites]]
[[Category:Papa flerfs]]

Lord Brahma

2025-03-24T04:57:50Z

Astrokate:

{{Infobox|realName=Tobias Owens|image=File:Notlord_Brahma.png|platform=[https://www.youtube.com/]|religiflerf=Yes}}

Lord Brahma is an evil flat earther that thinks he is God. He has made death threats toward Will Duffy.

He lost custody to his kid because he's insane: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDmJ4H2FA04&t=186s

[[File:2025-03-06_091415_Veiled_death_threat.png|400px|link={{filepath:2025-03-06_091415_Veiled_death_threat.png}}]]

== Known Accounts ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Platform !! Account
|-
| YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPcJy8AI-fzOLYEeUF7Dm0g <code>Lord Brahma</code>]
|-
| Facebook || [https://www.facebook.com/GROUNDCREW333 <code>GROUNDCREW333</code>]
|-
| Instagram || [https://www.instagram.com/thelordbrahma/ <code>Lord Brahma</code>]
|-
| Steemit || [https://steemit.com/@vegangod <code>Vegan god</code>]
|-
| Facebook || [https://www.facebook.com/losethenameAustralia <code>Lose The Name Australia</code>]
|-
| Odysee || [https://odysee.com/@brahmaloka:f <code>𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙝𝙢𝙖💞𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙝𝙢𝙞</code>]
|}

Lord Brahma

2025-03-24T02:33:51Z

Astrokate:

Lord Brahma

2025-03-23T04:41:15Z

Astrokate: /* Known Accounts */

{{Infobox|realName=UnknownFirstName (first name potentially Tobias) Owens|image=File:Notlord_Brahma.png|platform=[https://www.youtube.com/]|religiflerf=Yes}}

Lord Brahma is an evil flat earther that thinks he is God. He has made death threats toward Will Duffy.

He lost custody to his kid because he's insane: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDmJ4H2FA04&t=186s

[[File:2025-03-06_091415_Veiled_death_threat.png|400px|link={{filepath:2025-03-06_091415_Veiled_death_threat.png}}]]

== Known Accounts ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Platform !! Account
|-
| YouTube || [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPcJy8AI-fzOLYEeUF7Dm0g <code>Lord Brahma</code>]
|-
| Facebook || [https://www.facebook.com/GROUNDCREW333 <code>GROUNDCREW333</code>]
|-
| Instagram || [https://www.instagram.com/thelordbrahma/ <code>Lord Brahma</code>]
|-
| Steemit || [https://steemit.com/@vegangod <code>Vegan god</code>]
|-
| Facebook || [https://www.facebook.com/losethenameAustralia <code>Lose The Name Australia</code>]
|}

2025-03-13T01:26:42Z

Astrokate: Added some fun facts about Chris.

{{Infobox
| image = File:Cc_chris_from_westchester_county.jpg
| realName = Christopher Connell
| location = US
| platform = [https://www.youtube.com/@cc4561 YouTube]
}}

= CC (Chris from New York) =

'''CC''', known as Chris from New York, Westchester County, is a YouTube content creator who advocates for flat Earth theories. He is recognized for his distinctive video introductions and unconventional beliefs.

== Known Accounts ==
{| class="wikitable"
! Platform !! Account !! Status
|-
| [https://www.youtube.com YouTube] || [https://www.youtube.com/@cc4561 @cc4561] || Active
|}

== Other Info ==
* Famous for the intro: "Good morning, good evening, good afternoon wherever you may be. CC here. Chris from New York, uh Westchester County. It's <<current time and day>>."
* Believes static electricity proves flat Earth.
* In a live stream, his wife expressed frustration with his flat Earth activities, telling him to "stop the nonsense." ([https://wrqk.iheart.com/featured/the-stansbury-show/content/2020-02-16-this-flat-earthers-wife-has-had-enough/ ''This Flat Earther's Wife Has Had Enough''])
* Often featured in reaction videos by other content creators discussing flat Earth theories. ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phC2y3mk1Wg ''Reaction Video by SciManDan''])
* Nominee for top left award 2022
* Won top left award 2023

== Fun Facts ==
* CC says he has a wife and daughter but strangely never seems to wear a wedding ring in any of his videos.
* CC's height is 5'8".
* Christopher can be seen making videos in two cars. The first car is a blue Subaru sedan, and the second is a mobility transport van.
* He has a knack for gardening and grows his own tomatoes.
* Chris often likes to shop near the Target in Yonkers, Westchester County, NY. ([https://www.google.ca/maps/place/40%C2%B055'36.2%22N+73%C2%B051'08.2%22W/@40.9269551,-73.8542321,17.29z/data=!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d40.9267222!4d-73.8522778?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDMxMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D ''One of Chris' favorite places to shop.''])
* Despite complaining about "chem trails" and other conspiracy theory nonsense about the government wanting to put chemicals in his body, Chris can often times be seen holding a vape pen in his videos.
* While filming in his van, he can often be seen in Connecticut despite starting his videos with his customary statement about being from Westchester County, NY.
* There is no evidence that Chris has ever directly responded to the many videos made about him.

[[Category:YouTube flerfs]]